Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, now this thread is deleted and never can be remade....
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I wish to be lazy about it :3

@Undead_terror
You are so lazy you melt into nothingness.

I wish for a launch day switch exclusive optional multiplayer shovel knight.

Granted, but it is the only mode in the game, only local, and very buggy.

I wish it wouldn't rain every day where I live.

Granted, but you get sleet and snow instead.

I wish there were 26 hours in a day.

@Tyranexx
All of them are pitch black.

I wish for the switch to have high quality cheap games and it becomes the best system every made and Nintendo buys Microsoft and Sony.

Granted. After acquiring the competition, Nintendo becomes spoiled and starts focusing only on low-budget high-profit franchises like New Super Mario Bros, Mario Sports Games, and Mario vs Donkey Kong.

I wish there were no such things as exclusives. Every game comes to every platform, and the merit of a platform is purely on its design.

Granted, but because of the added strain of developing for three systems, the games are all buggy and the market crashes.

I wish that the Switch has a successful launch.

....and the market decides the most merited platform design is a cheap Android tablet. All games are now built around touch controls.

I wish for a modern 3D version of the NES classic Faxandu...

@StuTwo it is only available as a download code that comes with the nes mini, and is horribly buggy and laggy.

I wish for the switch to support Wii U and 3ds games and still keep their quality.

Granted, but those are the ONLY games it supports. Retro fans are happy, but everyone else?....Not so much.

I wish the SNES Mini would become a thing, would not suffer hardware shortages, and would allow actual SNES cartridges to be used with the system.

Granted. The system costs 278,000 dollars, and games are sold sparately, even though there are no games.

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to make wishes.

@Nintendoer

You just forget the English language instead.

I wish for Nintendo to make so much money 💰 with the switch they buy Microsoft and Sony and make a $100 gaming computer that plays Wii games and is more powerful than all other gaming computers.

Granted, but that computer is so expensive to produce and fails so badly that Nintendo sells Sony and Microsoft and goes bankrupt.

I wish 2017 had more good things happen than upsetting things.

had...
2017 is now in the past. It was an incredible year by many accounts, but you missed it.

I wish the January 12th event is written by the industry's best comedy writers, and the event not only blows our minds with the best Switch news, but is also so funny and entertaining that you'd pay money to see it.

@Nicolai That is what I get for rushing a comment...

The Switch event is so entertaining that people would pay money to see it. In fact, you have to pay to see it.

I wish typing on my phone wouldn't cause me to make stupid spelling mistakes.

@Nintendoer
It doesn't because you can no longer type on mobile devices.

I wish a launch day switch sun moon high quality port

Okay, you get a high quality picture of the sun/moon on the Switch from day one.

I wish puns were considered funny.

They are funny! The curse is that no one else shares your love of puns. It's a sad life ;(

I wish healthy food tastes as good as junk food.

Granted, but the only games that use it are pointless shovelware. Also, it has a tendency to cause some ghosting in relation to your fingerprint impressions.

I wish for people to stop whining about censorship.

Granted. People start whining about video games in general, and the market crashes again.

I wish the Switch presentation makes good use of its time, and a lot of information is shown.