Topic: Let’s Ask Poorly Worded Questions!

@Fizza Trying to google search these riddles is impossible lol, all I get is Samus or Top 10 Most Obscure Nintendo Characters Ever List.

I kinda wanna quit this thread because of how unfair Google is lol.

Wait a second it's probably a Splatoon character, because Squid-Kids.

I'll give everyone a hint: this character doesn't tend to harbour many grudges.

@Fizza I'm probably on a list now for googling Nintendo characters in the military who are around 5-12yo

Agent 3

@Fizza Marina?

@Fizza Captain N?

@Kermit1 DING DING DING!

@jump Considering how Splatoon has the N-Zap as a weapon, that's not the most outlandish guess.

@Fizza Can I do a riddle??? pls.

I had a feeling when you said child it was a Splatoon thing. Then you said harbour and marina is a type of harbour.

What Nintendo character was a hero of many colors

@Kermit1

@Maxz You win

My fellow Moose

Boom!

Okay! This is fast turning into the ‘video game character riddles’ thread. In keeping with that theme:

Who is the one of the most fragile yet undefeatable characters in video games?

@Maxz Glass Joe?

@Maxz The fish boss from Earthworm Jim?

@Maxz Noelle from Genshin Impact. (I know this is wrong, but I don't care)

Who is?

Not the one I’m thinking of! You could say this the most definitively tee-total Nintendo character out there.

Ooh, is it Dry Bones?

This has to be the most poorly worded question so far

@Dogorilla Hahaha, maybe it’s a reference to a certain timelord, in which case the answer would simply be ‘yes’.

Which is also the answer to your… answer. It’s bone-dry Dry Bones. Congratulations! Your turn!

What's that film where that guy - not Bill, the other one - takes some medicine that makes him move really quickly really slowly?

@Dogorilla Erm Matrix? Red pill blue pill and the bullet dodge scene- bit of a stretch but ah well.