Topic: Let’s Ask Poorly Worded Questions!

If you get the answer right, then you can ask the next poorly/confusingly worded question.

Questions should give just enough information that people can more-or-less infer what you mean… probably.

First question:

What was the name of the guy in Twilight who wasn’t Batman?

@Maxz Edward wasn’t it? I just saw those movies and I still can’t remember.

@Snatcher Unfortunately it looks like Edward is the Batman guy. Not the guy who isn’t Batman. So no, not Edward! The other guy! Ideally the answer will include the actor’s name.

I haven’t actually looked this up yet, but there definitely is another dude who is played by an actor who presumably has a name.

@Maxz Taylor Lautner didn’t play Batman. He also didn’t play Darth Vader, Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Iron Man too!

That’s the guy! That’s the one! Taylor Daniel “Not Batman” Lautner. Wikipedia confirms:

Taylor Daniel Lautner is an American actor. He is best known for playing shapeshifter Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga film series.

‘Jacob Black’ sounds like he could be Batman, but he is not, because Batman is actually Edward and also the guy from one of the Terminator movies who got very cross once and also Bruce Wayne.

@jump, you are TwiLIT! Okay, your turn to ask a poorly worded question! (Or you can pass if you prefer!)

Lautner is also known for dating women named Taylor.

I'd instantly be put off by somebody with the same name as me or shares a name with a family member, but hey, to each their own.

@Silly_G We’re often taught the importance of being able to love ourselves, and if your partner has the same name as you I suppose that’s almost the same thing.

Could someone tell the name of the Marvel superhero who is a teenager boy who wakes up one day to find out his body has changed and that he can now shoot white sticky liquid everywhere?

@jump Raging Horman?

@jump : I'm pretty sure it's Arachno-teen, and he excretes white sticky liquid upon cannabis.

@Maxz @Silly_G Close but wrong. In addition to this teenager boy shooting sticky white liquid from his body this Marvel teenager likes to wear very tight rubber clothes and masks whilst doing his favourite past time which is to forcibly tie people up and take photos of them.

@jump : My innuendo was dirtier. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jokes aside, it's Spiderman

@Rambler @Silly_G both were fitting but not the one I’m thinking of. It’s the kid who really doesn’t like rice as it reminds him of Uncle Ben.

@skywake winner winner chicken dinner. Your go.

Keeping the theme, who was the dude who played the superhero who's alter-ego's last name is pronounced the same as the dude who played the same character in a different version of the same movie immediately prior?

@skywake
Is it moon knight?

Also the title of this thread perfectly describes most of my comments.

I know it but I wanted to be a smart ass and say someone like Chadwick Boseman, Hugh Jackman or Natalie Portman however the heroes they play don't have something-Man in their superhero character's name.

I'll give a hint, the dude no longer plays the character and the dude before him who's last name sounds the same as the character's last name started out doing sketch comedy

Fun fact, in the TV show adaptation of this hero they changed the character's name from Bruce to David as they felt Bruce was too gay.