@0LDSK0OL I found that last one hilarious for some odd reason.
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[16:08] Reala: what ljm does for cash is ljm's business
[16:08] LordJumpMad: Gotta look good my my next game u_u
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I have a bad joke about playing golf, Tiger Woods and Shingi Mikami having a heart attack but TBD would not be impressed if I posted that little gem again
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
You open up the door and put it in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You take out the elephant and put in a giraffe.
There's a party for all the animals in the world. Which animal can't come?
The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.
To get to the party you have to go across crocodile-infested waters. How will you get across?
Just swim regularly, the crocodiles are all at the party.
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
You open up the door and put it in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You take out the elephant and put in a giraffe.
There's a party for all the animals in the world. Which animal can't come?
The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.
To get to the party you have to go across crocodile-infested waters. How will you get across?
Just swim regularly, the crocodiles are all at the party.
you forgot the part with the plane, the old lady, and the bricks.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!!!!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other TIDE!!!!!!!
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Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he said, "You've gotta come help me. The guy I was hunting with had a heart attack."
The person said, "Well, you've gotta make sure that he is dead."
So the hunter said, "Okay." Then he left the phone, there was a long pause, then a gun shot.
The hunter got back on the phone and said "Okay, now what?
Currently playing: Rhythm Heaven, Minecraft (XBLA), Pokemon B/W 2, Halo 4, The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave, Fallblox, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GCN)
Will be playing soon: Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Cave Story +, Wii U: NSMBU, Nintendo Land, (And lots more!)
Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he said, "You've gotta come help me. The guy I was hunting with had a heart attack."
The person said, "Well, you've gotta make sure that he is dead."
So the hunter said, "Okay." Then he left the phone, there was a long pause, then a gun shot.
The hunter got back on the phone and said "Okay, now what?
Now that's what I call comedy!
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