goodbyes are a sad part of life but for every end there's a new beggining so one must never stop looking forward to the next dawn
now working at IBM as helpdesk analyst my Backloggery
3DS Friend Code: 3995-7085-4333 | Nintendo Network ID: GustavoSF
Well, instead of me regurgitating them, just look at this site with many great jokes! http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/
(WARNING: many of these jokes are dangerously funny. Bladder leakage possible...)
goodbyes are a sad part of life but for every end there's a new beggining so one must never stop looking forward to the next dawn
now working at IBM as helpdesk analyst my Backloggery
3DS Friend Code: 3995-7085-4333 | Nintendo Network ID: GustavoSF
You know the thing about Evolution is... it's science's way of basically saying there is such a thing as Universal Karma... and it is a B---h... you don't believe me?? Okay consider this... The T-Rex.. one of the most feared predators of his time... the mighty king of dinosaurs... that ate other huge dinosaurs to live.. it evolved into a chicken... a chicken is then forcefully evolved into a 8 piece meal deal... now tell me that ain't Karma...
I am a wild and free Ninetails not a trainer.. get over it...
Dad: son can you go to shoping some things for me?
Son: I can't, An object that is at rest will stay at rest.
goodbyes are a sad part of life but for every end there's a new beggining so one must never stop looking forward to the next dawn
now working at IBM as helpdesk analyst my Backloggery
3DS Friend Code: 3995-7085-4333 | Nintendo Network ID: GustavoSF
So a brother and a sister are with their mom eating at a steakhouse... the mom is talking to the sister.. and the brother is listening to them.. his sister doing what she normally does acting like an Angel.. getting high praise from their mother.. while trashing her brother.. and telling mom all her brother's dirty laundry.. a few beers are served as he listens patiently.. and finally he looks at his sister and his mom and tells them he has a joke... a new knock knock joke.. so his mom listens intently.. her attention on the brother and sister...
Brother: Knock Knock
Sister: Who's there??
Brother: I won't do
Sister: I won't do who??
Brother: Exactly..
I am a wild and free Ninetails not a trainer.. get over it...
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