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Klimbatize

Does "black" refer to people in that joke? If not, I don't get it. If so, you're dumb.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

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GuSolarFlare

what was Steve Jobs' favorite movie?
Kill Bill

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CrazyOtto

So this duck walks into a bar,
it gets shooed out because it's unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

CrazyOtto

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Snagrio

What do you get when you cross a baby chicken with a fish? A Cheep Cheep!

Snagrio

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GuSolarFlare

what happens when you plug a battery on an anemic hamster with giant pointy ears? you get a Pikachu!

Edited on by GuSolarFlare

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Relias

You know the thing about Evolution is... it's science's way of basically saying there is such a thing as Universal Karma... and it is a B---h... you don't believe me?? Okay consider this... The T-Rex.. one of the most feared predators of his time... the mighty king of dinosaurs... that ate other huge dinosaurs to live.. it evolved into a chicken... a chicken is then forcefully evolved into a 8 piece meal deal... now tell me that ain't Karma...

I am a wild and free Ninetails not a trainer.. get over it...

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Wheeler

Son: Dad! How come there aren't any Bruce Lee jokes? Chuck Norris has jokes.
Dad: Cause son, Bruce Lee ain't no joke.

Wheeler

Jeremyx7

ShadowFox254 wrote:

Son: Dad! How come there aren't any Bruce Lee jokes? Chuck Norris has jokes.
Dad: Cause son, Bruce Lee ain't no joke.

haha, I would actually consider this one a 'good' joke!

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GuSolarFlare

Dad: son can you go to shoping some things for me?
Son: I can't, An object that is at rest will stay at rest.

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sugarpixel

It's good to see I didn't kill this thread, I was afraid that I had because after I made my last post it apparently disappeared for 7 months!

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Relias

So a brother and a sister are with their mom eating at a steakhouse... the mom is talking to the sister.. and the brother is listening to them.. his sister doing what she normally does acting like an Angel.. getting high praise from their mother.. while trashing her brother.. and telling mom all her brother's dirty laundry.. a few beers are served as he listens patiently.. and finally he looks at his sister and his mom and tells them he has a joke... a new knock knock joke.. so his mom listens intently.. her attention on the brother and sister...

Brother: Knock Knock

Sister: Who's there??

Brother: I won't do

Sister: I won't do who??

Brother: Exactly..

I am a wild and free Ninetails not a trainer.. get over it...

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SubBronze

What do you call a servant who likes soft drinks?
A lemon-maid!

boo...

Edited on by SubBronze

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Jeremyx7

I've got a Monster Hunter joke for everyone today! Clears throat Here it goes...

What did the Hunter say to the Monster who called him on the phone?

.....'Uragaan?!'

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Jeremyx7

@Gioku Like my joke right?! Be honest..... xD

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