Pizza Tower

A wacky Wario Land-inspired platformer that isn't on Switch? What's going on here?!

Tour De Pizza's momentum-based platformer, Pizza Tower, dashed onto PC to rave reviews last year and we have been waiting for a Switch port ever since. It's one of those indies that we have expected to show up at just about every Direct in the last two years, and in the absence of any official Wario Land news (despite our prayer circles), we feel like we increasingly knead it.

What are the chances?

While it feels like a no-brainer to us, the game's developer has been tempering expectations. In a post on its Steam page in March 2023 celebrating the game's Steam Deck launch, Tour de Pizza wrote that a port to "you-know-where" will not be coming "anytime soon". So don't expect this one to come our way in a hurry.

Punch-Out!! (Wii)

Canadian studio Next Level Games is probably too busy with Luigi's Mansion these days to worry about a follow-up to its excellent Wii-era take on Punch-Out!!, and thinking it through, there's probably not a whole lot to be added to this lovely 3D rendition of Nintendo's classic pattern-based pugilism.

Which is where a sparkling HD Switch port comes in.

What are the chances?

It would make for some great late-gen winner-filler, wouldn't it?

Pyre

Supergiant might be busy with Hades II right now, but the developer's back-catalogue is missing one link on Switch — Pyre, the visual novel that combines RPG relationships and stats with fantasy basketball. It's a fascinating game with all the bells and whistles you'd expect from the indie developer: beautiful art, fantastic music, and outstanding writing.

What are the chances?

Very unlikely, given where the team's focus is. Back in August 2017, Supergiant stated that it had "no plans" to launch Pyre on other consoles and that the team was focusing on the PS4 version. That was before the game was released. Then, in 2019, in an interview with USGamer (RIP), lead writer Greg Kasavin told the publication, "It would already be done if it were simple." Five years later, it's not looking promising.

Resident Evil, and 2, and 3, and Code Veronica X

The Switch is no stranger to Resident Evil games, having played host to several native and cloud-based entries over the years. The original trilogy, along with Code Veronica X, are all conspicuously missing, and swaths of fans still hold these games in exceptionally high regard. The cheesy dialogue and old-school gameplay mechanics combine to create experiences that will eventually be lost forever if we’re not careful.

What are the chances?

Now, what gives us great hope is that the original RE recently launched on GOG, with RE 2 & 3 to follow soon. Code Veronica X, meanwhile, is available on basically every other major platform, so why Capcom decided to skip Switch is beyond us. It’s certainly possible, then!

Rez

Tetris Effect is a stonking 10/10 affair on Switch, and we're only human, so obviously we're eager to strap extra controllers to ourselves and let Tetsuya Mizuguchi's 2001 masterpiece take us to new planes of digital wonder and HD rumble-enhanced bliss.

What are the chances?

Let's imagine for a moment the hypothetically increased screen resolution and power of new Nintendo hardware. Let's also imagine Enhance Games working up a new version of Rez Infinite for the launch of said hardware. Let's imagine eight pulsing next-gen Joy-Con strapped to our person as we float through Area X.

Let's... ahem, go and get something to clean ourselves up.

Rhythm Heaven Megamix (3DS)

We have to keep reminding ourselves that there is no Rhythm Heaven on Switch. It's a travesty! Sure, Tempo Labs' Bits & Bops is giving similar rhythm-based minigame vibes, but it's just not the same. 'Greatest Hits' compilation Megamix is the best of 'em, if you ask us, so come on Nintendo, it's never too late to right a wrong.

What are the chances?

Every year we cross our fingers for this one and every year we are disappointed. We see no reason why Nintendo wouldn't bring the series to Switch, though its absence up to this point hardly fills us with hope.

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Silent Hill

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is a fantastic game which arguably suffered from being on a console that people just didn't associate with horror titles, despite there being several standouts. This was a Sam Barlow joint and the way the game made use of the system's features really sets it apart, whether it's the speaker in the controller or intelligent use of motion controls to draw you into this reimagining of the Silent Hill series' first entry. A Switch port couldn't replicate the Wiimote speaker functionality (or could it with the right HD rumble frequencies?), but we'd welcome a collective memory jog of this underappreciated, reimagined version of the 1999 PlayStation original.

We'd also take that 1999 PlayStation original.

What are the chances?

Konami, innit. So probably not.

Sin and Punishment: Star Successor (Wii)

Sin and Punishment: Star Successor really lives up to its name, with innovation, stunning set-pieces, and some of the best shmup action to come from a developer with incredible form in that area. With the original Japan-only classic available to play on Switch as part of the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack, Treasure's excellent sequel deserves some love, too.

What are the chances?

File this under 'wild card'. It would please hardcore fans no-end, and it deserves to get another outing, but so does almost every Treasure game.

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle (GCN)

If you were to ask us whether Sonic Adventure 2 is objectively any good, we'd probably scrunch up our faces slightly and shrug. But for goodness' sake, for those of us who were there when it originally launched on Gamecube, it was a revelation that deserves fresh life on the Switch. Shadow was an exceptional new character, and the Chao Garden was simply sublime. We've not had it this good since.

What are the chances?

We really don't see why not, but Sonic Team is seemingly in no rush to revisit SA2. The inclusion of Shadow in the upcoming Sonic X Shadow Generations remaster gives us hope, but we imagine it'll be a good while yet until we get to 'roll around at the speed of sound' again.

Star Trek: Resurgence

Star Trek games are few and far between, especially good ones, and especially on Nintendo consoles. Prodigy: Supernova was enjoyable, but also a planet-based co-op focused adventure with little of the shipboard shenanigans of the various shows.

Resurgence comes from a bunch of ex-Telltale devs making a Telltale-style adventure featuring a story set in the Next Generation movie era - surely a perfect dev-property match for the morality play storytelling Trek is famous for. Plus, the game appears to have a bit more of the Captain-on-the-bridge action we're jonesing for. It went down well on other platforms, and we'd love to see it beam over.

What are the chances?

High. The game was rated for Switch by the Australian Ratings Board, so hopefully it's just a matter of time. On the official website the devs have this to say: "We’re not saying never, but it would be a way off, so it’s worth considering playing on the available platforms if you can." And that's been there a while now.

Perhaps the team is struggling to get it performing acceptably on the hardware, but there's a distinct lack of Jonathan Frakes on Switch right now. Needs sorting.

Super Hexagon

Another one we've asked for before, but hey. Terry Cavanagh's panic-inducing chip-tune-infused avoid 'em up from 2012 would look and feel fantastic on a Switch OLED. Throw in some HD rumble and boom.

What are the chances?

Probably slim given its vintage and how easy it is to play on another device you probably own. And yet, it's not a game that would require a 100-person team and 18 months to port, so there's always a chance.