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Hey WiiWare, Enjoy Your Massage

Posted by James Newton

New muscle manipulation game inbound

Whilst we have a pretty good handle on Nintendo's download front these days, sometimes a company throws a curveball from so far out of left field it stuns even us, and it doesn't get much crazier than a massage game from the publisher of mobile pseudo-erotic title Emmanuelle Erotic Massages.

Titled Enjoy Your Massage, the game's ESRB rating describes it in the most glowing terms:

This is a massage simulation game in which players match patterns in order to perform back massages on clients. Players are prompted to rub specific areas of clients' backs in order to relax them.

After massages are performed correctly, players are presented with images of the female clients in various poses (e.g., lounging on a beach in a bikini, playing golf while wearing a short skirt and a cleavage-bearing top, or straddling a motorcycle). Players can also move the camera and zoom in on the reward pictures.

Hey, it can't be any worse than Sexy Poker, right? We'll bring you the first potentially-but-probably-not-very sexy screenshots of this one as soon as they arrive.

[via tinycartridge.com]

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User Comments (25)

sfog

#3

sfog said:

"Hey, it can't be any worse than Sexy Poker, right? We'll bring you the first potentially-but-probably-not-very sexy screenshots of this one as soon as they arrive."

I doubt it'll end up too sexy, as it's only rated E10+...

irken004

#6

irken004 said:

How would the controls work? Use the balance board to represent someone's back?

brandonbwii

#12

brandonbwii said:

Japan has quite a few "quirky" games like this. Some even require you to...ahem...poke underage girls with your finger...under their skirts.

Marvelousmoo

#16

Marvelousmoo said:

@3 E10+?!? Although this sounds unsexy, showing cleavage and girls in bikinis for the purpose of showing cleavage and girls in bikinis sounds more like T to me. Either this game will be really bad, or people don't care which age groups see half naked girls anymore.

iAmThetot

#18

iAmThetot said:

@12 Japanese culture is very different than... well, most of the world actually. For instance, they sell panties in vending machines. It's not right to judge them, though. Because they look at us and laugh at some of the things we do, and the world is a very diverse place.

JimLad

#21

JimLad said:

Google images is free you know.
Just take the content filter off and pretty much any word you enter will find you pictures of naked ladies.

Klapaucius

#24

Klapaucius said:

"massage simulation game"... yeah, I use the DS stylus to massage ladies all the time :|

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