Hey WiiWare, Enjoy Your Massage
Posted by James Newton
New muscle manipulation game inbound
Whilst we have a pretty good handle on Nintendo's download front these days, sometimes a company throws a curveball from so far out of left field it stuns even us, and it doesn't get much crazier than a massage game from the publisher of mobile pseudo-erotic title Emmanuelle Erotic Massages.
Titled Enjoy Your Massage, the game's ESRB rating describes it in the most glowing terms:
This is a massage simulation game in which players match patterns in order to perform back massages on clients. Players are prompted to rub specific areas of clients' backs in order to relax them.
After massages are performed correctly, players are presented with images of the female clients in various poses (e.g., lounging on a beach in a bikini, playing golf while wearing a short skirt and a cleavage-bearing top, or straddling a motorcycle). Players can also move the camera and zoom in on the reward pictures.
Hey, it can't be any worse than Sexy Poker, right? We'll bring you the first potentially-but-probably-not-very sexy screenshots of this one as soon as they arrive.
[via tinycartridge.com]
#1
RogueBologna said:
Dumbest game idea. Ever.
#2
noname875 said:
@peterifico
Agreed.
#3
sfog said:
"Hey, it can't be any worse than Sexy Poker, right? We'll bring you the first potentially-but-probably-not-very sexy screenshots of this one as soon as they arrive."
I doubt it'll end up too sexy, as it's only rated E10+...
#4
noname875 said:
Oh, only E10+? Wow...
#5
iAmThetot said:
@peterifico & @noname875 I dunno... This game looks like a pretty close contender for dumbest idea ever, in my opinion.
#6
irken004 said:
How would the controls work? Use the balance board to represent someone's back?
#7
The_Fox said:
So......happy ending?
#8
GammaGames said:
this sounds like a completely retarded idea, no offense
#9
labrat7 said:
Wow. Just Wow. This is probably the worst idea ever.
#10
Bloodysaber said:
Lol @ the "WTF" tag.
#11
TheSovietChairman said:
Worst idea ever? Or BEST idea ever? Think about about it.
Oh. You were right. Worst idea.
#12
brandonbwii said:
Japan has quite a few "quirky" games like this. Some even require you to...ahem...poke underage girls with your finger...under their skirts.
#13
Victoria said:
What? You've gotta be kidding .... right?
#14
Metal_Sonic said:
this sounds like a horrible game.
#15
Rally said:
Can I sell my Wii yet?
#16
Marvelousmoo said:
@3 E10+?!? Although this sounds unsexy, showing cleavage and girls in bikinis for the purpose of showing cleavage and girls in bikinis sounds more like T to me. Either this game will be really bad, or people don't care which age groups see half naked girls anymore.
#17
HanuKwanzMasBif said:
HOLY CRAP. Okay, no. Just... no. I mean, seriously? Actually, yeah, unholy crap.
#18
iAmThetot said:
@12 Japanese culture is very different than... well, most of the world actually. For instance, they sell panties in vending machines. It's not right to judge them, though. Because they look at us and laugh at some of the things we do, and the world is a very diverse place.
#19
TLink9 said:
Wow two days in a row I have to do this...........
#20
SandMan said:
Hey, you never know... it could still be sexy...
#21
JimLad said:
Google images is free you know.
Just take the content filter off and pretty much any word you enter will find you pictures of naked ladies.
#22
jazzydude said:
wow...
#23
Mario_34 said:
I will save my points for Wii start-up the game
#24
Klapaucius said:
"massage simulation game"... yeah, I use the DS stylus to massage ladies all the time
#25
Nentindo said:
It would be better if they weren't so ugly.