Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
Dear Canada: Please come and collect Nickleback, Celine Dion and Bryan Adams. We kindly let them visit and now they won't leave and keep playing their crappy music. Thanks in advance, U.S.A
"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
Dear Canada: Please come and collect Nickleback, Celine Dion and Bryan Adams. We kindly let them visit and now they won't leave and keep playing their crappy music. Thanks in advance, U.S.A
That is good! Then again, what about Hilary Duff, Spice Girls, Brittany Spears, Madonna, Backstreet Boys? You can fill in the rest
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
I did a little research on Canada and here are my findings -
Canada, also known as America’s Frosted Hat, is situated somewhere near the inconsequential continental U.S.A., and slightly south of the North Pole. Canada is the USA’s largest national park, and tourist attraction. To answer the question the entire world is asking, yes, Canada has an Army, and no, Canada doesn’t know about it. Canadians are known for their peacefulness and politeness in distressing situations, such as during a war or hockey playoffs. The world looks to Canada for international peace-keepers, since they possess no weapons other than snow shovels, and their jovial accent and flannel clothing are comforting.
The world sees Canada as America’s dorky half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England, but while America’s father was apparently Jesus, Canada’s was France. While little brother Canada may not be able to throw the ball as far as its “cool” older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north).
I did a little research on Canada and here are my findings -
Canada, also known as America’s Frosted Hat, is situated somewhere near the inconsequential continental U.S.A., and slightly south of the North Pole. Canada is the USA’s largest national park, and tourist attraction. To answer the question the entire world is asking, yes, Canada has an Army, and no, Canada doesn’t know about it. Canadians are known for their peacefulness and politeness in distressing situations, such as during a war or hockey playoffs. The world looks to Canada for international peace-keepers, since they possess no weapons other than snow shovels, and their jovial accent and flannel clothing are comforting.
The world sees Canada as America’s dorky half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England, but while America’s father was apparently Jesus, Canada’s was France. While little brother Canada may not be able to throw the ball as far as its “cool” older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north).
That put a on my face.
"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
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