Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but your mind melded with everyone so now everyone thinks your thoughts.

I wish my cat would stop biting me.

Granted, now it's scratching you.

I wish I could put more time into pixel art.

Granted but now you can only do pixel art.

I wish I could go see snow.

Granted, but you see it through a nuclear winter.

I wish I was a mongoose.

Granted, but you have no legs
I wish I owned a movie theature

Granted but it burnt down.

I wish my bike was safe to ride.

Granted, but then your scooter turned evil.

I wish I could actually ride a skateboard.

Granted, but every skateboard you touch breaks
I wish my wishes weren't corruptible

Granted, but then everyone else's wishes become corrupted, making everyone miserable.

I wish that some users would not make corruptions that end with an EvilStarBoy in the end (it makes me feel a bit disliked).

Granted, but you loose 10 popularity points
I wish my car would work properly

Granted, but then the gas engine blows up and you're stranded in the desert.

I wish to fix my Alleyway Game Boy Pocket cartridge so I can play it again.

Granted, but your gameboy pocket breaks
I wish I could win every Olympic event

Granted, but then everyone is depressed 'cause they cannot qualify.

I wish to go somewhere over the rainbow.

Granted but you fall off and land on a porcupine.

I wish I had $50,000 dollars.

Granted. But it's stolen, and you go to jail.

I wish Greek didn't take so long to translate.

Off-topic: yay, gamerforgod, you're still here.
On-topic: Granted, but then it becomes the language of the world.

I wish I had the motivation to wear my class ring.

Granted. If you don't wear the ring, you die. Starting now.

I wish I didn't just sleep half the day away.

Granted, you now get to sleep for a whole twenty years, like Rip van Winkle.

I wish to remember every single detail of Rip van Winkle

Granted, you now know every last betail about Rip Van Winkle, including where he went to the bathroom those whole 20 years and the exact taste of the fungus growing on his back.

I wish I didn't just gross myself out with that reply.<_<

Granted but you'll gross yourself out with your next reply..

I wish I could wake up earlier than 12:27 pm every day.