Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. Unfortunately, you could no longer fit in a car.

I wish I knew what else rhymed with wish besides fish.

Granted, but all you could come up with was "tish" (ignoring the fact that "dish" seems quite obvious to me).

I wish that Reggie wasn't such a tool.

Granted, he is now a vehicle. Come one, come all! Lets ride the Reggie!

I wish I wasn't tired as s*** right now.

Granted, but you are forced to build a 12 story monument to honor NLife.
I wish for Auto-tune to go out of style overnight.

Granted but now the song I love you is totally in.

I wish I didn't have an algebra exam.

granted but now all your fav singers sound awful without it
it was delayed to make the test 200% longer

wish I had a nation of Reala clones

Granted but due to faulty genetic equipment they all exploded.

I wish I could run a mile.

Granted, but as you finish your legs collapse and fall off and you can no longer run or walk ever again.

I wish this freakin small town had something fun to do.

Granted, but you are not allowed to participate

I wish I could find my Cat

Granted, but it was dead.

I wish I could turn invisible and back.

Granted but you got all beat up from people runnig into you.

I wish I could finish mega man 9

Granted, but you broke your hand in doing so, and can't play games for a bit. D:

I wish I had an unlimited supply of free Wii-Points.

Granted, but you can't connect to the wii shop channel
I wish I could talk to animals

Granted but the animals don't want to talk.

I wish my cousin wasn't an annoying dork.

Granted but lz comes in and takes his place. Now you're even more annoyed than before.

I wish good tasting coffee wasn't so expensive.

Granted. There no longer is good-tasting coffee.

I wish that someone would make a video game about me.

Granted but you die at the end.

I wish the lz didn't take my cousins place, and I don't want my cousin back.

Granted, and I corrupt this wish by not corrupting it (and taking lz for myself). backwards logics ftw

I wish that I was an actual vampire and that I had a castle.

Granted but the sun came up and you were vaporized.

I wish I could find an avatar I like.

Granted, but it's animated, so you can't use it.

I wish all of the VC games were free, and I had access to them.