Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it takes the better part of a decade to do so!

I wish to know what it's like to play as a Worgen Druid.

Granted, but once you know, you get amnesia and never know again.
_{Thanks for your kind words on my avatar, NintendoBuddy! Your's rocks, too!}

I wish I could understand the wording in A Clockwork Orange.

Granted, but you soon forget some of the most important things in this day and age in the following order:

1. The Wheel
2. Nintendo (Including Rare's lost masterpieces)
3. Transformers (except Beast Machines - I'm afraid you're stuck with that memory!)
4. World of Warcraft
5. StarBuddy (Perhaps the greatest loss of all... )

These things soon slip your mind forever, meaning it's a complete surprise when you rediscover them, and you refuse to accept them!
_{Thanks, PunnyBuddy! That means so much, you ol' Animaniac you!}
I wish everybody had the day off on their day off.

Granted, but I'm left here confused...

I wish candy would never cause cavities or obesety.

Granted, but now fruit always causes cavities and vegetables always cause obesity!

I wish to know what it's like to play a Tauren Paladin.

Granted, now that's the only character role you'll ever know
_{@4467 - Awww, do I really mean that much to you and everybody, NintendoBuddy?}

I wish my bed was longer

Granted, but it's so long it won't fit in your room!

I wish to have pleasant dreams tonight.
_{Good night (at least where I live), NintendoBuddy and StarBuddy!}

Granted, but then you never wake up...
Again, I wish for things to turn out nicely.

Granted, but there's sleeping gas involved before it turns out nicely!
_{You sure do, StarBuddy! Nintendo Life wouldn't be the same without you!
Goodnight, PunnyBuddy!}
I wish I could own Neverwinter Nights 2 and both of its expansions.

Granted, but you keep them as collector's items
_{Awww, thank you so much, NintendoBuddy =)
StarBoy hugs NintendoBuddy
Good night, everyone =)}

I wish I could lift heavy objects

Granted, you are able to lift objects so heavy that they crush dust bunnies, such as pieces of fruit, stationery, and your Nintendo DS lite!

I wish I knew the joys of defeating a displacer beast as a half-elf ranger with a pet panther named Zazzles...who I find to be quite 'zazzy'.

Granted, that experience is so out of this world

I wish I knew how one-man bands are possible

Granted. They play guitar with their teeth, drums with their feet, and horns with their nose!

I wish I could go to a rock concert.

Granted, the concert's called 'The Human Fighter & the Dwarf Cleric & the Elf Wizard & the Halfling Rogue Performing Adventurers Sing Classics from the Ancient Kingdom of Nerath'...and all the ticket buyers go to the concert...all two of them! Naturally, the concert's cancelled before it begins due to the band having to save a nearby village from a mob of kobolds!

I wish I could play more D&D...

Granted, you play so much of it, that you forget to take a break from it

I wish you could see rainbows when the sky is dark

Granted, but now you can't see pizza during the daylight hours!
_{I don't know, my mind's not focusing on what I'm doing...between Christmas and tonight being payday, I'm too excited to think!}
I wish for a bowl of pizza topping with barbecue sauce.
_{See what I mean? Why don't I just ask for a pizza?}

Granted, but the barbeque sauce is spoiled. You use it not minding the exp. date, and die. Somehow.

I wish that my head would turn into an easter basket with fluffy marshmallows then implode in Canada.

Granted, but now everything becomes so different for you

I wish there was a zebra in our neighborhood

Granted, but it only speaks Swahili and you can't understand each other! Also, I am resurrected again.
_{@Destroyer360: Post #4481 gave me a 'Game Over' corruption.}
I wish to have a hat, gas mask, trenchcoat and sleeping gas gun, just like The Sandman has.

Granted, now everybody falls asleep
_{Good night, guys}

I wish I had a propeller hat