Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but christmas is gone for good

I wish I could get more games from Capcom (RE2, 3, Dead Rising, VJ2, or Killer7)

Granted, but they're all scratched up and glitchy!

I wish I could control time.

Granted, now things shall never be the same again

I wish I could triangulate the location of the lost underwater city of Atlantis

Granted, but your historic discovery will cause many scientists to constantly bug you about how you did it!

I wish I could see a shooting star.

Granted and its Ristar

I wish to make a servbot head and run around in school putting it on peoples heads, and NOT get in trouble

Granted, but you will get beaten up by the people you put the Servebot head on.

I wish the Princess made lotsa spaghetti!

Granted but its Princess Tiny Feet ( to you if you dont know how she is and what she's from)

I wish more people were on chat now

Granted, but it's a very awkward moment

I wish I could be very strong

Granted, but your strength shatters objects like doorknobs!

I wish I had a new TV for my bedroom.

Granted, but it's incredibly small that it hurts your eyes to see it

I wish I had a collection of hats

Granted, but they're all the same!
_{Thanks, StarBuddy! It's a Jinjo eating a gigantic Christmas pudding!}
I wish StarBuddy had a huge variety of different hats that were each unique!

Granted, but there's a small fee. They're all on fire!

I wish the current Banjo-Kazooie character models weren't so boxy.

Granted, they're exactly the same as the original character models!
_{That's a wish I don't have the heart to corrupt...}
I wish the next corruption I make would actually be a corruption.

Granted, but you can't make any more wishes! _{Nah, not really.}

I wish NintendoPurist would make the best corruption he's ever made in his entire life.

Granted! I made it in his place!

I wish there was a remake of Majora's Mask with more of the story in depth

Granted, but Tingle is creepier than ever!

I wish I was better at corrupting.

Granted, and as a result you end up upsetting so may NLifers with your corruptions that you force them to leave NLife forever! This sends you into a frenzy of going into every forum and the NLife chatroom trying to prevent other NLifers from leaving as well, but every other NLifer to whom you speak ends up leaving as well, causing you to be left all alone in a deserted website...but it is at this point that you realise you're not in NintendoLife.com...you are in the Nintendo Life Galaxy, trapped within the fragments of the website thanks to Kammy Koopa's latest hex, and the other Rangers have no idea where you are or how to save you!
_{How about that, PunnyGuy's wish came true!...I think...}
I wish PunnyGuy would come to the CUAF so he could rejoin our tale...

Granted, but he arrives in a coffin. His diseased corpse is contaminated with an evolved smallpox virus, killing off the NL populace >: D

I wish ibjab walla bancax oqueeb. OBJEEEP om dompa FEEEBI!

Granted, now all your gibberish gets you arrested for who knows how long

I wish it was already the summer of '11 (so I can watch Cars 2)

Granted, but just remember that it won't be summer in the Southern Hemisphere when it launches!

I wish more people knew that each date of the calendar lasts 48 hours thanks to the International Date Line.