Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but your scalp itches nonstop! It sweats, too!

I wish I was friends with Mario.

Granted, but you get sick of his cologne, 'La Ravioli Marionara'!

I wish to know why a few of us dominate this thread.

Granted, but the information was obvious, anyways.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but it's...uhhh, invisible!

I wish my zergling could morph into a baneling.

Granted, but he destroys you in his new evolved form!

I wish I knew Birdo's gender.

Granted, shklee's a hermaphrodite!

I wish I knew why Yoshi are males that lay eggs.

Granted, but that information blows your mind.

I wish people would never make stupid wishes.

Granted...that wasn't very stupid! Have you no shame?

I wish for a Krabby Patty.

Granted, but now it's impossible to corrupt them.

I wish for world peace and a taco. Mostly the taco.

Granted, but since all you really want is the taco, the world gets destroyed instead of becoming peaceful! The taco is evil, too. _{Ain't I a stinker?}

I wish I was a faster wisher.

Granted, but so does StarBoy91, JohnWalrus and NintendoPurist...wait, I'M NintendoPurist!

I wish for a new DSi XL.

Granted, but it eats your data!

I wish I could be an OMNOMNOM monster.

Granted, now you're a non-existent creature, so you only exist in JohnWalrus form!

I wish I was a Changeling.

Granted, but OHMYWORDTHEREARETOOMANYWISHES!

IWISHICOULDCOMPOSEMYSELF!

GRANTEDBUTNOWYOUAREMUSICSINCEYOUCOMPOSEDYOURSELF!

I wish for a video game that's challenging.

Granted, but you get Silver Surfer. Your testes fly off.

I wish I could be a girl for a day.

Granted, but you are so hot that a man wants to date you! You try to explain, but he just laughs! Emotional scars ensue.

I wish Doopliss would be in another game.

Granted, but he's just a trophy in the next Smash Bros!

I wish I had a big churro, I'm talkin' 3 feet or more here.

Granted, but it makes you incredibly fat!

I wish Mountain Dew wouldn't keep me awake at night.

Granted, but that defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

I wish I had another churro....what?!