Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@NintenodPurist Granted, but... hey! I thought mine was awesome, too. Your corruption is that I am now mad at you >:3
@PunnyGuy Granted, but you get Athlete's Foot.

I wish that I wore a blazing saddle.

Granted, but now all you can smell is barbecued pony-back ribs!

I wish I had a plate of delicious beef baby-back ribs smothered in tangy barbecue sauce to eat right now!

Granted, but the "beef" is my roasted pony.

I wish I had Steam.

Granted, but you have to get it from a sauna that you yourself have to build!

I wish I got a haircut.

Granted, but it's a Flock of Seagulls haircut.

I wish I had the "video game downloading system" Steam (I hate you, PunnyGuy!)

Granted, but it malfunctions before you get the chance to use it (ain't I a stinker? )!

I wish I could find a copy of the Game Boy Color Shantae.

Granted, but my fury of your corruption skills makes it explode.

I wish someone would take up my trade on the trading thread

I would grant it, but I don't know where or what it is. Sorry

I wish that this wish not be corrupted.

Granted, but there is no wish to corrupt, thus that post was pointless. So, um... Obama murders you.

I wish that I could beat Final Fantasy IV in .5 of a second.

Granted, but now you can complete quicker games at the speed of light, making you unsatisfied and bored. You also think that the quicker games are a waste of money.

I wish I had a can of Pringles.

Granted, but it has the ashes of a person inside instead of Pringles.

I wish that I had a Deathnote.

Granted, but you see someone famous that you like, mistake the Deathnote for an autograph book, get his autograph, and kill the celebrity!

I wish that my corruption wasn't so.....cold.

Granted But You know some cold gets sooooo hot it burns

I wish I had every issue of NP and in perfect condition

Granted, but the cover of Issue 2 will forever haunt your dreams!

I wish I could meet the people that write for Nintendo Power.

Granted, but they only allow you to see them in private

I wish to grow stronger each day

Granted, but you get too strong and begin unintentionally crushing things!

I wish I never got fat.

Granted but you need fat to live

I wish VC would update with another console like DreamCast

Granted, but it will still take Nintendo a long time to release a game.

I wish Virtual Console updates weren't as slow as molasses.
_{Oh, noes! PunnyGuy's ranting about VC again! Hit the deck!}

Granted now weve got ET and SuperMan 64 on the VC

I wish My wii and DSi's were the Japanese versions and I could read them so I can get some great Exclusives like Pole's Big Adventure

Granted, your head explodes because that's so awesome!

I wish I knew the significance of the sequin gems in Kirby's Epic Yarn.