Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, and it's something you'll remember forever more
_{I'm in such a nice mood since I pulled two Planeswalkers from my first two boosters of M11 EVER!! So for the next 24 hours or so, I choose to not corrupt wishes!}

I wish that more people would already know of Magic: The Gathering without having to watch The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Granted but now those people know nothing about anything else.

I wish I had enough time and money to play all the great games coming out in the next few months.

Granted, but you had to sell your manhood to get the money.

I wish for a tent. _lolwtf

Granted but your lose your house and now have to move into the tent camped out in your in-laws backyard.

I wish the new Golden-Eye was out today.

Granted but the Golden-Eye game released is actually a new game for Wiiware. In this fun game you get to groom eyeballs. Compete with your friends to make the prettiest eyes!

I wish I had a self cleaning toilet

Granted, but it doesn't do sewage

I wish pandas weren't endangered species

Granted, they are overpopulated and infest peoples homes.

I wish I could eat candy anytime I want.

Granted but after a year of eating candy all day long your teeth fall out and you need dentures.

I wish Zelda skyward sword was out before Christmas.

Granted, but due to the shorter development time, the game contains many unfixed glitches and graphical bugs.

I wish I had a brand new copy of Mega Man 7

Granted but its the Japanese version and you SNES is the US version.

I wish I didnt have to go to work today.

Granted: Your Fired!

I Wish I had endless Nintendo Point on my Wii and DSi

Granted, and guess what? It has infinite storage for photo and video, and it's in your favourite colour!

I wish for a mint copy of Garruk Wildspeaker

granted, but in your excitement you throw it into a bunch of slop.
I wish my threads could be popular.

Granted, but now everyone else feels like they're right on your shadow (or however the saying goes)

I wish I had clothing made of silver

Granted, but you realise you're out of style when gold clothes are all the rage!

I wish I had a pet giraffe.

Gratned, but you discover its a giraffe from the zoo and are arrested for stealing it.

I wish Nintend, Sony, and Microsoft would get together and make one system.

Granted, but since there are no more rivals, the quality of the games decrease!

I wish there was another game about Bowser.

Granted, but in it he eats everyone and everything, leaving nothing to do

I wish I could swim with dolphins again (I once swam with them when I was little)

Granted, but you have to swim with Ecco the Dolphin, who moves around at a pace way too fast!

I wish that there was no rain in places that don't need it so that the places that do need it get it.

Granted but it only rains Kool-Aid

I wish Sonic Colors was for Big Boys