Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but it turns out that WHARGARBLLLGARBBLGAAAAARBLLL comes from sticking your head in a toilet.

I wish I could find a good DS game.

Granted, but it's highly expensive and rare.

I wish to beat Axelay (I'm serious).

Granted, but you can't save anymore.
I wish for world domination.

Granted, but you are assassinated, and all countries resume to their original government.

I wish that I had more money to pay for tuition fees.

Granted, but now you owe the mafia "interest" that you can't afford so you're going to get murdered.
I wish the world would end.

Granted, but you can't do anything about anything anymore.

I wish to go on a swing.

Granted, it doesn't divide the fractions
I wish I had a Mega Buster.

Granted, but it mega busts you.

I wish all wishes, including this one, were nullified, so at the exact moment you grant this wish, it is immediately ungranted, then is granted again immediately thus creating a paradox and/or syntax error.

Granted but they're in a format that makes it imposible to watch.

I wish I had infinite health in Monster Hunter.

Ungrantified.

I wish for efghrfbbghr4uftykdwpslcoenqme!

Granted, but its firhasaad8dgfeuajdjaddasdhiuewhiewhiweyu?

I wish for world domination.

Granted, but the world goes to ruin because of that.

I wish to fly in the sky.

Granted, but you are pulled into a jet turbine.

I wish that DEODORANTDEAODORANTDEODORANT!

Granted, you have that plus SANITIZERSANITIZERSANITIZER!

I wish for cloud-free skies forevermore.

Granted, but the LEGO pieces are all broken. Oh, and they're counterfeit.

I wish for world peace. And a cheezberger made out of peace.

Granted but you die to a goomba afterward and their was no save block.

I wish that I didn't have to beat some many PS3 games

Granted, you don't get to play your ps3 games because your house just burned down destroying all of your belongings, have a nice day .
I wish that all the internet Trolls and fanboys were educated and given a different view on life.

Granted, but I notice that your wish was grammatically incorrect and the wish is nullified.

I wish OOH EEH, OOH AH-AH, WALLA-WALLA BING-BANG.

Granted, but it is nullified.

I wish you were an altoid.

Granted, now I'm a prescription pill that's consumed by those that need it (that's what Altoids are, right?).

I wish to make a stage design for a video game.