Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now they're the only food.

I wish everyone would stop calling me a unicorn.

Granted, they call you a pegasus instead [also, I would never call you a unicorn, X]

I wish for light and shadow to combine.

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish I had a cookie.

granted, but you now have to go to the dentist.

I wish I had cake.

Not granted.

I wish I had moneyz

@AceRocks - why do you wish for this thread to be locked? It's a fun thread, and I have no issue with it.
@X-Man - granted, you can now afford everything, but then no one wants to be your friend when you attempt to buy friendship.

I wish I could acquire a MegaDrive console.

Granted but it's broken

I wish I had a japanese PS1

Granted, but it only play USA games.

I wish I had a DSi XL

Granted, but by the time you acquire it it becomes obsolete.

I wish I was good at making game threads.

Granted they are good but oy on bad games.

I wish someone would say happy birthday to me (today Tuesday is my birthday).

Granted: Happy Birthday Crazygamerfreak!

But now your one year closer to being in Depends. _{Seriously though Happy Birthday!}

Edit: Crud! I forgot to wish.
I wish I could levitate things with my mind.

Happy Birthday, Crazygamer.
Granted, but the day after that everyone forgets about you and your birthday.

I wish I could improve on my game threads so they don't turn out badly structured [kinda like my Guessing Game Thread]?

Granted: But that's all ever do from now on.

I wish I had Superpowers.

Granted, but too much power corrupts you and in the end you get destroyed.

I wish for a starry night sky.

Granted. But all of the stars fall out of the sky and end up destroying the earth!!!! (Well, it was pretty while it lasted!!!! lol)

I wish we never needed to sleep!!!!

Granted, but now we all die of exhaustion and become Earth-roaming zombies of the undead!

I wish I had a 20-foot long pancake.

Granted, but after eating it all you get to stay in bed, with a long-lasting tummyache.

I wish I could open a pickle jar.

Granted: The Pickle Juice spills all over you.

I wish for a Car.

Granted, but it gets towed upon purchasing the car, you'll never see it again.

I wish I could walk on the ceiling.

Granted: Your Taken to Area 51.

I wish for a copy of Wii Sports Resort.