5/10 (score adjusted to account for game keycard physical DRM)

I've seen enough. Discontinue the game keycard program entirely. Don't want to print your game on physical media? Then embrace the humiliation and shame of hawking a download code at all the retailers you constantly claim No Longer Matter.

As someone with a taste for what may be perceived by some as "pretentious, arthouse, drivel!" - I found myself quite a bit let down by this one when I played it on PC. Not my favorite interactive fiction (more reputable way to say walking sim, lol).

Threshold however, very much enjoyed that one. Arctic Eggs, even moreso. C'mon Critical Reflex, port Arctic Eggs to Switch! Motion controlled eggflipping with the joycon would be pure bliss.

Since when is Disco broken on Switch? I played it at release, it was great on there.

Watching this again for the first time since 2021 and oh my god it's even more cringe than I remember. Can we please fire him into the sun already

Those are big lol they should be printed on a cartridge CAPCOM you greedy corner-cutting imbeciles

Good stuff. I hope to see more third party physical releases coming out of boutique retailers like iam8bit and LRG.

Both the games I'm downloading this week not even mentioned?

SiN Reloaded - new Nightdive drop. An absolute must
Birdcage. Super cool saturn-inspired shooter

Team Leda. We support absolute smokeshows in this household.

"Banjo Kazooie" developer is long gone. They're making Yooka Laylee games. Headline should read: Sea of Thieves content farm has been re-org'd under noted BDS target, Microsoft.

No physical, no reason to double dip.

6/10, not bad.
(This review score has been adjusted by my proprietary game keycard algorithm)

Great news @Anguspuss, the file size is 50GB on Nintendo Switch 2. It's called optimization and it's a beautiful thing.

No excuses, a generation-defining game like Elden Ring deserves to be enshrined in physical format, especially when they are asking $80.

So, 6/10 when adjusted for being a digital only/keycard release using my proprietary review score algorithm.

SKIP!

Parking Garage Rally Circuit - great game. Double dipping.

keycard, disregard

I am also an analyst in my spare time and I predict a relatively loud year from Nintendo.

6/10, not a terrible score (I subtract three points from every game that ships on a keycard)

Thank you Bandai Namco for your commitment to feeding next generation’s landfills

I don't see any games, I see a list of key cards.

"WEB FISHING" is a fake copycat game. Webfishing on steam is wonderful, I got excited for a second. Are these storefronts ever going to address these shovelware scam games?

Bless them for shipping on a real cartridge.

You could start by releasing your game in physical format.

GOOD. Dump these keycards into the Atari E.T. landfill where they belong. Kudos to CDPR for doing it right and reaping the benefits.

Soulja Boy had this one pegged back in 2009.