Protospasm

To me, it plays a lot like a beefed up Tamagotchi. There's no poop to clean up, but there is just pushing buttons to start an activity, and then waiting for the result. Instead of awkwardly breeding your pets, one shivers in terror as salt is sprinkled over them, and cannibalism takes place during a discretionary blacked out screen...
However, I play this game strictly as a side activity. Waiting for a phone call, killing time during a break, or just half-heartedly watching a movie... The Kemonos shade in some activity to make me feel a little less bored.
It just feels more like a toy than a game; Your participation is more viewership than actor here.

(spoilers)

If Wii Fit trainer can be either gender, I'm hoping some other characters get that as well...

especially Marth to Lucina.

I'd play this, but that name...
Everytime I read that name, I pronounce it in a way that isn't dissimilar to the pronunciation of Arrested Developments "Gothic Castle."

Yay! I'm excited; I <3 NLFM!

So, it's like a less comical humanclock.com?
Hmmm...

This looks like a crudely drawn 2D version of Graffiti Kingdom... although I'm still holding my breath for a Magic Pengel on the 3DS.