When SEGA published the old '8-bit Bayonetta' game as a freebie on Steam for April Fools' Day, the safe assumption was that a related countdown was for a PC port of the original. Of course, the nature of countdowns meant that fantasies could be voiced, such as the prospect of Bayonetta 3. Well, those of us awaiting that third entry will have to be patient.
The countdown did indeed end with an unveiling of the original Bayonetta on PC, and it's already out on Steam; in fact, in the UK it's shot its way up to second in the top-selling chart in a matter of hours. It's been in demand for some time, so the promise of a stable FPS and even 4K on meaty rigs is exciting for PC gamers.
Nothing thrilling for Switch fans, then, but the documentary below is still interesting for those that enjoyed the original on Wii U or back in the PS3 / Xbox 360 days.
There's no Bayonetta 2 port on PC as yet, or even any hint of it. Nintendo did step in to fund and then publish the Wii U-excusive sequel, so it'll be interesting to see whether it would allow such a move to PC. Alternatively, we certainly wouldn't complain if both Wii U versions got spruced up a little for the Nintendo Switch, but now we're fantasizing.
Would you like to replay these two games on Switch, and do you still hope to see Bayonetta 3 some day?
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Well that's a Piece of Crud news. 😞
Switch ports would be nice but i would rather Nintendo and SEGA get to work on a 3rd game
It's 20 dollars! That's not too bad. Now just need to announce Bayonetta 3 for the Switch. Then I'll get a Switch. o3o
Very nice! It was a long time coming for a PC port, but it's finally on the best platform.
Hopefully this release generates enough interest so we can see "Bayonetta 3" become a reality.
Unsurprisingly
Hindsight is 20/20, huh?
Okay, different writers and all that.
@PlywoodStick
"it's finally on the best platform"
Are you insane.
@ProjectCafe It's on the most powerful (potentially) platform.
"Best"? Purely subjective.
That game is really good, I'm glad more people are going to get to experience it.
I've been wondering about how much hold Nintendo has over Bayonetta 2. Is it even possible that it gets released on PC? What rights do Nintendo actually have?
Bayonetta 2 will never appear on non-Nintendo consoles.
@Moon From what the producer of Bayonetta 2 said after all the hatred that it would be exclusive, it won't ever be coming to other systems.
To expect good news regarding 3rd parties on Switch was too much. E3, right?
@Moon Nintendo owns publishing rights and all the assets of the title, if memory serves. Not sure where I read that (it might be mentioned in the credits), but if it's true, the game would have to be re-made from scratch before it appears on any other platform, and that's assuming there are no other obstacles as far as publishing rights are concerned.
Bayonetta 2 will be ported eventually to one platform or another. No Wii U game is safe from Nintendo's "the Wii U doesn't exist" mentality.
Bayonetta 2 for Switch not announced until the first hardware revision.
We'll see a certain crowd join in at that point.
Bayonetta 3 or bust! I'm happy with my Wii U versions of the first two games. Gimme that Switch-exclusive sequel.
Yet another bad move by SEGA. Wow... I'm not surprised. Who even thought hyping this up would be a good idea?
Oh well...I haven't played the original so I guess I'll pick it up on Steam at some point...it's only £14.99 in the UK.
I'd love a Bayonetta 2 port to Switch.
Called it but not going to triple dip. wiiu version plays just fine. However if they were going to port this is the one time where I would say they should have just kicked it to switch because they could put 2 on there as well.
Edit: Forgot I'd bought it for 360.
@ThatNyteDaez lolwhat. It instantly already jumped to currently 2nd highest selling game on steam. Sega making bad moves by listening to fans and making money! Not Sega's fault console sites ran with PC news trying to get clicks. If anything you can blame NL for hyping it up.
Nude mods in 3.. 2... 1...
Man, Bayonetta 3 as a Switch exclusive would make sense on so many fronts. What with the 1st two games being on Wii U, the original boasting Nintendo-exclusive content, them funding and publishing the sequel, Bayonetta being in Smash and getting her own amiibo... Just totally logical. Just make it happen, Nintendo! All you need to do is fund it, there are really no excuses. People will gobble it up!
Nice! I own 1 and 2 on WiiU, but I'll drop $20 to let Platinum know it's appreciated. I don't mind playing through again in 4K.
@PlywoodStick I respectfully disagree. Nintendo Switch is the best platform in my book.
As fme, im perperfectly playing my wii u port of Bayonetta (got the 2 in 1 version)
@abbyhitter except for pc
@CB85 Bayonetta's SCamiibo still hasn't seen the light of day.
@LegendOfPokemon Apart from Animal Crossing amiibo Festival
@FX102A
A keyboard/mouse is no substitute for a pad and dedicated gaming system designed to play games, while outputting on a 80"+ display.
PC's are supposed to be workstations and lifestyle hubs. I don't know where the idea of gaming on it came from.
@ProjectCafe Is that a joke? Have you played a game on a PC any time in the past 10 years? You can connect gamepad to them, and 80 inch TVs. Your ignorance is astounding, and pretty sad if you think PCs aren't meant for gaming.
@Trikeboy rips off shirt I'm coming for you!
Did they really need a damn countdown for this? Couldn't they just announce it like normal?
@TheLZdragon
oh how i wish i was @Trikeboy
Nothing on the DQXI 3DS release date and Switch snub? NL needs to hit F5 on Kotaku and NeoGAF.
@ProjectCafe : "PC's are supposed to be workstations and lifestyle hubs. I don't know where the idea of gaming on it came from."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacewar!
@ProjectCafe We live in a world where the sane are lambasted and the insane are worshipped. What does it matter where the line is drawn anymore, if no one respects it?
Though I do agree with you about gamepads, for several types of games (JRPG, Action Platformer, Action Adventure, Racing, Fighting, etc). For other types of games, however... (FPS/TPS, RTS, WRPG, MMORPG, MOBA, Simulation, etc) nothing beats keyboard and mouse to this day.
@ThatNyteDaez What? SEGA's PC ports over the last couple years have fueled their revival. Bayo 1's PC sales will probably be the best chance for a part 3 as well.
@Fred13 The NS is a nice piece of kit, but it doesn't have the library, maturity, utility, and modularity to even come close to a good PC.
Very underwhelming news. Would have rather seen a Bayonetta Remaster and Bayonetta 2 Remaster for Pc, Xbox One, PS4, and Switch.
That's cool, it means more people can now play this great game
@RadioShadow For you maybe. Having never played it, I might give it a go on PC. So it's good news.
I'm not really big on fighter games, so I wasn't willing to pay $50 on Wii U for it, even if it was a 2-in-one pack.
Anti-climatic. Though the news of good sales will hopefully bring Bayonetta 3 closer to reality
@ProjectCafe I've become fairly anti-PC gaming these days after spending a long stretch exclusively on it. But my problems with PC are hardware/ecosystem/distribution related. The first person shooter genre was designed around keyboard/mouse input. The reason Splatoon works so well is it's the first console shooter that approximates mouse input fairly well and disables the auto-aim thus working more like a PC shooter. Bayonetta definitely as a gamepad sort of game, but for all the flaws of PCs (and while the PC fans will never admit it there are tons of flaws in that ecosystem that you either love or don't), keyboard/mouse isn't one of them
@Spiders http://gematsu.com/2017/04/dragon-quest-xi-ps4-3ds-launches-july-29-japan
LOL it's true! GG NS? It was confirmed last August, so it could just be delayed for unforeseen reasons. In any case, 3DS sales of the game will definitely cannibalize NS sales in Japan.
@NEStalgia I agree with what you're saying, but... you're also cursed, so...
If Nintendo doesn't port Bayo 2 to the Switch AND doesn't venture into PC gaming publishing (which would be mind-boggling), it would be an incredible waste.
I'm afraid at this point, nobody would be willing to buy a Wii U in order to play it, might as well make some money off of it in other platforms... We know the demand is impressive.
@PlywoodStick Well to be fair Squeenix is specifically saying that they're not specifically saying. Nothing to announce, can't say if it will or won't be on the same day" There's a lot of "we're specifically saying that we're going to specifically say nothing, and that it could be that there's news here or that there isn't news here, and we have no comment about that news should there be any" that goes on around Switch these days. Seems to be an official type of thing. Fair chance the Switch release IS the same day and they'll make some big E3 joint announcement about that (or the Direct tomorrow.)
Companies are used to saying "no announcements" and "we'll provide more info later" but it's getting oddly specific when its' "it could be the same date, might not be, who can say?"
And yeah, I'm cursed, there's that I learned never EVER EVER EVER use a productivity machine for gaming. A gaming PC should be merely an expensive console. And I learned that I'll spend more time troubleshooting why games won't run (or keep crashing) than actually playing them. If I wanted to spend my evenings troubleshooting, I'd just work overtime and get paid for it
That's what I said, but to some people I was trolling apparently.
Classic nintendo fanboys.
Bayonetta 3 on the Switch would be amazing and I hope Nintendo makes that a reality, Bayonetta 2 on Wii U was one of the top five reasons to own a Wii U console such a great game .
@Yasume Thank you for bringing balance to our universe. We would all become sparkling, lustrous, giggling pony spirits without your incredible sacrifice. Your negative comments are not in vain.
@Grumblevolcano True! 😉
@Grumblevolcano
I sadly own that.
It was the only way to get Digby. And that version of Isabelle for quite a while.
@TwilightOniAngel Normality is overrated. Thinking outside the box is the way of the future!
Everyone is asking for Bayonetta 3 but I think the series ended perfectly with number 2. You know, the sequel starts where the first game ended and ends where the first game started. Perfect loop.
@NEStalgia A gaming PC shouldn't be an expensive console. I can do everything productivity wise on mine just as easily as I can game on it. 99% of games crashing and other issues are solved with a simple Google search. I can't think of one game in the dozens I've played on PC in the past few years that caused me more than 5 minutes of troubleshooting to fix a problem.
Can't wait to download....60 FPS
@Yasume Dude.
Why?
@RedMageLanakyn It's a continuation of a conversation from the other day so there's a few gaps there, but after 15 years as a PC exclusive gamer, meh. That's what Plywood meant about me being cursed. I had non-stop hardware failures. I made the mistake for many years of using my productivity machine as my gaming machine. Random crashes, corrupt drives, drivers that then broke the system, (bios flashes that games seemed to want that then broke something else included, audio dropping out after fixing something else,) rendering it unbootable and unsavable, reformatting happened way too often. The advice from most other PC gamers I knew at the time? Their gaming machines were exclusively for gaming, and they reformatted it every few months. A.K.A. Pricey consoles.
Of course these days productivity is on a laptop, not a desktop, so a so any gaming PC would be simply an expensive console anyway.
The bigger thing for me these days, personally, is I don't do digital unless it's a small game or maybe MK/Splatoon just because..... PC has almost entirely abandoned physical, so it's a no-go as I try to cord cut AWAY from utility internet even if mobility comes out a bit more expensive despite fixed bit buckets. It's just more practical for me. If physical came back to PC a part of me would be tempted out of nostalgia for the good old days...but I'd probably still give it a pass. Pixel peeping has little appeal now that consoles are "good enough" in that regard, and have been for a while.
@mhsillen So...like the WiiU / 360 version ?
So yeah, overall good news for PC players, but for owners of the the WiiU games, nothing really new.
Sure, 4K and all that jazz, but i've yet need to find a reason to care about that enough to buy a set of new monitors for it
@Luffymcduck But I Want MOAR!!! XD
Who cares..PC reeks
I admit I would have been more excited about a new Switch game, but I don't mind playing this on PC instead. Not sure where the idea that "PCs aren't for gaming" comes from. I've been gaming on PC since the VIC-20. Yes, there have always been compatibility issues over the years, but if you're not too concerned with playing the latest and greatest graphic heavyweights, those issues are (usually) minimal.
Also, the Switch Pro Controller works with PCs, so if for some reason Bayonetta sucks with keyboard/mouse, we're still good.
I haven't even gotten to Bayonetta 2 yet. I bought the Wii U set to play the first game and then the second...still have to finish the first one. So many other games came out. Keeping my Wii U though so I can play the two Bayonetta games. Wouldn't be opposed if a remastered version of both appeared on Switch though, and of course Bayonetta 3 (at least let that be on all consoles including Switch)!
@NEStalgia Lol, "pixel peeping" should become a trending term. I love the suggestion that everyone who pays too much attention to specs aren't just nerds, they're snooping perverts with bloodshot eyes.
Eh, I have Bayonetta 1 on both the PS3 and Wii U, I don't need a PC port.
Nice. I'd buy it if i didn't already own it on Wii U. i hope this is a tease for Bayonetta 3... coming to PC, Xbone, PS4 and Switch!
@PlywoodStick LOL, it's funny I tend to use words that are common practice in one circle within another circle without realizing it. I can't take credit for that one, it's a pretty common term in photography circles for the folks who obsess over the output of one RAW converter vs another, and one lens/sensor versus another and quantify the sharpness and the slight CA around the edges where, the pictures as a whole, don't really have any meaningful difference as a result. We're at a point most of the differences between sensors, lenses, and software is irrelevant but the pixel peepers stay glued to it at 800% magnification comparing the softness in the individual pixels.
I just kind of used the term out of habit but as we get more into photo realistic graphics it applies ever more to gaming by the day
@SLIGEACH_EIRE how on earth are amiibo scams?
If bayonetta 3 was announced for the switch, I would buy a switch ASAP.
Same as I did with the Wii U.
The biggest plus for me when it comes to PC games is backwards compatibility. If I want to play Bayonetta again in ten years I probably won't own a Wii U anymore, but chances are pretty high I will still own some kind of PC.
Just this year I replayed Abe's Exoddus and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, which would require a PS2 but both run fine on my current Windows 10 PC.
People really need to keep their expectations in check. There's no reason to be mad about this when we all knew this was going to be the announcement. SEGA had hinted at this so where's the surprise?
I love gaming on my PC. I play great games like Minesweeper and Solitaire
@NEStalgia That sucks, I do feel for you. As a PC tech, I get that occasional customer that just has zero luck with hardware! I'd probably give up on it if I had hardware failures all the time too. PC physical media is pretty much gone, that's a definite, and is unfortunate. I've gone to a mix of both physical and digital, usually it depends on price. It's becoming a bit of a pain to keep a bunch of boxes, cartridges, and discs sorted between multiple systems, but at the same time I don't want to just own a license for every game.
@SLIGEACH_EIRE - I really enjoy your infectious positivity.
Why? Lol pc already has it with emulators lol just make bayo 3 Switch exclusive!!!
Well like you didn't see that coming, after all its a big 3rd party game
@TwilightOniAngel Not really. Had they done it and just outed it, not nearly as much intrigue and anticipation would have come out of it. When they did the thing with SEGA's website, anybody who went to the site would've seen it, the media had more time to speculate about it and get the news out. That way, people might be more inclined to go back and check and see what it was about. Otherwise, people might have never heard about it. I certainly wouldn't have heard about it.
Meh, PC port of a good game. Personally I like 2 better than 1 but that is just me. I really want Bayonetta 3 for Switch...
Bayonetta 2 is hands down the superior game, but Bayo 1 is still quite enjoyable.
@RedMageLanakyn Yeah, somehow that was me. Some of it was the era (the win95/98 era was magically awful as a PC gamer, yet had most of the games I'd consider being the "killer exclusives" PC gaming ever had.) The one Plywood was referring to I talked about the other day was my last gaming rig I built. State of the art, top of the line, no expenses spared, the best of the best of everything. $3k min....I was sick of all the failures and THIS time it was going to be done RIGHT. My prior machine picked up chronic freezing all the time, which I'd identified as GPU issues or mobo issues. Was going to fix it. Was looking forward to not having to deal with the freezes. LOL.
So I get the machine built, installed, up and running, finally pull the old one down and put that one up, day one. It freezes. Maybe a coincidence. It freezes a few more times. Finally on reboot it corrupts the RAID (RAID 10 of Raptors...top dollar, extra redundant.) As it rebuilds....it loses the other drive. Restarted again. Two weeks later, same thing happens. All the latest drivers blah blah. After staying up until like 4:00AM two work nights in a row, I finally identified the darned nVidia GPU as the problem with extensive troubleshooting. Having now finally become sick and tired of nVidia failures I decided to throw caution to the wind and go ATI (I think it was technically AMD by then but they were still using the ATI branding maybe.) That fixed it! Games ran ok but I was really using it more for work at that point. PC gaming was getting me jaded by then. And then I started being more laptop oriented once laptops got good enough, and started using it hardly at all, a few hours here and there, not much, few games. One day I boot it, no video out...at all. Darned GPU fried. Just sitting there unattended and off. So I buy $400+ GPU #3 for a system that's never used. A year later one of the Raptors goes down. Replaced that. Then not long after Then the darned thing starts randomly shutting down. I'd turn it on, walk away, come back to it, it would be off..."hmm, that's odd". Now and then every so often it would happen while using it. Just suddenly the power gets ripped out. One day I'm using it it turns off, and there's no response to the power button. The top dollar active PFC+ gold rated PSU burned out. While sitting idle and unused most of the time.
And that moment I took the sign and said screw it, I'm done with gaming PCs My laptops and consoles and work machine have been happy ever since. All the years before that of course was all the troubleshooting and game problems and driver problems and all that, but that one was kind of the make it or break it for PC for me as consoles were becoming more and more PC replacements for less than the cost of ONE of my 3 "12 hour GPUs"
Back in the win9x days I had the logitech joystick that would render the machine unbootable as soon as I installed the driver. That was a fun one that took 5 reformats to figure out. Put it all together, and Plywood's right. I'm cursed!
I always see people talking about how PC is so great and problem free these days and I ALMOST get jealous, and then I remember everyone used to tell me the same thing while I was the one going through those hot messes
But yeah, even if it did, the fact that physical died for PC really kills it for me. I still have my collection of classic PC boxes stacked up. And I'm just not into the "download 2TB a month" thing. The more I try to focus on cord cutting and watching bandwidth usage the more I realize I could really do almost ANYTHING with a pretty small bit bucket. Video and gaming are the only big data hogs. Switch keeps it nice and small. PS4, if you turn off the bloated patches for half the games, works out ok for physical. PC...not so much.
@NEStalgia Did Bill Gates curse you or something?!
@Ryu_Niiyama I'd say that but my dedicated Linux box 2 boxen before that suffered similar freezing issues where I had a box fan strapped into the chassis to cool the GPU but that lasted only until I started getting memory corruption issues that were then corrupting the file system.
After that I started ONLY buying Xeon systems with ECC RAM. Of that last system, it may have eaten 3 GPUs an HDD and a PSU, but it never had corrupted memory..................
To quote Sweetie Belle from MLP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_RmSJxtUE
Alternatively, we certainly wouldn't complain if both Wii U versions got spruced up a little for the Nintendo Switch, but now we're fantasizing.
It's only natural for one to fantasize about taking Bayonetta anywhere, but keep it to yourself, dude!
@Yasume you said Bayonetta 2 (even though everyone knows Nintendo owns the rights to that game), so no, you were trolling (as always).
@NEStalgia Yeah that's....terrible. I certainly won't try to convince you to jump back in to PC gaming, but i will tell you that if you do, it's a lot better than how it was 10 years ago. You can build a solid, fast, reliable machine for under $1000 easily. You don't really need RAID anymore, as you can set up most external drives for auto information backup, and SSDs make things sooooooo fast. My best experiences with brands have been Corsair, G.Skill, EVGA, Seagate, Western Digital, and MSI. Most have 3 year warranties on things like video cards, memory, hard drives, and motherboards.
Maybe you just need someone else to build a machine for you so the curse is avoided? I'm not saying it's your fault, or you're doing something wrong, but hey, maybe the curse doesn't count if you have someone else touch the pieces? I've seen stranger things happen in the PC world! As far as bandwidth goes....that's a tricky one to circumvent indeed. The only hope we have for physical to make a true comeback on PC is to make Blu ray drives commonplace. They're still throwing games on several DVDs!
@NEStalgia ...Did I misread that? You strapped a fan to your case chassis? ....Does your name start with a J? I think we went to school together if so. Otherwise...WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
Welcome to 2010, I guess...
Knew this would happen..
Good for PC players. Great game right here.
@SLIGEACH_EIRE That's why I said she's getting her own amiibo, not that she has gotten one. Obviously they're waiting for Smash 4 Switch edition.
@Alshain01 I wouldn't really call it a fighting game, but I do recommend it though. It's one of my favorite series, and I've enjoyed it since day 1 when it was released on 360. Give it a shot if you get the chance.
im certain bayonetta 3 will be announced at e3 and going to be a switch exclusive.
This is cool... I tried the demo for Bayonetta 2 and thought it was fun, not my kind of game though. But I kinda assumed the countdown was going to be Switch related though. No doubt the 3rd game will be on the horizon.
I hope Nintendo NEVER lets anyone else have B2 and I hope that they will also secure B3 for themselves on switch too. They really need it.
@NEStalgia @RedMageLanakyn Yeah no, somebody hit NEStalgia with a voodoo doll. Whodoo? Voodoo. I think his next PC is just going to open with the BSOD and then turn into HAL/Skynet/The Beast/insert evil computer here. Sorry, NES.
I'm of the opinion that one of the smartest things Nintendo could do is port every major Wii U exclusive title to the Switch. The Switch is, in a way (and I think most of us could agree) a bit of a "mulligan" for the Wii U. A Bayonetta 1+2 port to Switch would introduce the franchise to people who jumped in with the Switch. I really hope Mario Kart 8 Deluxe does well so Nintendo does something similar with Smash Bros, Mario 3D World, Bayonetta 1+2, The Wonderful 101, and other big Wii U titles. It's not like doing so would cannibalize Wii U sales, since, frankly (since the system is discontinued) there aren't any.
Yes, the Switch needs new, exclusive titles. But there's a whole library of Wii U games that could use the exposure of being on the Switch. Nobody loses here.
Jesus Christ people, I just don't like Steam and heavy, dedicated computers for games, no matter how I express or get that across. In fact, I'm probably a hypocrite because I myself often enjoy a few light sessions of abandoned titles on my G5.
It makes me proud to be one of the most hated members on here, like Yasume, or Sigleach Eire, or whatever he's called.
Maybe we'll all end up like poor old Clownshoes.
This...saddens me greatly. Still waiting for Bayonetta 3...and her Amiibo, which hopefully we will get some info on tomorrow...
This is great news, the fact that anyone is sad about this is ridiculous. So you don't play on PC, whoop-dee-doo. Be happy for the people who do that now get to play this game.
This is great news, the fact that anyone is sad about this is ridiculous. So you don't play on PC, whoop-dee-doo. Be happy for the people who do that now get to play this game.
Just waiting to throw my new Ryzen 5 build together later this week and this will be the first Steam game (WoW, Hearthstone, and FFXIV will be the first on the SSD) that gets to grace its HDD. Nier was the last game on my current PC. Vanquish PC port next please!
Bayonetta 3 for E3?
Ah well, good for them.
If it's on PC now, it can surely be ported to Switch quite easily? Here's hoping!
@SLIGEACH_EIRE Have to agree, at least for the forseeable future. Anyone wanting to play the multiplats available on PS4/Xbone/PC will be disappointed in the Switch library for some time to come. Switch has a better chance than Wii U, but it's certainly not guaranteed to succeed with third parties just yet.
I'm extremely excited! I haven't been able to find any copies of Baeonetta anywhere, and buying it on VC is a no go because my storage is nearly full. I'm gonna pick it up next paycheck! I'm hearing a lot of good about the port itself, and I certainly hope that it means a Switch port could come in the future! I don't have a Switch yet but I can hope for other fans who do have a Switch and want to play it on one
@Sakura however we apparently only buy Nintendo games no third party and apparently indies according to people are lesser than AAS third party publishers....
Nintendo switch is 2 million and selling amazingly well as well as Nintendo direct tomorrow.
@HSuzumiyaVI I just mean that if what you want to play is Overwatch, Red Dead Redemption etc, then the Switch is not the console for you (at least not yet). For too many it is defined by what is not available rather than for what is. I don't know how much truth here is to Nintendo gamers shunning third party; can't buy games if they're not released. However, the AAA market is struggling with production costs so sustainability may become an issue. Also, at this stage in the generation, 80 + million gamers have already chosen their console. Offering the same thing again would not make financial sense. Switch is different because it has to be, imo. Indies are some of my favourite games. I'd love Switch to have everything, but I just don't see it as a viable goal. Having enough would be more appropriate.
@SanderEvers
My "lack-of" intelligence.
That's funny. Like the delusional Millennial thinks he can decide what my intelligence is over a gaming preference being discussed within a purely gaming website.
I'm a purist, K? I play sh1t on what systems they were originally designed for from the beginning.
It's nowhere near your place to judge how I like my games, how I think all games should be, and it's most certainly nowhere near your league to decide what my intelligence is. Sure PC gaming might be a little more convienent, but sorry, I'm not going for convienence.
And once again, computers will never be the best platform for any game. Ever. The entire concept of a computer was never designed for them.
You and you delusional conclusions can p!ss right off. Enjoy your life.
Still one of the greatest action game ever created, at least more people can play it now/
triggered
@SanderEvers
"You really are extremely stupid."
No, you are because it went completely over your head that I said it's my OPINION several times. Opinions are like dreams; they don't ever need to make sense. It's just what you think.
Computer programmer. I should have known, your massive insecurity explosion makes total sense. I wasn't talking about the power of the technology, idiot. I was talking about the charm. The care. The love put into designing dedicated systems for a single purpose. PC's have zero of any of that. Dedicated gaming devices do, especially since they are sort of a dying breed nowadays. By the way, Sir. Extremely Smart Computer Programmer, did you know that the human eye can't even see the full effect of 4K? So if we can't even see a theoretical 4.1K, WHAT VALUE WOULD A POSSIBLE 8K EVEN HAVE? THE ******* RETINA CAN'T EVEN MAKE OUT TOTAL 4000p.
Unlike you, I'm not stupid, and sh*t doesn't constantly fly right over my head. I know PC's have much more power than any other console, otherwise I wouldn't make that a point in an argument. I don't know why you didn't think that I must have been making a point about something consoles have that PC's don't. It seems that your massive ego was in the way of a clear view.
"If you think I don't know about computers."
You really are extremely delusional. I never hinted anything about you not knowing about computers. Guess what buddy? I do too, but not as much as you, since I have a life.
I'm baffled as to why you never stopped to think "Hm, for what possible reason would he not like Steam?", especially when your brain is clearly so much more superior than mine. Try the sea of scum swimming in porn, sh*tty memes, porn, and terrible character. Did I mention all the porn? Because that's Steam's ENTIRE community.
Wait... Stop. You're a grown-a*s computer programmer potentially with a wife and child and you're on STEAM?
I think it's clear who the "extremely stupid" one is, here.
By the way, just to point it out to you one last time in case you couldn't tell again, that was all my personal input. In other words: my opinion. Get over it.
(Though asking a Millennial to accept another person's opinion is like drawing blood from a rock. They're all one-minded losers.) So in that sense, you should be very proud to be living up to your standards/expectations. Congratulations.
In other news: Hook, line, and sinker. Ha ha!
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