Topic: why sonic 4 Will suck..

http://www.destructoid.com/why-sonic-the-hedgehog-4-will-suck...

I laughed repeatedly, this guy is so on the money.
_{Incase it isn't immediately obvious, he is completely taking the mickey.}

Note the linked page contains some strong language (and a header image which was once rude before they put a big stamp over it. So anything you want to complain about it is entirely fabricated by your own mind and thereby not my fault.)

It's fake! XD
It's making fun of the people that constantly complain about Sonic 4

I am aware of this, yes.

FAIL

Good stuff. I'll go boycott Sega now, with some better new material.

Hahahahaha, that was awesome.

Is there the word "blatantly" anywhere in the article?

Umm... the header didn't have a stamp over it at one point?
Anyways, I loved the article.
@Clinker facepalm

I presume it's always had the stamp on for the purposes of this article, but I doubt the guy who drew the picture underneath it included the Sonic 4 logo

Your avatar is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute, pixelman.

Haha thanks. =) It's Koppa the Talking Ferret from the Shiren the Wanderer series.

The internet has prevailed to make me LOL yet again! Epic win Jim Sterling!

The only problem I have with it is that they have tacked on motion controls.

Why cant they just leave it alone. They never can resist. Warehog levels etc.

I am not going to buy it - lol just compare it to NSMBwii - and then

why buy it?

SEGA - start by making a COMPLETE game!

5 zones with 3 acts each (so it's actually longer than Sonic 2, 3, and Knuckles), all 7 Chaos Emeralds and Super Sonic playable. What exactly do you expect from a 'complete' game? And, compare to NSMBWii? That's a £40 retail game. This is a download game that we can expect to be £15 tops.

This is an argument I don't yet understand. Nobody has yet seen how the motion controls are implemented, so how can you can complain that they're 'tacked on'?

XD

still not as good as sonic cd, the ways he runs in sonic 4 just looks slow

This is why I love Destructoid. They're never afraid to poke fun at all the internet idiots out there, and this time he was spot on. I especially loved the part where he compared every little detail of the Sonic 4 Robotnik boss with the original game. Keep it up, Jim!

You could always buy the 360/PS3 version...

But with that logic, why buy any platformer that was made after SMB3?

That article is so full of win. The last one is definitely the best. Keep it up Destructoid.