We've heard of games turning kids into murderous psychopaths, but we may be hearing of the first game giving a woman a sexual disorder. The U.K.'s Daily Star reports that Amanda Flowers has developed persistent sexual arousal syndrome since she damaged a nerve from falling off her Wii Fit board. "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," she said. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm." Now slight vibrations from cell phones or other devices reportedly have very pronounced effects on her libido.
This is definitely odd news, but it should be taken with a grain of salt -- or a bucket. Persistent sexual arousal syndrome (a distinct medical disorder, different from sexual addiction) is a little-known but serious problem. Many women report that it ruins sex for them in general by taking away the allure of normal sexual activity. The constancy of it can also become frustrating and painful. This doesn't sound consistent with comments from Flowers, who seems to be enjoying it. "Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me," said Flowers.
Far be it from us to discount the woman's claim, especially since it's so entertaining. But the Daily Star teases that the full story can be found in Love It!, a weekly magazine insert with "real-life stories and celebs." It sounds like gossip to us, so make of it what you will.
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This is definitely odd news, but it should be taken with a grain of salt -- or a bucket.
It should. The Daily Star is... not terribly reliable. It's the newspaper equivalent of those 'true life story' magazines, most of what they write is either complete bulldroppings or stretches the truth so thin you can see through it. Especially if it allows them to print more naked women. Regardless, entertaining story.
......No lawsuit?......My god, someone actually understands that blaming a company for your own random incidents that could've happened anytime is completely stupid! HUZZAH!!!
As for the actual story (and the whole "Taking It Seriously" bit), I agree with the whole "Gossip" idea that's already forming on this thread.
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What in the world? That is downright odd. Next we'll hear Mario causes some dude to eat actual 'shrooms and stomp on Koopas which are only halllucinations.
What in the world? That is downright odd. Next we'll hear Mario causes some dude to eat actual 'shrooms and stomp on Koopas which are only halllucinations.
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Let this be a lesson to Wii Fit players everywhere: Slip off a balance board; become a nymphomaniac.
Seriously, though, what sensationalistic garbage...
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......No lawsuit?......My god, someone actually understands that blaming a company for your own random incidents that could've happened anytime is completely stupid! HUZZAH!!!
Well, it's the UK, only America seem to have a problem with everyone suing everyone else at the drop of a hat due to how easy it is to get a hearing for crap like spilling hot coffee in your lap whilst driving. Here the judge would tell you to take a hike - if you could get a lawyer to stop laughing at you and write up a brief!
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