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Knux

Supermarioman wrote:

Everybody who bought Pong Toss will buy Sexy Poker, sigh

The sequel to Sexy Poker will be Sexy Pong Toss.

Knux

Burning_Spear

Zaphod+Beeblebrox wrote:

Sexy Poker now at #3 in the US. Can it possibly unseat Tales of Monkey Island (#2) and Reel Fishing Challenge (#1)? Stay tuned!

I guess there are a lot of people who never play poker and never get laid.

Mechabot Ultror Fights Again

Zaphod_Beeblebrox

Sexy Poker is #2 in the United States of America! It knocked Tales of Monkey Island down to #3. Can Reel Fishing Challenge cling to its #1 position?

NyxQuest is still holding at 11. Sigh. Come on, little Nyx. Flap your wings! Fly higher!

Put your analyst on danger money, baby.

MetalMario

Ugh....all these developers are good at getting people to buy their games.

Next, instead of making a game, they'll save money by just putting Miley Cirus's face on a Wii Channel and it'll just be that.

MetalMario

Blue_Protoman

Zaphod+Beeblebrox wrote:

Sexy Poker is #2 in the United States of America! It knocked Tales of Monkey Island down to #3. Can Reel Fishing Challenge cling to its #1 position!

Last call to take shelter in my bunker! When it hits 1st place I'm closing the door!

[Edited by Blue_Protoman]

Brawl: 4468-0656-5286 (Jesse)

TwilightV

Yes, it's truly the end of all existence as we know it. Luckily I prepared for this day. WHO'S CRAZY NOW?!

(NyxQuest is #8! Yay!)

TwilightV

Blue_Protoman

So did I. I packed food, water, guns, and I even brought my Wii into my shelter to wait it out.

Brawl: 4468-0656-5286 (Jesse)

Ren

Gosh you guys are all so clean and noble. I dare say anyone who truly believed this WOULDN"T happen are the most naive of all, I'll bet a few of you have even had to fight the urge to get it yourself. What's a better time waster for the target gamer demographic than an easy, bad poker game who's only incentive to keep playing is a woman that will take off items of clothing with each progression, especially for 5 bucks; is there a reason NOT to get it?
(ok, I didn't get it myself because it's true, the regular internet has much better time wasters in that vein that cost nothing, and I cherish my N-points).
Any youngster, though, especially with any kind of restrictive parent bought this immediately. Any parent more restrictive than that who uses any parental lock features, probably just got it for themselves instead and keeps it on an SD.
Who-ever said gameloft has sunk to a new low, has obviously never played any other Gameloft games before. Everyone of their other trashy leisure sports games is just like this, and obviously modeled after the stupid "neon, red light district" design of most porn sites, and they all feature levels introduced by trashy looking women and men and filled with sexual inuendo and half-assed gameplay thrown together based on other popular games. Obviously until now they didn't even try asking Nintendo if they would allow them to actually feature strip downs as incentives for gameplay, but whats that?.... Nintendo let them do it?! I'm still reeling that Nintendo let them release it for download.
I think if it continues in this direction, fine, but Nintendo better be really careful about PR and a possibly harsh backlash, and create another section or channel or something if theres more like it. It's a slippery slope.
All I'm saying is this isn't surprising and it's silly for us to take some moral high ground about the content, I'm only surprised at Nintendo for going there. I'd support this kind of stuff myself if there was at least a little more depth to the gameplay and more risque images. But then this isn't why I have a Nintendo, and I hope they don't allow it to continue very far.

Ren

Knux

Zaphod+Beeblebrox wrote:

Sexy Poker is #2 in the United States of America! It knocked Tales of Monkey Island down to #3. Can Reel Fishing Challenge cling to its #1 position?

NyxQuest is still holding at 11. Sigh. Come on, little Nyx. Flap your wings! Fly higher!

I knew this was going to happen! It is time to take shelter because the end of the world is coming!

Knux

proffrink1986

Well, it just reached #1 here in Canada. Then again, given how liberal we all are here in the Great White North (rofl), that should come as no surprise.

Also, I gotta agree with Ren, you would have to be pretty naive to not expect this to shoot to the top of the charts.

[Edited by proffrink1986]

proffrink1986

apocalypse217

Not my type of game. If I want a scantily clad woman I want it to be real. And I am not much for poker.

apocalypse217

Blue_Protoman

Canadians! The time has come! If you haven't taken shelter, mine's still open! But not for long!

Brawl: 4468-0656-5286 (Jesse)

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