Topic: Oh God...

LMAO! Best post all day.

You know what makes poker night sexy? That's right, Doritos.

It's #4! It is now almost officially Panic Button Time™!

This calls for drastic action. All these other games need to add "Sexy" to their titles:

Reel Sexy Fishing Challenge
Sexy Tales of Monkey Island
My Sexy Aquarium
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a Sexy Darklord
World of Sexy Goo
My Sexy Pokemon Ranch
Final Fantasy IV The Sexy After Years
Sexy Texas Hold'em Tournament
Sexy Tetris Party

Drastic times call for drastic measures!

I don't understand it's popularity but then I suppose it's little TImmy using his points...sniggering when his parents have gone to bed and he's playing some sweet, sweet Sexeh Pokeh...

I'm fairly certain that I've seen World Of Sexy Goo on the shelves of my local adult film shop...

That's hilarious, I wonder how long before it reaches #1.

That's it now, the public has spoken, don't it make ya proud.

EDIT: EW, naughty badger!

SEXY LEVEL DEFCON 5

when it becomes number 1 tell me

It's stalled at 4. Might not go any higher.

Sexy Poker now at #3 in the US. Can it possibly unseat Tales of Monkey Island (#2) and Reel Fishing Challenge (#1)? Stay tuned!

Oh $&*#!

I just have nothing to say, good luck, everyone.

I'm speechless.

Equally depressing is the fact that the wonderful NyxQuest seems to have stalled at #11 in the US. It reached #1 in Europe. Fingers crossed that it'll at least make it into the top 10.

Apocalypse Freaking NAO!

Almost. Sexy Poker is still 3rd place.

I've got plenty of room and supplies in my bunker. I plan on waiting it out there until it drops out of the list, starting as soon as it hits 1st. Anyone wanna join me?

I swear, just because it has sexy girls in it doesn't mean you can skip out on reviews. These people should be warned they're buying one of the worst games in wiiware history! (not from personal experience, of course ) Do justice, people! Knock it out of the list! Gameloft's really hit rock bottom now.

There is a good chance that a majority of the people who are actually buying Sexy Poker don't bother reading reviews. The mature rating and low price-point is just too enticing for the average uninformed shopper. It is really unfortunate but at the same time I am really not that surprised.

Everybody who bought Pong Toss will buy Sexy Poker, sigh