Topic: This or That.

Toilet paper is slightly more useful in my experience.

Five days of straight Country music or five days of Opera?

Opera.

Bananas or plantains?

It's just Bananas! B A NA-NA S! Bananas! (not sorry)

Bad puns or lazy fan service?

Bad puns. I don't mind them as much as others do. That said, lazy fan service is a-ok. I mean, it's HARD to make a game, and it could be considered a form of art. Don't rush art. You wouldn't ask Leonardo Da Vinci to paint a picture of what you ask for, would you?

Analogies or Metaphors?

Analogies, since it’s funnier when they don’t make sense.

Taxes or Jury Duty?

Taxes. They're less time-consuming (usually) than the latter since I pay someone who knows the ins and outs of the system much better than I do to do them.

Samus Aran or Lara Croft?

Ding Dongs.

Crash and Bernstein or Kickin’ It? (Look them up, they are Disney XD shows.)

Chili Dog.

Sailor Uranus or Sailor Neptune ?

Neptune.

The Rabbids or Penguins of Madagascar?

The Rabbids - purely because of how much I enjoyed their cross over with Mario.

Telepathy that you can never turn off or super strength that damages your body when you use it?

Telephaty.

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Or

Pizza Hut ?

KFC just got the gravy.

Luke or Han

Luke.

The Sims 1 PC

or....

The Ponies

Leon.
PS4 or Xbox 1

PS4 easily.

An easy fun job for low pay or a job you HATE but pays really well?

Fun job.

Penguins of Madagascar or Minions?

Penguins of Madagascar Minions was disappointing

Ice Cream Sandwich or Oreo?

Ice Cream Sandwich.

Nasi Goreng (Fried Rice)

Or

Soto Ayam (Yellow Chicken Soup) ?

Fried rice.

Would you rather know the future one week in advance, or have the ability to redo the previous 24 hours once a week?

Yoshi, Always preferred Yoshi games to the Luigi Mansion games plus I love Yoshi’s personality.

Grant Kirkhope or David Wise?