Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

Kooper stepped in and the music stopped playing.

"Um I can't fight like this. This isn't an RPG."

Mario had a quizzical look on his face. "What do you mean Kooper?"

"I can only do turn-based battling." Kooper sighed as he kicked the dirt with his foot.

Meta Knight cursed and glared at Kooper. "Away with you cowardly turtle! This is between Mario and myself!"

Kooper walked over to a bush and shouted with joy. "Hey guys, I found my shell! I guess those Fuzzies dropped it."

Kooper put his shell back on as Meta Knight shouted at him. "Turtle, come back here and face me like a man!"

"I'm not a man!" Kooper gulped as he retreated into his shell. "You can't attack me when I'm in my shell! Just try it! Give me your best..."

SLASH!

Before Kooper could finish, his shell was split in two. Kooper peeked up and squealed as his shell fell to pieces around him.

"Gah! My shell! My beautiful blue shell!" Kooper's tears fell to the ground like raindrops. "I just found it and now this happens?!"

Meta Knight snickered and turned back to Mario.

"Now then, it's just you and me plumber!"

The Super Smash Bros. Brawl music resumed playing as Mario readied a fireball in his fist.

It was a battle between Life and Death.
Many people including rotten rainbow radishes wanted to see
this spectacular little war.

But Mario and Meta Knight were so evenly matched that nobody could win! Every time Mario tried to scorch Meta Knight with a fireball, he would simply roll out of the way and slash Mario. Meanwhile, every time Meta Knight tried to slice Mario, he would simply jump over the swing and land right on Meta Knight's head.

"OK... this is ridiculous," panted Mario. "We're never gonna figure out a winner if this keeps up!"

"For once... your actually right. This duel will never have a winner! We should settle it in some other way," responded Meta Knight.

"How about a hockey game?" Kooper suggested. "Those require speed, endurance, and strength."

"That actually isn't a bad idea, cowardly turtle." Kooper wanted to say some very unpleasant things right now, but he kept quiet and let Meta Knight continue. "But where are we going to find a rink to play?"

"Umm... right there maybe?" Kooper responded, pointing at the shiny new arena that happened to be just a few feet away from them.

"Huh? When did that get there?"

"They built for the local MBA (Mushroom Basketball Association) and MHL (Mushroom Hockey League) teams. Why don't we have the game there? We could even allow the people watching the fight to watch the hockey game!"

"Alright, that's cool with me. What about you Meta Knight?"

"Yes. Finally we will truly see who is stronger, plumber."

After a short walk to the arena, the group began to pick teams. Obviously, Mario and Meta Knight were the team captains. After a "draft" of sorts, the teams had picked and were ready to go.

Mario had selected Fox and the Happy Mask Salesman (who had both ended up at the arena somehow). He also selected Kooper to be his team's goalie.

Meanwhile, Meta Knight selected Eggman and the Navichao for his team. He decided to pick a random rotten rainbow radish to be his team's goalie.

Minutes later, Team Mario and Team Meta Knight were ready to start the game. The crowd was ecstatic, as most of them had never seen a real hockey game before. When both teams were ready, the referee, akacesfan, dropped the puck. The first period had just begun in the most epic hockey game ever!

However the first period was interrupted by a fight between Navicaho and Fox after the Navichao advised everyone to try and win the game. The crowd was going wild, and soon, the fight between the two escalated into a bench-clearing brawl. Navichao was fighting Fox, Eggman was scrapping with the Happy Mask Salesman, and Mario and Meta Knight were at it. Even the two goalies were fighting, (Kooper and a rotten radish), athough Kooper knocked out the rotten rainbow radish with one punch. Eventually, the referee finally calmed things down, but then...

The HMS's ship, the Egg Carrier and the Great Fox flew overhead being towed by Nukerprime.
Nuker: What fools they were, leaving these perfectly good ships lying around, now I have all the parts I need to build my Command Ship for my forces and I will rule the world! Muwuhhahahahaahh! Hey look, a hockey game drops bombs.

Luckily, no one even noticed the bombs because the arena was built to be bomb proof. Meanwhile, in the game, Mario shot the puck past the rotten rainbow radish goalie to make it 1-0 Team Mario.

Nuker: I drop a bomb on their heads and they don't even notice. sigh Plan B then! puts the ships into autopilot mode and jumps out
While hovering in the air, he opens a radio channel to the planet Zebes. "Hey Ridley, remember that favor you owe me?
"What do want me to do?" said the annoyed dragon.
"Listen very closely........"

"I need you to fly over to the Mushroom Soda Arena and destroy it."

"Why?" Ridley replied.

"Because there's a hockey game going on, and I hate hockey!"

"I can't do that! Hockey is an epic sport! Where's the game?! I wanna watch it..."

Nuker sighed and continued trying to convince Ridley. Ridley didn't budge, so Nuker eventually just gave up and flew away.

Meanwhile, while this arguement had been going on, Kooper, Team Mario's goalie, was making a flurry of saves to say the least. Meta Knight was getting frustrated because he couldn't score, so he decided to...

get his ship to fly to the arena, and hack the game. They shut the power off, and Meta Knight got a lot of goals. And for every goal he go 20,000,000,000 points. Mario and Kooper get angrey, so Mario creates a storm of fire as Kooper continues to try and make saves without the lights.
But in a turn of events, Ridley came and swooped Kooper away from the game.
Then...

Kooper used his Fire Shell and burned Ridley's hands. Unfortunately, that caused Ridley to drop Kooper into a nearby lake.

"Really?" Kooper said in an exasperated tone. Kooper then began to swim toward land. Just before he reached land though....

He spotted Nuker talking to nine people in red shirts near the shore.
Nuker: Now, I want you to attack this hockey game as a distraction while I complete preparations for my master plan, I can't have those heroes finding out what I'm going to do.
A tall bloke called the Scout immediately responded to the briefing. "Alright! Let's go smash those morons for liking such a sucky game" while twirling his baseball bat around.
Nuker: Right, I have a list of all the heroes who might team up to stop you.Hands the big Russian man (Heavy) the list.
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Nuker: I though you would be. Now go!

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If Nuker had seen the hockey game at this point, he would probably have known he needn't bother, as the game was about to end badly anyway, but then suddenly they heard a strange noise start...
WHHHIIIIIRRRRR...BRAKABRAKABRAKABRAKA!
"BWAHAHA! Cry some more! BWAHAHA!"
"Take this, maggots!" BOOOOM!
"Erectin' a sentry!" CHAKACHAKACHAKA!
"Hrr hrr hrr hrr hrr!" FWOOSH!
"Harumph...gentlemen?" Puff...puff...(cigarette drag)
At this point, it was safe to say the hockey game was over, but the war had just begun. As RED Team tore up the stadium, the two hockey teams decided to put their differences aside until things calmed down. "Okey-dokey, everbody!" Mario said, hiding in the penalty box, "Here'sa the plan. Meta-Knight, youa distract the fat-a man with the big gun while I knock out the doctor powering him up. Meanwhile, I will throw Rotten Radish at the turret to draw its fire while Kooper goes and..." suddenly, a few small red blinking projectiles fell into the penalty box and promptly exploded. "KA-BOOM!" Demoman yelled with delight.

Meanwhile, the NL Adventure Squad, who had been forgotten ever since the hockey game started, were in the middle of...

Xbox planet! The evilness of Microsoft has corrupted the NL Adventure Squad. So, naturally, Atomic_3DS_Man comes to save the day. But suddenly......

Nuker stopped him in his tracks! "Well I can't let you stop my plan now can I?" He then fired a teleporting ray at Atomic_3DS_Man to dispose of him.

"Ha ha ha! Soon the whole WORLD will love Microsoft!"

Meanwhile, back at the hockey rink.

"...and this is just a distraction so Nuker can carry out his big plan!" Kooper finished explaining.

"What? That's -a-terrible!"

"Wait a second. How did we get out of that exploding penalty box without getting killed?"

"Duh, escape hatch."

"Back to the problem though. How are we gonna stop him?"

"Well I saw him fly his ship out, so we'll need to chase his ship."

Everyone then glared at Meta Knight.

"What?"

"You have a ship. We need to stop Nuker from whatever evil plan that he wants to carry out! Will you help us?"

"OK, fine. But after we beat up Nuker, we finish the game without cheating."

Mario, Kooper, Meta Knight, Fox, and Eggman then jumped in his ship and set off towards defeating Nuker!

Nuker's blast blasted A3M so far that he crashed into Meta Knight's ship! Kooper and his friends looked out to investigate. A3M (Atomic_3DS_Man) said...

Can you tell me what's for DINNER?

"Uh.... no," replied Mario. "Who exactly are you?"

"Who am I?" replied A3M. "I don't know!"

"Oh great," said Kooper. "This guy's nuts."

"No... I think it's just a case of amnesia."

"That would actually make sense.

A3M was slowly starting to remember everything. "Blasted... by... Nuker. Nuker... wants... to brainwash... the... world... into... loving Microsoft."

"WHAT?!" Everyone gasped.

"Dude, I don't know you... but tell us more." said Mario. "Where is he?"

"Xbox..."

"Well I can tell phase one of his plan's complete," uttered Kooper. "This guy seems brainwashed already.

"Planet... Xbox..."

"Nevermind..."

Mario immediately turned to Fox. "Do you know where that is?"

"Yeah, I think so... but it'll take about three days to get there. We'll have to attack Nuker by surprise."

Team Mario then set off on the long journey to Xbox Planet accompanied by A3M.

Meanwhile, a powerful force watched from above.
"Do they even realize that they are on Xbox Planet right now??!?!?!?!?!" said a shadowy figure.
"Not really, they're pretty stupid"
"Hm, any news, of him?"
"No reports of Interdimentional activity, the original is still inside the Void."
"Excellent!" remarked the figure while he put on his disguise.

Who is this powerful force from above? Find out next time on NINTENDOLIFE ADVENTURE!

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The shadowy figure from above unmasked himself and cackled! "Ha ha ha ha! It is I, Fawful, the great undoer of good things! I shall conquer you like a fat man who eats jelly donuts!"

The other figure snorted and walked towards Fawful. It was Smithy (Super Mario RPG)!

"ENOUGH! I am the ruler of this ragtag group of villains! You will obey me!"

Fawful turned towards Smithy and sneered. "I HAVE FURY! Taste the might of my mighty fists!"

With that exclamation, Fawful punched Smithy so hard that he...

...broke the space-time continuum and was teleported to another point in the Universe!
2 hours later, Smithy woke up in a strange land. Standing right over him was a blue dragon.
"Ahhh! A Bagon" Smithy was so suprised that his eyes almost popped out!
"Huh? Where?" replied the dragon.
"Look in a mirror dude, you're a freaking bagon"
"Me? a Bagon? No way, i am the great Jamouse!"
"The... Great... Jamouse... Yeah... Oh Darn! I forgot! I gotta get back to Planet Xbox! Now!"
" Planet Xbox? i could fly you there if you wanted to?"
" Really but you don't have any wings?"
"I will if i get to level 50 and evolve into a Salamence!"
"Great! Wait! Did you just admit that you were a Bagon?... Anyway, i am going to have to get you to level 50 quickly. It looks like i will have to use my ULTIMATE training technique. The...