Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

throws a rock at supermegaman. Then...

Supermegaman uses his RockMan power and deflects it. The Notorious MitchWii, who can know longer take the sound of all of those love song-singing chipmunks, decided to go back to his evil lair to plot some plots and scheme some schemes while listening to his evil music...the Barney theme song!!!! The most evil song known to mankind!!!! Starboy, Supermegaman, and TheLonelyGamer then continue deeper into the woods where they find Gamerforgod fighting the minions of Satan. They aid him in his battle, and the minions of Satan are destroyed. To show his thanks, Gamerforgod joins them on their quest. So the four of them, not having forgotten the overarching storyline of this thread, decide to go back to Feenie's Castle, despite her warning. They easily make it through the courtyard where the lz bird is still uncouncious. They then enter the castle, and go up the stairs to the dining room. But instead of going in, they go down a hall to the right where they hear muffled voices coming from behind a door. It was none other than Sean Aaron, Prosody, Corbie, and TBD!!!! They were talking about Feenie. "...three more midnights until...", Corbie said. "...ultimate power..." Prosody whispered. What were they talking about?! Starboy leaned closer to the door. "That's right." said TBD. "In three more days, no one will ever be able to stop Feenie!!!! Once she finally obtains the ability to...LOCK THREADS!!!! This site will be hers!!!! She will have the ultimate power, and not even Starboy and his friends can stop her then!!!! Everyone at Nintendolife will only talk about what she wants them too!!!!" "MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughed Sean Aaron and the rest of Feenie's minions. "We can't let this happen." Starboy said to his friends. "We've got to stop Feenie before she becomes too powerful," said Gamerforgod. "Let's get them," shouted Supermegaman. TheLonelyGamer, who cannot speak, vigorously nodded his head in agreement. The four of them were just about to bust down the door. But suddenly...

110percentful bursts through the door, knocking them all unconcious with Bob-ombs! He brings the 4 unconcious figures into the room. Then...

Sean Aaron, Prosody, Corbie, and TBD, overhearing the commotion outside, decide to go and investigate. They find 110percentful, and, since he has not committed loyalties to or against Feenie, they decide they had better put him in the dungeons just to be safe. Starboy and his friends were already safely hidden away in another room avoiding capture by Feenie's minions. Fortunately, TheLonelyGamer had a Phoenix Down in his pocket which all revived them instantly. Starboy and his friends decided to continue to make their way closer to Feenie's tower of doom, so they began climbing the stairs once again. But on their way there...

Meanwhile, in the dungeons, Percentful wonders why he was just put in the dungeons. He realises that it must have been because of the 4 heroes, so he decides to go after them. He summons the golden chain chomp, which bursts through the walls of the cell he is in. He gets on the chain chomp, and rides towards Feenie's tower, predicting that the 4 travelers are heading there also...

Satan rose from the ground, laughed maniacally, and consumed gamerforgod. Gamerforgod prayed wildly for assistance, but in true form, god was nowhere to be found.

Gamerforgod has been slain. And the people rejoice. /cue Monty Python "yaaay"

Percentful realised how badly his puppet army was working. He thought about how well Feenie had done, and then he realised what had made Feenie so effective: her insanity. Percentful didn't like being insane, so he decided to just use the dark star to power himself up. "I'll rule this Galaxy!" he thought to himself. Then, he had a revelation. His name. He could apply his name to any adjective of himself, and right now, it was applied to electroplankton fanboyism. He realised that with a small name change, he could go from 110% electroplankton to 178.5% power. He changed his name, marveling at his newfound powers.
"Now," he said to himself, "I can finally proceed with plan C.
He entered the chatroom, and found lz asleep. Using his awesome [and evil] powers, he petrified lz and brought him to his lab. He used his special cloning device to make a horrible mutated monster ; a mix between a chain chomp, and a lz. He then cloned the lzchainchomp, making a massive army that no one, even Feenie, could resist. [in his opinion]
He proceeded to make a castle, constructed entirely out of chain chomps fused together. His castle could move, could run, and most of all, could kill. Along with his castle and his new lzchainchomp army, he started slowly traveling towards what was Feenie's old castle.
Percentful's evil side was back.
Then...

StarBoy revives his friend gamerforgod. StarBoy then brings him to safety, and after that he looks for a way to reach Feenie. Then, he heard a growling noise. It was his tummy. StarBoy had forgotten to find the Star Bits. So, he opens a door, and happens to find millions of them. He enters the door, but then, something occurred...

Percentful bursst into the room, and his golden chomp [it's back!] eats most of the star bits! He leaves about 300 for Starboy, but just as Starboy is about to eat them, the golden chomp rams into starboy and the starbits, knocking them into outer space! As starboy is flying through the atmosphere, he eats the starbits, and his tummy stops rumbling.
Percentful laughs, and walks into his moving castle. It continues its journey toward what was Feenie's castle.
Then...
NOT PART OF STORY: Notice, my avatar is now a golden chomp!

...StarBoy decide to fly back to Earth. He then notices in horror that lz, the evil cackling, negative vulture, was about to swoop down on gamerforgod and TheLonelyGamer. StarBoy couldn't bear to see his friends hurt, so he transports himself infront of lz, and enters his mind, turning into a dream sequence counting sheep. StarBoy had put lz under a permanent slumber, and joins the two, now that they are saved. StarBoy turns himself into a rocket, and gamerforgod and TheLonelyGamer hop on. Destination: Feenie's Castle. But,...

Percentful sees them flying in the distance, so he sends a few of his lzchainchomps after them. The chomps can fly since they are half lz. Then....

...the Notorious MitchWii showed up!!!! MitchWii, who had been unable to keep an army of his own up to this point, had had an idea while he was in his lair plotting plots and scheming schemes. He still had 110percentful's brain from when he had operated on him before, so he put 110percentful's brain in his head so that now he could control the moving chain chomp castle too!!!! The chain chomp castle didn't know what to do. 110percentful rushed towards MitchWii and the two began fighting, the chain chomp castle rocking back and forth the whole time. The fight continued quite a while to no avail. But then suddenly...

The puppet that had been tortured by mitchwii came back for revenge! It aided percentful, and the 2 defeated mitch wii. Percentful made sure to take his entire brain back. Then, the golden chomp rammed the unconcious Mitchwii into outer space. Percentful let the puppet go, and he continued on his way. Then....

...it appeared to take four hours to get there. StarBoy turned back into a star, the others follow. StarBoy finds a giant Star Bit, but he ignores it for now. Then, the trio start for the castle, and they all get inside. It's empty for the time being. gamerforgod decides to split up, but StarBoy thought it best to stick together. While they are searching every room for Feenie, something's come up...

...the notorious MitchWii, who had just been transported to outerspace by 100percentful, fell back into the atmosphere and landed on the rocket with Starboy and his friends. MitchWii was about to attack them, but TheLonelyGamer , told him that they were going to Feenie's Castle to try and stop 110percentful from taking it over. MitchWii, who had been very recently defeated by 110percentful, promised not to hurt Starboy and his friends for the time being if they would take him with them to Feenie's old castle. Starboy and his friends consented, and they all sped off to Feenie's old castle. But when they got there...

Feenie was back!!!! Whenever Gamerforgod was in hell, Feenie saw him, and she tried to attack him, but Starboy had revived him before she got to him. However, she was so close to Gamerforgod at that time that she too was revived. She was transported back to her castle with the Bobomb King. However, she remembered nothing about who she was. It was at this point that Starboy and his friends stumbled upon her. Then...

Percentful was already waiting for them. He commanded his entire castle to attack, and the castle launched itself at the rocket. The rocket blew up, and all of the heroes were blasted into outer space. Everything they were carrying [other than their clothes shudders at the thought] was destroyed in the blast, and they landed on an unknown planet. They saw a strange creature coming toward them.
"Hello!" Starboy said politely.
"BWWWAAAAGGGHHHH" the creature screamed. It raised its strange gun and fired it at starboy.
The adventurers gasped as starboy was slowly morphed into something purple......a mushroom.
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" they heard in the distance.
Then.....

Percentful saw feenie walk into the castle. "Who am I?" feenie asked.
"deadmeat," Percentful replied. The golden chomp rammed Feenie, and she too was blasted to the strange planet, and she landed on Starboy [who is now a purple mushroom].
Then...

...StarBoy approached Feenie. "You don't remember who you are, do you?" he asked in a concerned tone. StarBoy uses all his powers to drain Feenie of all evil, and Feenie was clean once again. StarBoy fainted, from both hunger and being drained of all his power. Feenie then looked to StarBoy, who had risked his life to make her clean. Feenie decided to help StarBoy, gamerforgod and TheLonelyGamer helping revive StarBoy. They've decided...