Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

throws a rock at supermegaman. Then...

Supermegaman uses his RockMan power and deflects it. The Notorious MitchWii, who can know longer take the sound of all of those love song-singing chipmunks, decided to go back to his evil lair to plot some plots and scheme some schemes while listening to his evil music...the Barney theme song!!!! The most evil song known to mankind!!!! Starboy, Supermegaman, and TheLonelyGamer then continue deeper into the woods where they find Gamerforgod fighting the minions of Satan. They aid him in his battle, and the minions of Satan are destroyed. To show his thanks, Gamerforgod joins them on their quest. So the four of them, not having forgotten the overarching storyline of this thread, decide to go back to Feenie's Castle, despite her warning. They easily make it through the courtyard where the lz bird is still uncouncious. They then enter the castle, and go up the stairs to the dining room. But instead of going in, they go down a hall to the right where they hear muffled voices coming from behind a door. It was none other than Sean Aaron, Prosody, Corbie, and TBD!!!! They were talking about Feenie. "...three more midnights until...", Corbie said. "...ultimate power..." Prosody whispered. What were they talking about?! Starboy leaned closer to the door. "That's right." said TBD. "In three more days, no one will ever be able to stop Feenie!!!! Once she finally obtains the ability to...LOCK THREADS!!!! This site will be hers!!!! She will have the ultimate power, and not even Starboy and his friends can stop her then!!!! Everyone at Nintendolife will only talk about what she wants them too!!!!" "MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughed Sean Aaron and the rest of Feenie's minions. "We can't let this happen." Starboy said to his friends. "We've got to stop Feenie before she becomes too powerful," said Gamerforgod. "Let's get them," shouted Supermegaman. TheLonelyGamer, who cannot speak, vigorously nodded his head in agreement. The four of them were just about to bust down the door. But suddenly...

110percentful bursts through the door, knocking them all unconcious with Bob-ombs! He brings the 4 unconcious figures into the room. Then...

Sean Aaron, Prosody, Corbie, and TBD, overhearing the commotion outside, decide to go and investigate. They find 110percentful, and, since he has not committed loyalties to or against Feenie, they decide they had better put him in the dungeons just to be safe. Starboy and his friends were already safely hidden away in another room avoiding capture by Feenie's minions. Fortunately, TheLonelyGamer had a Phoenix Down in his pocket which all revived them instantly. Starboy and his friends decided to continue to make their way closer to Feenie's tower of doom, so they began climbing the stairs once again. But on their way there...

Meanwhile, in the dungeons, Percentful wonders why he was just put in the dungeons. He realises that it must have been because of the 4 heroes, so he decides to go after them. He summons the golden chain chomp, which bursts through the walls of the cell he is in. He gets on the chain chomp, and rides towards Feenie's tower, predicting that the 4 travelers are heading there also...

...110Percentful burst through a wall riding on his golden chain chomp and capturing them all on it. 110percentful then told the chain chomp to leave the castle and take them all back to his evil lair so he could turn them all back into his puppets. Unfortunately, they were so close to Feenie's tower at this time, that Feenie's dark powers had corrupted the Golden Chain Chomp, and it didn't listen to 110percentful. Instead, the chain chomp continued barreling forward until they all landed right in Feenie's tower, with Feenie controlling the chain chomp now. "So." Feenie said. "You failed to heed my warning!!!! The only way to live now is to defeat me, and I SEVERELY doubt that's going to happen. Now it's time for you all to die!!!!" 110percentful offered to help Feenie, but she informed him that she was going to kill him to for breaking into her castle. Feenie attacked. Fire suddenly surrounded everyone in the room, and Feenie began to fire lightning, ice, missiles, hand grenades, and frosted flakes at them in all directions. Everyone was knoced out except for Supermegaman who was able to counter all of these attacks with his corresponding boss ability. Supermegaman then took another Phoenix Down from TheLonelyGamer and brought them all back to life including 110percentful. TheLonelyGamer then used his powers of loneliness against Feenie. They weren't very effective because Feenie was already used to ruling alone, but they gave 100percentful enough time to summon the remainder of his puppet army. This was good because right at that time Sean Aaron, Prosody, Corbie, and TBD came in to aid Feenie in the battle. 110percentful decided to fight Feenie's minions with his puppet army since they locked him in the dungeon, and Starboy and his friends focused on Feenie herself. The battle against Feenie's minions went well. 110percentful's puppets stripped Sean Aaron of his admin status and special powers causing him to be to weak and frail to fight. Prosody was set on fire and exploded. Corbie was sent into the Nintendolife chatroom with lz and was never heard from again, and TBD was forced to play nothing but shovelware games until his mind exploded. The battle against Feenie was not going so well however. TheLonelyGamer continued making Feenie lonelier but to no effect. Gamerforgod continually prayed, and Supermegaman hit Feenie with all of his weapons, but both of these were not affecting Feenie. Starboy knew what to do. He was going to hit her with the power of his love, but just before he could, she petrified him. Gamerforgod suddenly knew what to do. He called upon Vendetta!!!! Vendetta, one of the few admins who had not turned over to Feenie's dark powers because of his dedication to liberty and justice, stepped out of the shadows from which he is always lurking. Gamerforgod then threw his Christianity thread at Feenie, and Vendetta locked it immediately, trapping Feenie inside. As Feenie was falling trapped in her locked thread, Gamerforgod quickly pulled out the Nintendo Vending Machine and made a post. Vendetta immediately responded giving Feenie in her locked thread to Gamerforgod so that she was now in his inventory. Once inside Gamerforgod's massive inventory, the bobomb that CrazyGamerFreak had given to Gamerforgod exploded and destroyed Feenie once and for all!!!! Back at Feenie's castle everyone rejoiced, even 110percentful. Starboy became unpetrified and only Feenie's niceness now remained in the world through Starboy. 110percentful was about to try and make Starboy and his friends his puppets but TheLonelyGamer threw Gamerforgod's teleportation device at him and teleported 110percentful back to his lair. The bobomb had been the one to destroy Feenie, so he now ruled her castle. TheLonelyGamer decided to go back to his woods, and practice the art of loneliness in happiness. Supermegaman went back to his quest to fight for everlasting peace. Gamerforgod went back to fighting the minions of Satan (and posting in the Nintendo Vending Machine), and Starboy was finally at complete peace. The last Feenie has been destroyed. The galaxy is at peace. But then...

NOT PART OF THE STORY Yeah, I went all out on this one. lol Enjoy.

Satan rose from the ground, laughed maniacally, and consumed gamerforgod. Gamerforgod prayed wildly for assistance, but in true form, god was nowhere to be found.

Gamerforgod has been slain. And the people rejoice. /cue Monty Python "yaaay"

Percentful realised how badly his puppet army was working. He thought about how well Feenie had done, and then he realised what had made Feenie so effective: her insanity. Percentful didn't like being insane, so he decided to just use the dark star to power himself up. "I'll rule this Galaxy!" he thought to himself. Then, he had a revelation. His name. He could apply his name to any adjective of himself, and right now, it was applied to electroplankton fanboyism. He realised that with a small name change, he could go from 110% electroplankton to 178.5% power. He changed his name, marveling at his newfound powers.
"Now," he said to himself, "I can finally proceed with plan C.
He entered the chatroom, and found lz asleep. Using his awesome [and evil] powers, he petrified lz and brought him to his lab. He used his special cloning device to make a horrible mutated monster ; a mix between a chain chomp, and a lz. He then cloned the lzchainchomp, making a massive army that no one, even Feenie, could resist. [in his opinion]
He proceeded to make a castle, constructed entirely out of chain chomps fused together. His castle could move, could run, and most of all, could kill. Along with his castle and his new lzchainchomp army, he started slowly traveling towards what was Feenie's old castle.
Percentful's evil side was back.
Then...

StarBoy revives his friend gamerforgod. StarBoy then brings him to safety, and after that he looks for a way to reach Feenie. Then, he heard a growling noise. It was his tummy. StarBoy had forgotten to find the Star Bits. So, he opens a door, and happens to find millions of them. He enters the door, but then, something occurred...

Percentful bursst into the room, and his golden chomp [it's back!] eats most of the star bits! He leaves about 300 for Starboy, but just as Starboy is about to eat them, the golden chomp rams into starboy and the starbits, knocking them into outer space! As starboy is flying through the atmosphere, he eats the starbits, and his tummy stops rumbling.
Percentful laughs, and walks into his moving castle. It continues its journey toward what was Feenie's castle.
Then...
NOT PART OF STORY: Notice, my avatar is now a golden chomp!

...StarBoy decide to fly back to Earth. He then notices in horror that lz, the evil cackling, negative vulture, was about to swoop down on gamerforgod and TheLonelyGamer. StarBoy couldn't bear to see his friends hurt, so he transports himself infront of lz, and enters his mind, turning into a dream sequence counting sheep. StarBoy had put lz under a permanent slumber, and joins the two, now that they are saved. StarBoy turns himself into a rocket, and gamerforgod and TheLonelyGamer hop on. Destination: Feenie's Castle. But,...

Percentful sees them flying in the distance, so he sends a few of his lzchainchomps after them. The chomps can fly since they are half lz. Then....

...the Notorious MitchWii showed up!!!! MitchWii, who had been unable to keep an army of his own up to this point, had had an idea while he was in his lair plotting plots and scheming schemes. He still had 110percentful's brain from when he had operated on him before, so he put 110percentful's brain in his head so that now he could control the moving chain chomp castle too!!!! The chain chomp castle didn't know what to do. 110percentful rushed towards MitchWii and the two began fighting, the chain chomp castle rocking back and forth the whole time. The fight continued quite a while to no avail. But then suddenly...

The puppet that had been tortured by mitchwii came back for revenge! It aided percentful, and the 2 defeated mitch wii. Percentful made sure to take his entire brain back. Then, the golden chomp rammed the unconcious Mitchwii into outer space. Percentful let the puppet go, and he continued on his way. Then....

...it appeared to take four hours to get there. StarBoy turned back into a star, the others follow. StarBoy finds a giant Star Bit, but he ignores it for now. Then, the trio start for the castle, and they all get inside. It's empty for the time being. gamerforgod decides to split up, but StarBoy thought it best to stick together. While they are searching every room for Feenie, something's come up...

...the notorious MitchWii, who had just been transported to outerspace by 100percentful, fell back into the atmosphere and landed on the rocket with Starboy and his friends. MitchWii was about to attack them, but TheLonelyGamer , told him that they were going to Feenie's Castle to try and stop 110percentful from taking it over. MitchWii, who had been very recently defeated by 110percentful, promised not to hurt Starboy and his friends for the time being if they would take him with them to Feenie's old castle. Starboy and his friends consented, and they all sped off to Feenie's old castle. But when they got there...

Feenie was back!!!! Whenever Gamerforgod was in hell, Feenie saw him, and she tried to attack him, but Starboy had revived him before she got to him. However, she was so close to Gamerforgod at that time that she too was revived. She was transported back to her castle with the Bobomb King. However, she remembered nothing about who she was. It was at this point that Starboy and his friends stumbled upon her. Then...

Percentful was already waiting for them. He commanded his entire castle to attack, and the castle launched itself at the rocket. The rocket blew up, and all of the heroes were blasted into outer space. Everything they were carrying [other than their clothes shudders at the thought] was destroyed in the blast, and they landed on an unknown planet. They saw a strange creature coming toward them.
"Hello!" Starboy said politely.
"BWWWAAAAGGGHHHH" the creature screamed. It raised its strange gun and fired it at starboy.
The adventurers gasped as starboy was slowly morphed into something purple......a mushroom.
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" they heard in the distance.
Then.....

Percentful saw feenie walk into the castle. "Who am I?" feenie asked.
"deadmeat," Percentful replied. The golden chomp rammed Feenie, and she too was blasted to the strange planet, and she landed on Starboy [who is now a purple mushroom].
Then...

...StarBoy approached Feenie. "You don't remember who you are, do you?" he asked in a concerned tone. StarBoy uses all his powers to drain Feenie of all evil, and Feenie was clean once again. StarBoy fainted, from both hunger and being drained of all his power. Feenie then looked to StarBoy, who had risked his life to make her clean. Feenie decided to help StarBoy, gamerforgod and TheLonelyGamer helping revive StarBoy. They've decided...