Topic: The Newbie Introductions Thread

Darn, wasn't fast enough, couldn't beat the all-powerful @MickeyTheGreat to welcoming you, @Glaceon! XD

Hope you have fun here!

I AM MICKEY, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. ALL WHO CHOOSE TO OPPOSE ME BY WELCOMING A USER BEFORE I DO SHALL BE ERADICATED UPON DOING SO AND WILL BE ERASED OFF THE FACE OF THE INTERNET.

Thanx @MickeyTheGreat and @Gioku! I have now read all the forum rules, and thanks.... I'm already glad I read them! XD

I guess I should post here. I am Nintentacle, from VGChartz. That is all.

Hello, I'm new here.

HI!

Hi Ninten...tacle... Welcome to NL! And musicLover!

Two at once? OK, welcome to NL, @MusicLov3r and @Nintentacle! Hope you guys have fun around here! @mickeyTheGreat should be here later with da rules.

^^ or you could just click this ^^

Hiya, @MusicLov3r! Welcome to Nintendo Life!

Since you're new, you should probably check out the community rules when you can.

Hope you have fun here!

That is the best way I've seen someone link to the rules on any website I've ever been to.
WHY IS THAT NOT A THING?!?!?!

@Gioku: I think you miss some users in previous page.

Thanks everyone!

Hi, i'm DiscoDriver43. I'm kind of new here as well

@DiscoDriver43 Welcome! Enjoy your stay.

Hi, @DiscoDriver43, welcome to Nintendo Life! Since you're kind of new here, you should probably read the community rules when you can. Regardless, I can't wait to get to know you.

Hope you have fun here!

Hey, there! You can call me Black.

Played some Mario Kart 7 all-items races with the community earlier today. Before that, I would browse the news section daily but decided to register today. It's also my birthday, haha. Anyways, I just wanted to say hello. I love Metroid Fusion and Skies of Arcadia Legends and thus hope to one day read about (and play) sequels to either game. @_@

@Black_psu hey well welcome and happy birthday to you!

...because it was such a hit earlier, here are Da Rules for you:

@Black_psu Hiya, Black! Happy B-Day and welcome to Nintendo Life!

Since you just registered five hours ago, I'm gonna assume you haven't read the community rules. I hate to bring up something as boring and lame as rules on your birthday, but they're necessary and, to be honest, not that complicated. It's basically "Don't be a jerk", but you should still read it anyway since it'll help immensely with your first few days here.

Hope you have a fun birthday and a fun time here at NL! ^^

Thanks, guys. I've been a part of and moderated a forum before so I know how important the rules are. I will definitely take a look at 'da rules'.

@Gioku: When was a replacement to the Rules and Facts Vital to Surviving Your First Year of NintendoLife made?
/burns "Da Rules"
All newbie rulebooks must be burnt!
/replaces rulebook with "Lurk More" pamphlets

Oh and welcome everyone, now put some pants on! (Get an avatar.)