Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

It kinda sucks when my siblings open presents on their birthday. Everyone else gets them something except me, but I don’t have the money to buy them anything with. Kinda makes me feel like a cheap piece of trash.

Edit: Maybe not! I have some stuff I snagged at Easter that I could give to my sister. Some lotions and cooking stuff.

@blindsquarel you could always just wrap a can of beans.

@Owl1
Funny you mention that. My sister actually did that for me a few years ago. Called it “ natural bubble bath.”

@blindsquarel do the same back, call it "Bean, by Owl1" lol.

@Owl1
I can’t, it’s the wrong sister. I am going to make a gag gift for my other sister in a month using the beans. It will make her laugh.

Time to go throw the random crap I found in the Easter egg hunt into some wrapping paper.

@blindsquarel ah, you are going for the fancy gift.

@Owl1
I even included a whole 3 dollars.

@blindsquarel a big spender I see

@Owl1
The biggest there is.

@blindsquarel are you secretly a billionaire???

@Owl1
That depends on who’s asking.

@blindsquarel me, East Musket, famous person... Totally legit...

@Owl1
Come aboard my yacht, sir Musket.

@blindsquarel nice 90.1B yacht it's not as nice as my 200B yacht...

Mr. Gangrene?

(I'm usually better at puns, but I'm very exhausted RN)

@Owl1
I shall come aboard your yacht then.

@blindsquarel it sunk

@Owl1
I knew it was a fake, I knew it. Nobody can be richer than me, evidenced by my expensive birthday gift.

@blindsquarel I own 2 Porsche 911's

@Owl1
As do I. They are blue and yellow.