Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

@Owl1
I can’t, it’s the wrong sister. I am going to make a gag gift for my other sister in a month using the beans. It will make her laugh.

Time to go throw the random crap I found in the Easter egg hunt into some wrapping paper.

@blindsquarel ah, you are going for the fancy gift.

@Owl1
I even included a whole 3 dollars.

@blindsquarel a big spender I see

@Owl1
The biggest there is.

@blindsquarel are you secretly a billionaire???

@Owl1
That depends on who’s asking.

@blindsquarel me, East Musket, famous person... Totally legit...

@Owl1
Come aboard my yacht, sir Musket.

@blindsquarel nice 90.1B yacht it's not as nice as my 200B yacht...

Mr. Gangrene?

(I'm usually better at puns, but I'm very exhausted RN)

@Owl1
I shall come aboard your yacht then.

@blindsquarel it sunk

@Owl1
I knew it was a fake, I knew it. Nobody can be richer than me, evidenced by my expensive birthday gift.

@blindsquarel I own 2 Porsche 911's

@Owl1
As do I. They are blue and yellow.

@blindsquarel I got a blue one and a race one.

@Professor_Plumber did your cousin Emmet give it to you?

@Professor_Plumber you are a plumber, you can fix it.

@Professor_Plumber flux sounds like a type of pipe.