Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

@StableInvadeel Ah, yes. And we always want the bottle with the worm or bug in it.
And let's not forget eating contests...

@bimmy-lee They sure do. They also all go and have a siesta in the middle of the day.
And since I moved from the States, I settled down in a nice windmill, where at the end of the day, I take off my wooden shoes, and fix myself a plate of Dutch cheese, while I stare out the window at my tulip field...

What else is there to eat

Heh, gotta love stereotypes. If they were 100% fact, I'd be loaded to the teeth with firearms and pocketknives, chugging cans of beer and soda with my Big Mac, fries (complete with a gallon of ketchup), and XXL pumpkin spice shake off to the side. All while looping American Pie and Redneck Woman in my huge modified Ford F-350 outside of the nearest Golden Corral while recovering from my second heart attack and watching reruns of Friends and reality TV shows on my phone.

(Edit: I own or do very few of these things. XD)

@Sunsy I've never really heard of SimCopter. It sounds fun!

My elementary school 1-3rd grade classroom had an old Mac that we just called the "Apple computer" since the other machines in the room were Windows 95 or 98. I have no idea what model it was, but it only took floppy discs and had graphics reminiscent of an Atari 2600 (if memory serves).

@ThanosReXXX I think SimAnt's Quick Game and Sandbox mode were usually my options of choice. I never really figured out how to play the full game properly, though keep in mind that I was pretty young then lol. I liked that my ant was always reborn and would dig out my entire colony's map. Some crazy things happened in sandbox mode.

In terms of my preteen and high school years, the first two Rollercoaster Tycoon games, both Zoo Tycoon and Zoo Tycoon 2 (other tycoon games were thrown in too, but those were the best), and the Space Cadet pinball game that shipped with Windows XP.

@RedderRugfish Internet Archive has a MS-DOS library, so I get my PC nostalgia fix whenever it hits me with their in-browser emulators. In my last Oregon Trail Deluxe run, I think only Ma Derp died of snakebite or something. I just know it wasn't dysentery.

@Lucarianzx

I'm British and dislike hot drinks, I only drinked tea afew times in my life.

@Tyranexx You’d have your own cooking show!

I'm not quite sure that I'm talented enough to get onto the Food Network. XD

@Tyranexx I was so sure that your stereotype list was also going to mention Mountain Dew. Goes to show what I know about the States nowadays...

As for SimAnt: I was never really any good at it either, but it kept on triggering me to play it. Honestly don't even remember why anymore, because even back then, it was one of the simplest looking games, graphically speaking, on the Amiga.

Oh, and in my case, Rollercoaster Tycoon was replaced by Bullfrog's brilliant Theme Park. Also played on that same home computer. Didn't have any serious PC to speak of back then.

And Ima south, so I don’t learned no gooder since pa took tha hoss away

@ThanosReXXX I can confirm that description is entirely inaccurate. Americans are also always blonde, mean and selfish.

@Anti-Matter Yeah it's their choice but it sounds terrible. Who is gonna pull out a DDR mat in some random public place and start playing, and how do you see the screen on the phone well enough to play when you're moving around like that?

@ThanosReXXX - I often think of your idyllic life, living in a windmill in a tulip field as I slowly go insane on Budweiser in my basement counting ammo. Making sure I got enough. Merica.

@StableInvadeel - Hot dog pizza?

@NintendoByNature - I finally got around to watching the Chappelle special on Netflix. Wow, he was on fire. It was an all out assault on PCness, shame/apology culture, the internet, and race among others. Classic Chappelle. I highly recommend if you haven’t checked it out. Put the kids to bed first.

@RedderRugfish waiting for the little guy to pass out and I'll hop on.

Edit:Hopping on

@bimmy-lee I watched the first half and wow. He really let it all fly on that special. No one is safe. I was laughing hysterically, my wife was just looked at me and said " you laugh like a little kid." Sorry I just couldn't help it. Gotta finish the other half soon.

@bimmy-lee you say that as if people didn't normally put sausage on pizza :3

Noooooooooooo plain pizza, don't ruin a perfectly good pizza.

@NintendoByNature - It’s true, he made me make ridiculous noises, and I was all alone. Enjoy online SNES Kart. I could be talked into some online SNESing at some point.

@StableInvadeel - I’ve had all types of delicious sausages on pizzas, including chorizo, but in no way would I consider a hot dog a sausage. A hot dog is only a hot dog. Even a high quality hot dog in a casing from a butcher’s shop is still just a hot dog. A rung below real sausage.

I’m not sure how you would call them then. In my language hotdog is the dish, and sausage is the meaty thing inside. So that’s what’s I went with.

But yes, the hotdog style sausage is a common pizza topping.

If any of you put salad on your pizza, then I won't be happy at all.

@ScottNintendo wait, you’re not supposed to make a taco with the pizza and the salad?

Well you can't call it a sausage dog because it's already taken, it's a real dog breed nickname.

NO! It's bad enough your sticking all these sausages on that beautiful pizza, the best pizza is plain like it was invented for.

(Silently adds spaghetti to the pizza taco)

@StableInvadeel - Oh crap, we may have just run into a culture/language thing. Sorry, wasn’t trying to be aggressive.

@ScottNintendo - While I can appreciate the merits of a supreme or veggie pizza, my personal rule is no veggies outside of onions, garlic, or herbs.