I was just about to give out the last of my candy to the trick or treaters, i had a bunch of burritos and cokes an hour before and was cutting some pretty bad farts
finally the kids came up, I let out a big burp, then a small fart, then a series of farts, then a really huge one
one of the smartass kids said "geeze dude, what are you, a pile of dung emoge ???"
I replied "I am an..... "ASS-EOUS ANOM-ALEE !!!"
for some reason the parents laughed more than the kids, LOL
Yeah, quite a few cities and townships in the Northeast ban those over a certain age from trick or treating. Some say you can’t wear a custome even if you’re accompanying a young child or sibling or such.
Some drivel about protecting youth and reducing vandalism, as if criminals obey laws.
They probably also still ban dancing and skateboards.
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it was a joke, not sure where you live, a person outside of the U.S. may not understand, but like 2 years ago, the state of Colorado legalized marijuana for recreational use, so yah, the brownie/candy thing was a joke
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They probably also still ban dancing and skateboards.
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...I'm sorry, but while I think I can understand a few of the objections that people may have to prevent adults trick-or-treating, it seems ludicrous to limit it to certain age groups.
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