Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. Now NSO's price has tripled!

I wish Mario Kart 9 came out now.

Granted. It's actually a reality show where Mario and the gang look at the flaws of fame in the go-kart world.

I wish for a subscription to crunchyroll

Granted but the contract will just 1 day working at.

I wish my hair color is half black, half white like Cruella De Vil.

Granted. The Dye you use is defective and you are now bald. CONGRATS!

I wish for a free holiday

Granted but it will be a neverending holiday.

I wish i can summon Ultima FF XII.

Granted, but you can only do it once, use it wisely!

I wish something would break Disney up before they control everything.

Granted. Now Disney has to give away all their own franchises to other companies. What a sad day for the House of Mouse.

I wish My Nintendo had awesome physical rewards.

Your wish is granted. However, all of them are hidden under the Eiffel tower in a chest and cannot be opened until August 1, 2113.

I wish that Lucario got another movie.

Featuring Gorillaz.

(what, too much?)

Granted. It is normal type special move with a base power of 10, and 1% accuracy.

I wish Java minecraft and bedrock minecraft could play together.

Granted, but Microsoft makes you pay for both again to get the update.

I wish I thought to eat breakfast today...

Granted, but your breakfast will be a stone soup.

I wish i can talk to the woods.

granted. It won't stop swearing at you

I wish Super mario maker 2 got dlc

Granted but it requires NSO.

I wish for GBA games on NSO.

Granted but it will charge $60.00 each GBA games.

I wish My Little Pony available on Nintendo Switch.

Granted but all the pony's become emo and die at the end of the game.
I wish Persona 5 on switch.

Yes but... uhh... you become broke and you can't get it muahahaha

I wish more people played splatoon 2 in the US and that it would have a solid American esport community.

Granted. The Splatoon 2 eSport community is ridiculously toxic. Have fun.

I wish Super Mario Maker 2 had the Odyssey game style.

Granted. Cappy is not useable, so nintendo didnt have to implement captures. It also uses most of the assets from 3D world. It also costs 20 dollars.

I wish for a galarian Darmanitan in sword and shield.

Granted but it will a DLC content.

I wish my pants is Pink color.

Granted. They have a terrible design on them.

I wish for a new great F-zero game