Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, the money turn into fruit.
i wish Banjo and Kazooie was in Smash Bros Wii U.

Granted but it will be N64 style.

I wish i can turn a leaf into a $10 money.

Granted. The money is now considered illegaly printed, and the fbi is after you.

I wish that persona 5 (and it's sequal) would come out on switch.

Granted, but it's a silly Warriors spin off instead...

I wish that your wish hadn't been corrupted and instead had come true!

Granted but i don't even know my latest wish.

I wish my lunch today is fried noodles.

Granted but they are burnt to crap, eat up!

I wish i could play Doom Eternal already.

Granted, but if you cannot afford a physical copy, the game cannot ever release on switch.

As we do here at Corrupt-A-Wish Inc., if you don't wish for anything it's assumed you want eternal nothingness. Let's throw him in the void.

I wish Pokemon Sword had a National Dex.

Granted, but the wings will be as small as Kolibri.

I wish i have a hamster.

Granted, but you never did say that it had to be alive.

I wish for a friendly robot buddy.

Granted but your friendly robot buddy takes 1,000,000 megawatts of power per hour to stay charged. About 100 million U.S dollars an hour.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but unfortunately that was your last wish. (Technically not corrupting them )

I WISH SEGA WOULD HURRY UPWITH A MONKEY BALL GAME!

Gah, CuteKid beat me to it. Ok Cutekid…

Granted. Your gaming devices last about a week and your solar powered devices, l.e.d displays etc will never run out. Averaging out at 3 years across all devices. Glad I could help

I STILL WISH SEGA WOULD HURRY UP WITH MONKEY BALL!

Granted but you are the only on one earth who can't grab a copy.
I wish there was a Banjo-Duologie remake on Switch.

Granted, but it wiil have partial download.

I wish Lugia can be Giant with DynaMax.

Granted, however Luiga was tiny instead.
i wish for Kicks (Animal Crossing) to join Smash Bros

Granted, but he will be kicked first once the battle begin.

I wish there will be LABO Toy Cons 05 in the future.

Granted. LABO Fortnite Kit is the next one and comes with a cardboard pickaxe for your fortnite cringe day.

I wish for Astral Chain to be 12+ in the UK so my nephew (who really likes games like it and sci-fi) can play it

Granted, but your nephew suddenly moves to the U.S., where the game is rated M (17+).

I wish games had smaller download sizes.

Granted but data limits also go down.

I wish I could have pizza for dinner tonight.