Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. But he eats you and steals your abilities. lol

I wish Houston wasn't five hours away.

Granted, it's 800 hours away.
I wish my favorite pizza shop hadn't gone out of business.

Granted. But it moved to China instead. lol

I wish Emory wasn't five hours away.

Granted, it's right next to you and you get annoyed

I wish someone would reply to my post in NL Adventure

Granted, it's a blank post.

I wish I had a 3DS.

Granted but it freezes every five seconds.

I wish people would make a pointless post for the fun of it BUT NOT RIGHT NOW

Granted. I hope you enjoy your 3 Demented Simiens.

I wish I had a Goat.

Granted but it kills you if you move
(no wish because I want the other wish granted)

I wish I had an Aperture Science Portal gun.

Granted, a non tested, not safe one.

I wish I could do something on a different thread

Granted, but then when December 31^st of 2010 arrives, you are asked to recite everything you have done in 2010 [I'm a bit rusty, I haven't been on this thread in awhile].

I wish imports were not expensive.

Granted, they didn't exist

I wish I wasn't required to go to school.

Granted, you now get to study at home!

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but your wishes become the opposite of what you wish for.

I wish I fully understood what I just said.

Granted, but then the world turns upside down; where lava is like water and vice versa.

I wish I could come up with some palindromes of my own.

Granted, but then you can only speak in palindromes.
I wish Kirby was real and he could be my friend.

Granted, but he eats you.
I wish I could eat lotsa spaghetti to eat.

granted, but it magically warps you to soviet russia, where spaghetti eats you.
I wish I had more money$.

Granted, but they damage you when you touch it.

I wish I could watch Toy Story 3 in theatres again (as I thought it was awesome)!

Granted, but it's now in black and white, 1 second long, and there's no sound.

I wish I knew how to convert .swf files to .avi, .nmv, .mnb, .3gp,mp4, .m4v, .odf, .o4v .mov, .qt or .wmv files. (This is kinda of a serious question. could someone help me?)