Topic: Everything you want to know but were afraid to ask.

This is the topic. You ask a question, next poster answers it and asks another. Like corrupt a wish, kind of a fad topic.

How much can Mario squat-press?

Lots!

Is the Universe infinite? If so, how many Machu's are there? If not, what is beyond?

Yes and no. While there are infinite universes, they are exactly the same due to the fact that if one was slightly altered, it would affect the rest because some people would have different memories of things happening, tearing that person apart in all of the infinite universes because all of those exactly the same people share the same mind, which would stop functioning if there were multiple memories of one particular moment.

Is PheonixSage a guy, let alone human? I MUST KNOW!!!

/me shakes the eight ball "Please ask again later"
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

pheonix sage is a genetically ambigious human so yes she is human. If the big bang created the universe, what created the big bang? and what created that? it never begins

Let's just say PhoenixSage has spent a lot of time in Bangkok.

Edit: Looks like we all answered the Phoenix Sage one, so to keep things going:
The big bang came from Wario's butt. Wario was invented as an enemy for Mario, who was created by Miyamoto.

Where do babies come from?

@Irken yes at the same time duke nukem forever is released(google if you don't understand)
why do old people like prune juice?

Because it is the seasonal fruit.

Will I ever shake off the addiction for 'tato chips?

You guys are funny.

No one answered my question.

@StarBoy91 Never because 'tato chips don't exist.

Is theblackdragon a girl, let alone a dragon? I MUST KNOW!!!

I think it's funny how all but token girl did not spell "Phoenix" right, and you fixed it in the quotes!

@V8 - when I said "'tato chips", I meant potato chips. Thing is: they're a very addicting type of snack.

@Token Girl: Feenie and lz.

Why is Mario's hair brown, but all of his facial hair is black?

Good question, zez. Because he painted his hair brown.

When is a good time to sleep?

For you, all day, so you can shine bright at night!

Why is my username zez?

Because it sounds better than pez.

Why is the rum gone?

I was just watching an "Unwrapped" on those.

IS there such thing as Monsters?
Be serious about this. Very serious question.