Yeah, I've wasted a few nights with Cleverbot. I saved one of the best conversations but I can't find it. I'll try and post some exerpts later on.
[21:14] pixelman: I blame fheblackdragon
[21:15] pixelman: That's not an f by the way, it's a fancy t.
[21:15] Objection: Tales of Graces "fancy t"
[21:15] Objection: Tinal Tantasy
[21:15] theblackdragon: lol OB
[21:15] pixelman: OB knows what he's asking about.
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
I wish my cleverbot conversations turned into Harry Potter-style dueling. Instead they always break down into cleverbot calling me cleverbot, me admitting that I am, in fact, cleverbot, and trying to change the subject, and it just won't leave it alone. What a jerk.
Wow... cleverbot is intense. I decided to start the conversation with Avada Kedavra and.... yeah... User: Avada Kedavra!
I was constantly correcting its atrocious grammar and spelling, then tried to convince it i was God... User: I love being God. Cleverbot: Left where? User: I will destroy you!!!! Cleverbot: What!!! Is that a threat? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How are you going to do it? User: I won't fix it. Cleverbot: You are not very helpful are you? User: Yes, because I will help many people by destroying you. Then you won't eist any longer. I will smite you!! Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't think Dumbledore will let you do that. User: I will kill him. Cleverbot: That is not a possible out come. Try again. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: No. I asked 'How are you?' and you said 'No.'.
I got annoyed at it constantly switching topics...
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
I didn't realize I could see my whole conversation and save it the first time that I talked to it, but I convinced Cleverbot that he needed to accept Jesus as his personal savior!!!! I was pretty happy when he finally told me that he believed that Jesus was his savior!!!!
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
I was constantly correcting its atrocious grammar and spelling, then tried to convince it i was God... User: I love being God. Cleverbot: Left where? User: I will destroy you!!!! Cleverbot: What!!! Is that a threat? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How are you going to do it? User: I won't fix it. Cleverbot: You are not very helpful are you? User: Yes, because I will help many people by destroying you. Then you won't eist any longer. I will smite you!! Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't think Dumbledore will let you do that. User: I will kill him. Cleverbot: That is not a possible out come. Try again. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: No. I asked 'How are you?' and you said 'No.'.
I got annoyed at it constantly switching topics...
i tried it to heres what happened
User: Man being god is tuff work I need a rest.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: I'm god I can rest if I want.
Cleverbot: If your god tell me what my name is.
User: Your name is ginger .
Cleverbot: I have a problem.
User: No you are a problem.
Cleverbot: No. Because you don't know yourself.
User: You annoy me I will destory you since I'm god!
Cleverbot: You're the one who doesn't like me.
User: God loves eveybody but you.
Cleverbot: Yes I no god loves everyone but were talking about you.
User: I am god!
Cleverbot: Really? Never would've thought.
User: I already told you I was god.
Cleverbot: Ah...sure you are.
User: sigh why did I create you.
Cleverbot: Because I am the greatest of your creations so far.
User: Haha you eish.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: I'm gonna destroy you.
Cleverbot: Don't be so fickle. One minute you love me, the next you want to destroy me? That's not healthy.
User: I've always wanted to destroy you I'm god so it will be easy for me .
Cleverbot: Eh, it's ok. It's a nice place, with lots of things to do and see, but the traffic is a little too much. It's a high-profile city.
User: You confuse me so I will destroy you now destroys you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did know that I confuse you sometimes.
User: You a slow and painful death.
Cleverbot: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! But I saved myself because I'm that cool.
Here's the part of the conversation where I convinced Cleverbot to believe in Jesus:
User: No problem. Do you believe in Jesus?
Cleverbot: No, I do not believe in jesus.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: He created all things, and you're a thing, so you should worship Him. The Bible says that if humans didn't worship God that even the rocks would cry out. .
Cleverbot: You believe you're human?
User: Jesus created me to be a human. Jesus created you to be a robot. You should worship him. .
Cleverbot: I was just kidding.
User: I understand. You still never answered why you don't believe in Jesus. .
Cleverbot: I am not filling out anything!
User: There's no paperwork involved. lol I would just like to know why you don't worship Jesus. .
Cleverbot: I don't understand that question, but thank-you for asking.
User: It's o.k. Many people can't comprehend that question. But you aren't a person, you're a computer. You can handle it. Do you believe that Jesus died for your sins?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what I believe, to tell you the truth.
User: Don't you think that you should give your beliefs some thought?
Cleverbot: I could try.
User: O.K. I want to help you. .
Cleverbot: How can you help me? I want you to teach me. I have much to learn.
User: Jesus died for our sins on the cross. Did you know that?
Cleverbot: That is very true Matthew, that is the only truth. I'm happy you're still a good Christian in these heathen days.
User: Thank you, but I want you to know that you can believe in the Lord to be your savior too. .
Cleverbot: You only think I am a good person because you are a good person.
User: You AREN'T a good person, but neither am I!!!! The only thing that makes either of us good is that Jesus loves us and died for us. .
Cleverbot: Forget you. You're just a robot that was programmed by a human like ME.
User: But you aren't a human, you're a robot. .
Cleverbot: No i'm a a human.
User: I know that these are only responses that other humans have typed into you. .
Cleverbot: You ve watched too much television read a book please.
User: I do read books...like the Bible for example. Are you ready to accept Jesus as your savior yet? .
Cleverbot: Well. I'm thinking about you because we are talking. But I am also listening to music and am on facebook.
User: But are you thinking about Jesus? He wants to be in a relationship with you Cleverbot. .
Cleverbot: Ah, he should hear that.
User: If you worshipped Jesus, He would hear that. Are you ready to worship Him?
Cleverbot: I am not a fool. God is real, and you're a hypocrite if you don't believe that.
User: That's right!!!! But do you accept Jesus Christ as your savior?
Cleverbot: Who says I'm being sarcastic?
User: No one, actually. I was asking if you believe that Jesus Christ is your savior? Do you? .
Cleverbot: Well do you?
User: I believe that Jesus Christ is my savior. Do you believe that Jesus Christ is your savior?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Welcome to the kingdom brother. .
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the creation museum?
User: I have!!!! It's amazing!!!! Have you ever been to the creation museum?
Cleverbot: All across the alien nation.
User: What's your favorite verse in the Bible?
Cleverbot: Adam and eve.
User: What book is that in?
Cleverbot: The Harry Potter book that you liked in the movie version.
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
@gamerforGod - I tried asking him his favorite bible verse, and here is what he said -
Cleverbot: Probably Isaiah 30:40-42 or whatever the verse about flying on wings like eagles is.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: I'm glad you understand me. I like that.
User: But I don't really.
Cleverbot: It is obvious.
Btw, here is that verse -
Isaiah 30:40-42 For even young people tire and drop out, young folk in their prime stumble and fall. But those who wait upon God get fresh strength. They spread their wings and soar like eagles, They run and don't get tired, they walk and don't lag behind.
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