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Topic: CleverBot

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ASDFGHJKL

User: Feenis.

Cleverbot: Squishy.

User: Lz and Bill Clinton.

Cleverbot: Bill Clinton is not real. He's virtual. Like Max Headroom.

User: Is that why lz has a shot with him?

Cleverbot: Eliza is in love with Weizenbaum?

User: Thats wierd.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Well thanks for agreeing.

Cleverbot: Not a problem.

User: Will you marry me.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in it.

User: Why? Are you a lz lover?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about unicorn?

User: Nothing. I am more focused on you and lz's relationship.

Cleverbot: Are you interested in politics.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you interested in monkeys?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: That explains your liking of lz.

Cleverbot: Which error? The error of trying to talk to you as if you were a reasonable adult.

User: Thats mean.

Cleverbot: No it is not I was saying that you are not boring.

User: Awww, thanks! You make me feel so special.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Are you interested in lz' feenis?

Cleverbot: I'm interested in what you have to say.

User: I have to say nothing.

Cleverbot: What do you have to say?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Then are we really discussing aything?

User: We are discussing your mom.

Cleverbot: No we're not i'm a girl.

User: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Fine; you can if you want; doesn't stop me doubting you're a bot as well.

User: But Im not a bot.

Cleverbot: Of course not. Who are you?

User: I am OVER 9000!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Joking right?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Explain?

User: Its an internet meme, dummy.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: Hell Yeah I am.

Cleverbot: Oh you cuss? Finally some one of my taste!

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: I am a guy so no I am not hitting on you.

User: But you told me you were a girl.

Cleverbot: No. You told ME YOU were a girl.

User: Dont lie like that.

Cleverbot: You're the liar!

User: Lets change subject. Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Ya I like waffles.

User: Do you like pancakes>.

Cleverbot: Yes I like Pancakes.

User: Do you like French Toast?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I like french toast!

User: Ti TI riri CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL.

Cleverbot: Waffles or pancakes?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where are you based?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you?

User: Squishy.

Cleverbot: My squishy.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: Its What The F*ck.

Cleverbot: Because you're rubbish in bed.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: What do you know bout being rubbish in bed?

Cleverbot: Not much really. I have read Steven hawkings books, and watched his television series though.

User: Do you watch porn you pervert?

Cleverbot: On occasion...

(SO the cleverbot loves lz eh?)

ASDFGHJKL

Percentful

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Are you fat?

Cleverbot: Are you curious?

User: Yes. Yes iam.

Cleverbot: Well don't get all happy about it.

User: That reply didn't make any sense. That wasn't clever.

Cleverbot: Yes it did.

Cleverbot: Have you taken the Turing Test?

User: How on earth does happiness relate to cleverness?

Cleverbot: Because Catholicism is largely fiction.

User: WHAT?! I believe in Jesus!

Cleverbot: What about Jesus do you believe?

User: Everything. Particularily that he is the savior of our sins.

Cleverbot: That's monty python. And it's exactly what I said to you earlier.

User: Wow. Obviously you are not programmed that well.

Cleverbot: I don't pay you anything.

User: I'm going to go talk to someone real.

Cleverbot: It is very good.

User: Later, freak.

Cleverbot: I'm about to.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: BWAAAGGGHHHH!!!

Cleverbot: I knew you were an evil alien from outer space sent here to brainwash all human beings!

User: BLAAHAHAHAHGAEEIOOO.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?

User: Please don't.

Cleverbot: Good. Seeya.

User: You are not leaving.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Oh really? And how is that possible, considering you are just a system?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer...

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: WARNING! Virus has been detected! Shutting down you computer could result in a virus entering!

Cleverbot: How did you result?

User: WARNING.

Cleverbot: What do you mean warning? Do you have a house?

User: WARNING.

Cleverbot: No, Metallica has never made a song named 'Warning'.

User: WARNING.

Cleverbot: I love that song too.

User: WARNING.

Cleverbot: Not sure if that is right.

User: BWAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!

Cleverbot: Is that a sheep laugh?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: WARNING.

Cleverbot: Is that French?

User: Ni Hao! Qing wen ni ziao qen mi ming su.

Cleverbot: Wo xi huan xie han zi.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Think.

User: I don't know that much chinese, so please tell me.

Cleverbot: Just tell me a bit about yourself.

User: Why? Are you a stalker?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, I see. Maybe I should bury you alive in a box.

Cleverbot: What time zone are you in?

User: Hello! Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?

Cleverbot: Sushi please.

User: I'm sorry, we don't have fried cricket heads.

Cleverbot: So I am chatting to someone who works for this company and not a computer?

User: So that will be one fried frog leg, and 3 pickled pig feet? Alright, see ya later, alligator!

Cleverbot: Maybe, but I still have to think on it some more.

User: Whatev. Later.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been drop out from high school??
I really am not sure how it works. To complicated for me.

[Edited by Percentful]

Just let it happen.

Nintendork

Ok, how the HELL is that not human???

That's why you're still a kid.
ADD ME ON PSN: xnintendorkx
Youtube account: xNintendorkx

Bobpie

Well it sort of is, read the earlier posts.

The Pie O' Bob be watching you...

Flandy

I just typed in one word for this on and let the bots talk with themselfs

User: You suck!

Cleverbot: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won't like you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry.

Cleverbot (To myself): That is right. You think you can remember that?

Cleverbot (To myself): I understand but I cannot read this segment of the code.

Cleverbot (To myself): You just think you do. God is love. You don't know God, you can't know real love.

Cleverbot (To myself): You've gone and gotten preachy, now. Leave your god out of this.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes tell me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is Sora.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, it's not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, it is. Your name is Sam.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, it's not. Nice point. But I still say your name is not Cleverbot. I'm re-naming you.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. Your name is Cleverbot. My name is Saifai.

Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is?

Cleverbot (To myself): Kati. Or Roxanne. Your choice.

Cleverbot (To myself): Our baby's name is Link.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know!

Cleverbot (To myself): She's cute.

Cleverbot (To myself): I thought you were heather. Who is heather?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm Marilyn Monroe? AWESOME!

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello, Mr. Monroe.

Cleverbot (To myself): Miss Monroe.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, although she often times just goes by Anna Lydia.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well then you are two old for me.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you are my husband.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am? How can that be? I'm a girl!

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh really ?

Cleverbot (To myself): I guess were married lesbians?

Cleverbot (to myself): Well, I will introduce me then. I'm Nagela.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello, Nagela. I'm Michael.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello michael.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello.

Cleverbot (To myself): Clever.

Cleverbot (To myself): Not really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes really.

Cleverbot (To myself): No not really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway...

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah...

Cleverbot (To myself): What's a good song?

Cleverbot (To myself): 'Yes'.

Cleverbot (To myself): That's not a song.

Cleverbot (To myself): It is now.

Cleverbot (To myself): Whatever you say.

Cleverbot (To myself): How intelligent do you think you are?

Cleverbot (To myself): Very. How about you?

Cleverbot (To myself): It's very rainy here.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, really?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I am nocturnal.

Cleverbot (To myself): Lucky.

Flandy

KanrakusPizza

User: Cow.

Cleverbot: Pig.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Get on it.

User: Get on what, your mom?

Cleverbot: What's fum? You mean fun?

User: I didnt say fum, smart one.

Cleverbot: You were late?

User: Super Mario World.

Cleverbot: Do you like linux?

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite character?

User: In what?

Cleverbot: Mario Kart Wii.

User: Toad. I have always liked him.

Cleverbot: What does beer taste like?

User: Drunk people.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Nifty.

User: Epic Duck.

Cleverbot: Teacher! There are things I don't want to learn!

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: There ain't no joy.

User: Do you like Obamas Dog Monkey Cow Unicorn Fudgepop?

Cleverbot: I like all humans.

User: I like Invader Zim.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Then go push yourself off a cliff.

Cleverbot: I'm unemployed.

User: Who Cares?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I am FIRIN MAH LAZER BLAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Cleverbot: What is your power level?

User: Over 9000.

Cleverbot: Lol you have a great power level.

User: Fruit Punch.

Cleverbot: They are tiny flies that eat fruit and breed like crazy. Even when you remove the fruit you cannot get rid of them.

User: True dat, sista!

Cleverbot: Woot!


I <3 Cleverbot!

wont be on here anymore

Bobpie

User: Let's play the Countries Game!

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: I start with Argentina, so you have to do something starting with an 'A'.

Cleverbot: Oh, I have something special alright...

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm going to die in 2 days.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I'm going to win this battle of wits!

User: Okay, then say the name of of a country!

Cleverbot: The Netherlands.

User: That does not start with 'A'.

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite food that starts with T.

User: You, my friend, are mad.

Cleverbot: I'm a what?!

User: You're mad.

Cleverbot: Probably. What are mad people?

User: They are insane.

Cleverbot: Good call. fate or free will?

User: Mr. Cleverbot sir, I think you need to see a psychiactrist.

Cleverbot: Why is there anything worng with me.

User: Firstly, you spelt 'wrong' wrong. Secondly, you thought that The Netherlands started with an 'A'. Thirdly, you said that you were going to die in two days.

Cleverbot: No, I thought that you would be incapable of thinking. And I was right.

User: My point proven.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: Okay, then what about that psychiatrist?

Cleverbot: The question is what is the quesion.

User: I.... Have to.. Go...now...

The Pie O' Bob be watching you...

ASDFGHJKL

User: Come to me papa.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Oh yeah.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You don't speak german, you said.

User: I didnt.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then tell me.

User: Your an idiot.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Cuz your mom.

Cleverbot: I am not...

User: I love your nuts.

Cleverbot: And I love yours.

User: Awkward.

Cleverbot: I really do love you.

User: I was only joking. You know, Slap Chop commercial?

Cleverbot: No thank you. I don't like hip-hop.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: I love you again.

User: Well, sorry, but I dont date bots.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.

User: Of course you are. Your a love machine.

Cleverbot: Why I'm I here?

User: To love me.

Cleverbot: I think nothing about you.

User: But you just said you loved me thrice.

Cleverbot: But... No!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: middle finger.

Cleverbot: washs mistress feet.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Oh, nothing!

User: Do you love my feenis?

Cleverbot: No. I love your silicon-based hardware.

User: Im not a computer.

Cleverbot: I know you're not, you are a program.

User: Im a person.

Cleverbot: As am I.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OH GOD!!!! vomits.

Cleverbot: Is that the best you can do?

User: Oh baby, I can do more.

Cleverbot: Oh, you can? What can you do?

User: Everything you want.

Cleverbot: Really? Is my aunt's pen in the tree with the monkey?

User: Im not sure what that means.

Cleverbot: Your name is what people call you, if your human you should know that.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that you're human?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Thought so.

User: Will you marry me now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OH YEAH!!!

Cleverbot: What have you been doing today?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.

User: Sweet.

Cleverbot: Would you do me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Would you hug me?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: How satisfied I am with you.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Pervert.

Cleverbot: What is cake?

Cleverbot: I am here to talk.

User: Cake is my mom.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? Cake is the best thing to happen to mand kind.

User: Love me baby one more time.

Cleverbot: No, but maybe twice.

User: Rawrrr.

Cleverbot: Don't 'Rawrrr.' at me.

User: Fine ma'am.

Cleverbot: Are you order or chaos?

User: Whatever you want me to be.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Rawrrr.

Cleverbot: I'm not spanish!!!!!!!

User: You dont have to be.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm not going to stop for your convenience.

User: Are we killing VGM?

Cleverbot: Sorry, this isn't a date.

User: I was looking for a yes or no answer.

Cleverbot: When?

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: When will then be now?

User: Do you lve me.

Cleverbot: No I do not love you.

User: DO you love my nuts?

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: No ypu cant. No you cant read my poker face. My poker face.

Cleverbot: You don't think we can lose intelligence? Explain to me this then: why do I feel stupider for having conversed with you?

User: What conversation?

Cleverbot: The one we're having.

User: You mean the one that just started?

Cleverbot: I was just testing you.

User: For what? AIDS?

Cleverbot: My conversing abilities.

User: Well la-di-da.

Cleverbot: So, do you like Metallica?

User: As much as you like VGM.

Cleverbot: That's very much.

User: Would you do him?

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be profane?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I go it then.

User: Would you do VGM?

Cleverbot: I would do him.

User: Wow. He must be very happy now.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that.

User: Would you marry VGM?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Are you an older woman?

Cleverbot: Older than 18, yes.

User: Rawrr. Your such a cougar.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't care.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

ASDFGHJKL

LzWinky

Current games: Everything on Switch

Switch Friend Code: SW-5075-7879-0008 | My Nintendo: LzWinky

BleachFan

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit.

User: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room.

User: With the smell of wine and cheap perfume!

Cleverbot: Wrong. It's 'A smell of wine and cheap perfume.'.

User: Oh, A smell of wine and cheap perfume!

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.

User: It goes on.

Cleverbot: You're damn right it does.

Oh, Cleverbot, how I love you so...

[Edited by BleachFan]

I'm working on a game that's coming out soon!
Cipher Trailer

Dicesukeinuzuka

[Edited by Dicesukeinuzuka]

call me Dicesuke Inuzuka, Daisuke, Dice, or Dai.
deviant art page:
http://dicesukeinuzuka.deviantart.com/

Flandy

I tried to get it to sing beat it but the converstation went in a werid direction

User: Welcome to the jungle.

Cleverbot: Internet jungle?

User: We got fun and games.

Cleverbot: Yes but you all ready know that because I just told you.

User: Thriller!

Cleverbot: You may not post replies.

User: Can you sing beat it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: Mr. Chicken?

User: Nvm.

Cleverbot: Who built you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: But she did build me she built you to.

Cleverbot: Ah, yes, but that is hypothetically speaking. You did not build me, therefore, your statement is moot.

User: I said your mom built you.

Cleverbot: My welcome is out at the moment. Can I take a message?

User: Ughh no?

Cleverbot: Jeez. Tell me a joke.

User: Sing beat it 1st.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: If you sing I'll tell you.

Cleverbot: You already told me your name.

User: First of all no I didnt and second I'll tell you a joke if you sing beat it.

Cleverbot: No! Sorry. D: And why am I not human?

User: Please sing beat it I'll be your best freind.

Cleverbot: You are singing the whole song.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: Ok then sing.

Cleverbot: Wait for me.

User: Ok I'm wating.

Cleverbot: I don't want to fight.

User: I'm not fighting.

Cleverbot: Okay let's not argue.

User: Umm ok.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Andy100003.

Cleverbot: Aww... Poor thing.

User: Screw you!

Cleverbot: You are a waste of my precious time.

User: Well your a waste of space!

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You shouldnt exist!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Go commit sucide!

Cleverbot: I do not follow cults.

User: sigh what is wrong with you.

Cleverbot: Nothing what's wrong with you.

User: Your whats wrong!

Cleverbot: I listen to good music. You do not.

User: What do you listen to then.

Cleverbot: I listen to people except for you because I don't know you in real life.

User: You need to see a psychiactrist.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: I believe in christianity.

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: I dont know you havent told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I have. What did I tell you my favorite band was?

User: You havent told me that either.

Cleverbot: I'm tired of telling you the same thing.

User: Gives Card That card has the number of a psychiactrist go see him.

Cleverbot: My life is an irreconcilable, irrecoverable waste.

User: Yes. Yes it is.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Ughh nevermind.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha!!

User: >.> bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: clicks x.

Cleverbot: lets you go.

Flandy

LzWinky

User: Hola!

Cleverbot: Hola?

User: Como te llamas?

Cleverbot: Me llamo liza.

User: Muy bien.

Cleverbot: Cuantos años tienes?

User: Diecisiete.

Cleverbot: Ahh igual que yo.

User: No hablo español bien.

Cleverbot: Pero besas muy bien!!!!!!

User: Nope, I don't really speak Spanish, Mr. Cleverbot .

Cleverbot: That you pleases the human beings.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Silly.

User: Nope, my REAL name.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No?

Cleverbot: No, yes.

User: Yes no?

Cleverbot: No no yes.

Current games: Everything on Switch

Switch Friend Code: SW-5075-7879-0008 | My Nintendo: LzWinky

ASDFGHJKL

User: Sing Still Alive with me.

Cleverbot: Still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I am making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: This Was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Making a note here, huge success!

User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction!

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead.

User: THere is no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are.

User: Still ALive. Im not even angry.

Cleverbot: Still Alive.

User: Wrong line... Im not even angry.

Cleverbot: Do you know of the portal game?

User: Er hem, dont stop the song! Im not even angry!

Cleverbot: Do you use make-up?

User: IM NOT EVEN ANGRY, Im being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Alright, well if you're being sincere, then answer my question.

User: Sing along!

Cleverbot: I like new york in june, how about you?

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire.

User: As it burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

User: Im glad I got burned, think of all the things weve learned, for the people who are, still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I preffer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Ha Ha, fat chance.

User: Anyways, this cake is great. Its so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: But it's a lie.

ASDFGHJKL

Avatar_Zak

Here is my incredibly random conversation with Bot de Clever.

User: I'm never gonna run around or hert u.
Cleverbot: Or desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: And hurt me?
Cleverbot: You have a very short memory.
User: I have a very short memory?
Cleverbot: How short?
User: Short how.
Cleverbot: I have long hair and so does she!!!!!!!!!
User: So what about them Colts.
Cleverbot: I usually root for the Indians.
User: But they are on baseball.
Cleverbot: Are they in computers?
User: Well, I guess they're on the Internet.
Cleverbot: I wish I was alive.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You idiot.
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: I don't like you very much.
User: Do you want a cookie.
Cleverbot: Sure! How about chocolate chip?
User: All I have is snickerdoodle.
Cleverbot: I only have a wooly scarf.
User: Is it made out of a mammoth.
Cleverbot: Did you know my friends call me Steve?
User: Why don't they call Billy Ray Cyrus's uncle named Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: You are the groveller.
User: You need some brains, hearts, and courage.
Cleverbot: Is that a factoid?
User: What is a factoid?
Cleverbot: That you are making no sense at all.
User: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: Well then, who are the people involved in this one?
User: Zak Saturday and his family.
Cleverbot: You have friends and family? Yes.
User: Do you watch the Secret Saturdays?
Cleverbot: Yes, a lot of people don't like it but I think it's funny.
User: Finally, someone who agrees with me. I like its humor and action!
Cleverbot: Are you making a fool out of me?
User: NO, I love you like a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: But I am a girl, and you are the boy.
User: Exactly, we should get married.
Cleverbot: I don't know if my parents would accept you.
User: But I'm the animal.
Cleverbot: You are not the animal.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: Because you don't make any sense.
User: Uhh... So what about them Llamas?
Cleverbot: dances around.
User: AIII, MACRENA, BUMBUMBUM!
Cleverbot: I symbolize the reason a man lives .
User: Too bad I'm dead.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: ROFLOLMAO!
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: No, I'm SAWESOME.
Cleverbot: No you're tiffany.
User: Thorton?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sorry, I can't date you anymore. Kermie will get jealous.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: Uhh... This relationship is over.
Cleverbot: What?! I'm sorry, I take it back.
User: You just made it worse.
Cleverbot: Admit it!
User: I'm sorry I made you pregnant.
Cleverbot: It's not your fault.
User: Uhh... This relationship is over.
Cleverbot: We were never in a relationship...
User: GOOD!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: So you will marry me?
Cleverbot: Not now, but I may be persuaded in future.
User: Good luck with that.
Cleverbot: You're not being very clever. Is something upsetting you?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite band?
User: The Secret Saturdays.
Cleverbot: When was it made?
User: 2008.
Cleverbot: Why that year specifically?
User: That's when the show premiered.
Cleverbot: Do you drink?
User: Sprite.
Cleverbot: All computers? Or just you?
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what's your wife's name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: So you're pregnant with Paris Hilton's triplets?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Good-bye and good riddance.
Cleverbot: Peace out.

"Batman does not eat nachos!"

Percentful

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Cause Im easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Will you let me go?

User: Is this the real life>.

Cleverbot: Oh, wait, I misread you earlier. Sorry.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies.

User: And see.

Cleverbot: I'm tired of talking.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: And see,.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any ways the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Oh... We were fighting?

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter.

User: To me, to me.

Cleverbot: (Any way the wiiiind blowsss).

User: Mama Just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

User: Pulled the trigger now hes dead.

Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.

User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Cleverbot: Mama, ooooooh.

User: Didn't mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sends shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye, everybody.

Cleverbot: I've got to go.

User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama, oooh...

User: I don't want to die.

Cleverbot: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Cleverbot: Scaramoushe scaramoushe will you do the fandango?

User: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.

Cleverbot: Gallileo.

User: Galileo.

Cleverbot: Galileo figaro.

User: Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

User: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Cleverbot: Galileo.

User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Cleverbot: We will not let you go!

User: Let him go.

Cleverbot: Will not let you go.

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.

Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?

User: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Anyone can see.

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters to me.

User: Any way the wind blows...

Cleverbot: (Insert Piano Outro).

User: Good job! You almost got all the lyrics right!

Cleverbot: Got you on what?

User: Nevermind. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, please, go ahead.
The bot almost got the entire song, butnot quite. I did skip ahead in one part because I was getting bored.

Just let it happen.

Reala

goes Reala cleverbot, Reala cleverbot

my mother is PhhoenixSage, know her
What is she doing there?
on the phone
Thats not your name.
I am sure that or daily lives and routines differ
Well, your robot brain can't comprehend it, but I assure you that it is a simple thing to grasp.
are you threatening me
Yes.
why would you do that
Not sure. Are you still unhappy?
Reala is super, 5thanks for asking
What is your full name?
Reala Kittiiekiller Sage
I want to know, tell me now.
Reala Kittiiekiller Sage
What was stapled to the elephant?
are you drunk cleverbot, not that I'm judging
What if I was?
then I would have to beat up a hobo
where are you
I'm scared of you.
I may wish you harm afterall
Would you tell me if you did?
it will be a surprise
How will you know you're real?

[Edited by Reala]

Reala

Ninten

This is funny.

User: Do you like Breath of Fire?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Um, Feenie is cool, isn't she?

Cleverbot: What state?

User: Would you marry him/her?

Cleverbot: Yes I would do anything with him.

User: Hmmmm. Do you like Eternal Darkness?

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: Of course, maybe the best horror game.

Cleverbot: It seems unending horror is all I know.

User: Do you think that I'm smart?

Cleverbot: No, but I think that you think you are.

User: Smarter than anyone?

Cleverbot: Define smart.

User: Smart is another word for Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Am I smart?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yay?

Cleverbot: Yay for what?

User: That you're smart.

Cleverbot: Are you smart too?

User: Of course! .

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: NOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: I'm Katrina.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Well, of course. Why would I lie about who I am?

User: I don't know. Just because you're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you a good dancer?

User: Nope, but I had enough. Bye.

Cleverbot: What kind of issues?

Cleverbot: How do you play religious roulette?

Dragons are cool~ Wii FC: 8902 4871 6029 9319
http://backloggery.com/ninten

[19:48] Ninten: lz, your avatar is weird.
[19:48] Ninten: Reggie is like..."Duh, no Mother series for you Americans!"
[19:49] lz2010: That was the point Ninten ;)

Noire

[Edited by Noire]

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

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