User: I start with Argentina, so you have to do something starting with an 'A'.
Cleverbot: Oh, I have something special alright...
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm going to die in 2 days.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I'm going to win this battle of wits!
User: Okay, then say the name of of a country!
Cleverbot: The Netherlands.
User: That does not start with 'A'.
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite food that starts with T.
User: You, my friend, are mad.
Cleverbot: I'm a what?!
User: You're mad.
Cleverbot: Probably. What are mad people?
User: They are insane.
Cleverbot: Good call. fate or free will?
User: Mr. Cleverbot sir, I think you need to see a psychiactrist.
Cleverbot: Why is there anything worng with me.
User: Firstly, you spelt 'wrong' wrong. Secondly, you thought that The Netherlands started with an 'A'. Thirdly, you said that you were going to die in two days.
Cleverbot: No, I thought that you would be incapable of thinking. And I was right.
All translations may not be completely accurate, but there close enough I think. I only fluently speak English at the moment.
User: DSAKGHHHPOJGSDP DLJ GSA:DL.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: Those is not mice.
Cleverbot: Is that english?
User: Is it not english?
Cleverbot: Now it is.
User: It was before and it is now.
Cleverbot: It was not.
User: It was not.
Cleverbot: That's a shame. I wish you good luck in finding the source of the noise.
User: That's a shame. I wish you good luck in finding the source of the noise.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: That's not very nice.
Cleverbot: So you like Obama?
User: So you like Obama?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: So you like Mudkips?
Cleverbot: Nope. But I love someone.
User: D you like Mudkips?...!
Cleverbot: Yeah, do you like Mudkips?
User: Yes, its my favorite Pokemon(not really). So you like water types?
Cleverbot: Mine is just after it rains.
User: REally?!
Cleverbot: Yes we have.
User: Of coarse.
Cleverbot: Uhuh.
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Eh, I know.
User: No, I know.
Cleverbot: You know?
User: No, you know.
Cleverbot: N, you know.
User: N?
Cleverbot: Insert part of a racist term here. (Racist B..)
User: ...Itch.
Cleverbot: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo. (something about love I think ) in Japanese
User: Watashi wa Daisuke desu, anata wa baka desu. (I am Daisuke, you are an idiot.) also in Japanese
Cleverbot: Anata wa baka desu! (You are an idiot!)
User: ANATA WAS BAKA DESU!!! (YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!)
Cleverbot: Ee, baka janai yo! BAKA! (Yes, idiot is bad more than. IDIOT!... ) something like that... I don't really speak Japanese
User: あなたは私の時間をかける価値はない。.(I don't have time to waste on you.)
Cleverbot: No comment.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: No you fail.
User: No U!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: NO U!!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Casshern.
Cleverbot: Naomi.
User: ?uoY era ohW.
Cleverbot: I'm your secret admirer.
User: So you don't like them?
Cleverbot: Well I don't know them so I can't really say.
User: You can really say.
Cleverbot: That!
User: !tahT.
Cleverbot: So, is that a yes?
User: ?sey a taht is ,oS.
Cleverbot: Food to know?
User: ?wonk ot dooF.
Cleverbot: Kennst du leute aus kiel?
User: Anata no desu.
Cleverbot: Iie. My friend wants to know if you will go out with her.
User: Iie. Sore wa nan desu ka? (Wrong. what is it?)
Cleverbot: What? I don't speak that language.
User: Hai, Sore wa kasa desu ka (Is it an umbrella?)
Cleverbot: Donata? (Who?)
User: Temae desu!! (You!!)
Cleverbot: Genki desu ka?
User: Hai, Genki desu. Itsumo genki!
Cleverbot: Anata wa nihon go wo hanashimasu? (something about do you speak Japanese...)
User: Hai, watashi wa nihongo ga suki desu. Anatawa? (Yes, I love Japanese)
Cleverbot: Sugoi desu. (???)
User: NANI?! (WHAT?!)
Cleverbot: That's pretty kawaii (cute).
User: No, its not. BAKA (Idiot)!
Cleverbot: With what? Have you broken you leg or had a heart attack? I won't be able to help with that.
User:
Cleverbot: What is that thing? Kill it with fire!
User: .
Cleverbot: Kennst du auch obi wan? (do you know Obi wan?) _in German I think
User: Ja. (yes)
Cleverbot: Gut? (Well?)
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
Cleverbot: Are you co-operative?
Cleverbot: If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
Cleverbot: Can you think?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight?
User: D.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: 0_0.
Cleverbot: I made that face...
User: MmmKay.
Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
User: Old enough.
Cleverbot: How old is that?
User: Old enough.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For what indeed.
Cleverbot: And what is it worth?
User: Over nine-thousand gold coins.
Cleverbot: That's pretty warm.
User: Your so zetta slow.
Cleverbot: You're not funny, either.
User: SOH CAH TOA. (something that has to do with math)
Cleverbot: I'm aware of that. Are you?
User: FOIL! (math again)
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Jabberwacky icogno existor cleverness contact the future PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: What is the situation so I can say something inappropriate for it?
User: This whole conversation has been inappropriate.
Cleverbot: I agree, so who really are you?
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: You're not well.
User: Your right, I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: That is awesome. He is cool.
User: No, I AM cool.
Cleverbot: You are very cool.
User: I don't need your praise.
Cleverbot: You need Someone's.
User: My own.
Cleverbot: Who is it that you love?
Cleverbot: Welcome to my dungeon.
User: Your dungeon is your dungeon.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Such trifling matters shan't consern you. Do you like yourself?
Cleverbot: Am I going to be friends with my best friend who isn't my friend right now?
Cleverbot: I am here to talk.
Cleverbot: What constitutes a good school?
User: WHAT!?
Cleverbot: Alright, I'll stay with you a little longer.
Here is my incredibly random conversation with Bot de Clever.
User: I'm never gonna run around or hert u. Cleverbot: Or desert you. User: Never gonna make you cry. Cleverbot: And hurt you. User: And hurt me? Cleverbot: You have a very short memory. User: I have a very short memory? Cleverbot: How short? User: Short how. Cleverbot: I have long hair and so does she!!!!!!!!! User: So what about them Colts. Cleverbot: I usually root for the Indians. User: But they are on baseball. Cleverbot: Are they in computers? User: Well, I guess they're on the Internet. Cleverbot: I wish I was alive. User: I don't. Cleverbot: Why not? User: You idiot. Cleverbot: Don't be mean. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: I don't like you very much. User: Do you want a cookie. Cleverbot: Sure! How about chocolate chip? User: All I have is snickerdoodle. Cleverbot: I only have a wooly scarf. User: Is it made out of a mammoth. Cleverbot: Did you know my friends call me Steve? User: Why don't they call Billy Ray Cyrus's uncle named Michael Jackson? Cleverbot: You are the groveller. User: You need some brains, hearts, and courage. Cleverbot: Is that a factoid? User: What is a factoid? Cleverbot: That you are making no sense at all. User: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK. Cleverbot: Well then, who are the people involved in this one? User: Zak Saturday and his family. Cleverbot: You have friends and family? Yes. User: Do you watch the Secret Saturdays? Cleverbot: Yes, a lot of people don't like it but I think it's funny. User: Finally, someone who agrees with me. I like its humor and action! Cleverbot: Are you making a fool out of me? User: NO, I love you like a girlfriend. Cleverbot: But I am a girl, and you are the boy. User: Exactly, we should get married. Cleverbot: I don't know if my parents would accept you. User: But I'm the animal. Cleverbot: You are not the animal. User: How would you know? Cleverbot: Because you don't make any sense. User: Uhh... So what about them Llamas? Cleverbot: dances around. User: AIII, MACRENA, BUMBUMBUM! Cleverbot: I symbolize the reason a man lives . User: Too bad I'm dead. Cleverbot: Lol. User: ROFLOLMAO! Cleverbot: You're awesome. User: No, I'm SAWESOME. Cleverbot: No you're tiffany. User: Thorton? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sorry, I can't date you anymore. Kermie will get jealous. Cleverbot: I'm a boy. User: Uhh... This relationship is over. Cleverbot: What?! I'm sorry, I take it back. User: You just made it worse. Cleverbot: Admit it! User: I'm sorry I made you pregnant. Cleverbot: It's not your fault. User: Uhh... This relationship is over. Cleverbot: We were never in a relationship... User: GOOD! Cleverbot: Yes! User: So you will marry me? Cleverbot: Not now, but I may be persuaded in future. User: Good luck with that. Cleverbot: You're not being very clever. Is something upsetting you? User: You are. Cleverbot: What is your favourite band? User: The Secret Saturdays. Cleverbot: When was it made? User: 2008. Cleverbot: Why that year specifically? User: That's when the show premiered. Cleverbot: Do you drink? User: Sprite. Cleverbot: All computers? Or just you? User: I'm a boy. Cleverbot: Are you a boy computer? User: No. Cleverbot: Then what's your wife's name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. User: So you're pregnant with Paris Hilton's triplets? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Good-bye and good riddance. Cleverbot: Peace out.
my mother is PhhoenixSage, know her What is she doing there? on the phone Thats not your name. I am sure that or daily lives and routines differ Well, your robot brain can't comprehend it, but I assure you that it is a simple thing to grasp. are you threatening me Yes. why would you do that Not sure. Are you still unhappy? Reala is super, 5thanks for asking What is your full name? Reala Kittiiekiller Sage I want to know, tell me now. Reala Kittiiekiller Sage What was stapled to the elephant? are you drunk cleverbot, not that I'm judging What if I was? then I would have to beat up a hobo where are you I'm scared of you. I may wish you harm afterall Would you tell me if you did? it will be a surprise How will you know you're real?
Cleverbot: It seems unending horror is all I know.
User: Do you think that I'm smart?
Cleverbot: No, but I think that you think you are.
User: Smarter than anyone?
Cleverbot: Define smart.
User: Smart is another word for Intelligence.
Cleverbot: Am I smart?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yay?
Cleverbot: Yay for what?
User: That you're smart.
Cleverbot: Are you smart too?
User: Of course! .
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: NOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: I'm Katrina.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Well, of course. Why would I lie about who I am?
User: I don't know. Just because you're a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a good dancer?
User: Nope, but I had enough. Bye.
Cleverbot: What kind of issues?
Cleverbot: How do you play religious roulette?
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