Bloons TD Review
USA Version
Posted by Zach Kaplan
Full of hot air?
There are few things more terrifying than sentient balloons. Just close your eyes and picture them: living, moving latex orbs, floating down a path in your direction. Such is the basic premise of Bloons TD, which takes the charming, monkey-populated world of puzzler Bloons and moulds it to a tower defence formula. And, like its predecessor, it's already seen life on multiple platforms in a number of versions with smaller price tags attached – but while it's hardly an original formula, it works quite well.
The game follows the simple but solid design of laying out a path along which enemies proceed from one end to the other. You'll set up defences and obstacles along the way to stop them, attempting to survive 50 progressively challenging waves without letting a number of them cross the finish line. You can place or upgrade your units during or between battle as well, spending money that you earn by popping your foes. You can even change their behaviour and specify which balloons you want each to target; it's quite nice to have the option, though casual players can get by fine without it. The variety of weaponry is just enough to get the job done and feels fulfilling, with a few fun bonuses for those who persist long enough.
15 levels make up the package, though you'll have to unlock nine, and you can play on three difficulty settings. Thanks to this accessibility and the fun, warm presentation – bright and welcoming, though dated in appearance – Bloons TD is a great choice for new, young and casual tower defence players. Similarly, the interface is easy to master albeit a little difficult to navigate initially. Helpful instructions pop up along the way, but they frustratingly disappear after a very short amount of time, forcing you to speed-read through them. If you can't make it through an entire match in one sitting, you can save your game and come back later even after exiting the program, which proves quite the welcome option.
Conclusion
Bloons TD presents a simple, smooth, charming take on tower defence. 15 levels and three difficulty settings mean that it's accessible and substantial enough to make your purchase worthwhile. On the other hand, it does next to nothing that we haven't seen in just about every entry in the subgenre ever, nor is it the prettiest of them. Still, if you're looking for an introduction to this brand of strategy game and don't mind it not pushing the boundaries, this gets the job done well.




#1
waffles said:
Is there any difference between this one and the free online version?
#2
C-Olimar said:
4.50 for 15 levels? Disgusting!!!
#3
TheKingOfTown said:
only 15 levels? The original could go up to 100...
#4
Geonjaha said:
Well I really wouldnt want to buy this when I can play it free online :/
#5
Zach said:
The levels last for 50 rounds apiece, so it hardly feels lacking, especially when you count the multiple difficulty levels.
#6
shoopdawoop70 said:
6? WHAT?!
#7
SLiM said:
I played way too much Wintermaul TD back during my Warcraft 3 days. I try playing other tower defenses, but there's never enough different to make them stand out to me.
#8
Supremeist said:
So sad to see a rather lower score for this one. I expected more, but I think it could have done better as a 3DSWare title. I love Bloons, but I think I'll stick to playing the free online version for now.
#9
Platypus said:
I would've payed for bloons TD 3 or 4 but not this.
#10
xxx_Kirby_xxx said:
Oh, gosh, living, moving latex orbs?!
#11
Zach said:
@soccer686 Actually this is closer to those releases than the original.
#12
rayquaza_master said:
you can play balloons TD 4 (better graphics and options) for free online on ninjakiwi.com
#13
FudgyCocoa said:
How much dsi points is it?
#14
Reggie4Life said:
i realize it may be scaled down but 6???
#15
Reggie4Life said:
i just bought it and have been playing it all day. it is a great game and that score is totally unacceptable. if you have an ipod touch avoid this and get it on your ipod. otherwise you do not want to miss this as it is a great buy.
#16
Marioman64 said:
@reggie4life you can't play past 50 rounds like it claims (it just ends) you can accidently repeatedly buy the left upgrade of anything and waste money, and its a bit glitchy overall. its a very fun game, but these problems cant be excused
#17
noxusprime06 said:
fun game
#18
GameReviewerX said:
This is basicly a port of bloons TD 3
#19
GameReviewerX said:
I give this a 8/10.
And it DOES have free play; you just have to beat the level.
#20
GameReviewerX said:
This are 5 level packs.
Each with 3 track/levels.
you start with one.
Unlock pack 2: Beat 1 level on any difficulty/or just play at ALL
Unlock pack 3: Beat 3 levels on any difficulty
Unlock further packs:countinue
#21
GameReviewerX said:
Tracks-Classic 1 (has three tracks from the web version of Bloons TD 3),
Lava Stream (Has 3 lava themed tracks),
Quad Biking (has 2 tracks that overlap and 1 that has 2 paths)btw lava stream has 1 also),
Undersea (Has 3 simple but fun underwater themed tracks),
Classic 2 (Has 3 more tracks from the web version of Bloons TD 3
All are worthwhile
#22
Cbw19 said:
@Marioman64 LIES,LIES,LIES! you can too play past 50! Just frigging reset le machine at the medal screen!
#23
fredbear1 said:
its a addictive game
#24
fredbear1 said:
its better than the 1 and two online i mean seriously 6 8 would better
#25
Mewthree456 said:
You people do realize that this is Bloons TD 3, right?