{scene: a dark room} Judge: The Star Con Federation has reached its decision. {a spotlight turns on} Judge: Roger Wilco, please step forward. {footsteps are heard; a crash is heard; a cat screams; Roger steps into the spotlight} Judge: Commander Wilco, you have been accused of the following crimes: Abandoning your post, deviating from mission paremeters, misuse of Star Con property, disintegrating a fellow officer, perpetrating a sequel without prior authorization, and consorting with a female of higher rank. Judge: Do you have anything to say for yourself before we pronounce sentence? Roger: Um...can't you guys take a joke? Judge: Do you have anything INTELLIGENT to say before we pronounce sentence? Roger: um...nope.
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