Topic: Favorite video game dialogue

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{scene: a dark room}
Judge: The Star Con Federation has reached its decision.
{a spotlight turns on}
Judge: Roger Wilco, please step forward.
{footsteps are heard; a crash is heard; a cat screams; Roger steps into the spotlight}
Judge: Commander Wilco, you have been accused of the following crimes:
Abandoning your post, deviating from mission paremeters, misuse of Star Con property, disintegrating a fellow officer, perpetrating a sequel without prior authorization, and consorting with a female of higher rank.
Judge: Do you have anything to say for yourself before we pronounce sentence?
Roger: Um...can't you guys take a joke?
Judge: Do you have anything INTELLIGENT to say before we pronounce sentence?
Roger: um...nope.

Edited on by The_Ink_Pit_Ox

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