Topic: The Nintendolife Forums' Vending Machine

It's me again, back from the dead with another classic forum game. It's quite simple. You state what the person above gets when they insert an object, and then post what you put in the Vending Machine. The possibilities are endless. Here's an example.

Person 1: You get a cookie! I insert milk.
Person 2: You get a lit bomb! SHE'S GONNA BLOW! I insert 2 cents less than the amount to buy a candy bar.

And so on and so forth.

You get crushed by the vending machine for not putting anything in it.

I insert my lucky coin.

You get a Pepsi.

I insert a bump.

You get the sad realization that life is meaningless and traces of your existence will disappear with time.

Your head feels heavy, your gut feels like someone just punched you there. You look awkwardly around the vending machine, but find nothing. It's just a normal machine, what gave you that horrible feeling?

Then a bag of Doritos comes out of the machine.

You take it and try to forget what happened, but you can't, the thought still lingers... It may never leave.

I insert 12 Mexican pesos.

You get the classic and racist sombrero.

I insert $33 and hit the button for a copy of Half Life 3.

You get a boxed copy of Half Life 3, but inside there's a small sheet of paper explaining the difference between "racist" and "stereotypical" instead of a game disc.

I insert a Pokemon card.

You get a page of a dictionary explaining what a brainfart is.

I insert this jolly rancher of unlimited power I found on the ground by my house.

You get a visit with a bald inventor with a rather nice mustache who takes it because apparently, he's being chased by a blue anthropomorphic talking bipedal blue hedgehog who goes super sayian when he collects gems. Said hedgehog then gives you a free Genesis. Huh. Neat.

I insert the page of the laws of aviation that says that bees shouldn't be able to fly.

Let's not bump this thread.