Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

You got a Goomba wearing Luigi's overalls! _{I don't think he wants them back..}

Inserts Eyepatch

Inventory: An autographed copy of Skyward Sword, Plaque for using the "Nintendo Vending Machine", detached Circle Pad, Shiny Suicune.

You got some MK7 figurines!

Inserts bar of chocolate

Inventory: An autographed copy of Skyward Sword, Plaque for using the "Nintendo Vending Machine", detached Circle Pad, Shiny Suicune, long Wii.

You get...Naked Luigi!
_{He's not naked? Then what do you call this on a rainy day? I call it a very naked Luigi!}
Inserts a bit of what's left of my childlike innocence
Inventory: Purple Wii Remote; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get...Link's First Words!
_{This gold plaque is engraved with the words "Ex-CUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!}
Inserts Chokato
Inventory: Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: something that is not related to Nintendo in any way! _{oh the irony}
inserts a specimen
Inventory: a complete set of figurines from Mario & Luigi vs. Finn & Jake: Mushroom meets Ooo!, a Luigi mustache, a can of lemonade, a wonderful Brawl in the Family comic in video form, power gloves, Slippy Toad, Kamek's Toothbrush, Hotel Mario with a free CDi, Andross Dental Floss, a Dubious Disc

You get...Fried Mushrooms!
_{This delicious treat is one of Tayce T.'s specialties!}
Inserts a Slime Bubble, a Pig's Ribbon, a Red Snail Shell and an Orange Mushroom Cap
Inventory: Yellow Kacheek; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: Boogerman from the SNES!!!! (He's a great pick!!!! lol)

Inserts all of the Lawn Gnomes in the Tri-State Area (I'll give you an extra prize if you can guess the reference!!!! lol) (No looking it up online either!!!! lol)

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, a Porygon Virus Scanner, the Wind Fishe's Egg, Poo from Earthbound, and a burger half-eaten by Mario!!!! lol

You get...a Balloon!
_{"A platypus balloon?... Perry the Platypus balloon?!... GASP Perry the Platypus?!"}
Inserts Doof's first Inator...the 'Inator'
Inventory: Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get...an It Prints Moneyz!
_{Yes, there is such a thing as an "It Prints Moneyz". Bottom line, you now own one.}
Inserts Pinana
Inventory: Circle Pad Pro; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get...a 'Wallop-a-Shroob' Arcade Machine!
_{It's the hottest new game for young Toads everywhere! Well, except for Toad Force V: Giga Yoshi's Rampage.}
Inserts Bubbling's Huge Bubble
Inventory: Circle Pad Pro; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote with Jacket; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: A Toad from a Lily Pad from the Mojo King Bee Level in Gitaroo Man on the Play Station 2!!!! (He's one cool toad!!!! lol) Also, as a special bonus for answering the Phineas and Ferb Question you get Caveman Doofenshmirtz from the Tri-Stone Area episode of Phineas and Ferb, which is pretty much the best Phineas and Ferb episode ever!!!! lol

Inserts Bonka the BonkaQuonk (Perry the Platypus in Caveman Speech)

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, a Porygon Virus Scanner, the Wind Fishe's Egg, Poo from Earthbound, a burger half-eaten by Mario, and a balloon!!!! lol

You get...branded a spoiler!
_{Why? Why would you spoil an ep of P&F I have yet to view? Eh, 'salright. I forgive you.}
You get...Burn Heal!
_{Why not use it to remove the branding?}
Inserts Love
Inventory: Caveman Doof; Evil, Corrupted Sony Toad; Circle Pad Pro; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote with Jacket; The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: The Sims Hot Date expansion!!!! (I guess I have accidentally given you spoilers twice now (the other time being with Super Mario RPG). But admittedly, whether I tell you about a Phineas and Ferb episode before or after you see it, it's still hilarious!!!! lol I hope you still enjoy it!!!! lol)

Inserts Something that is Completely Unspoiled

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, a Porygon Virus Scanner, the Wind Fishe's Egg, Poo from Earthbound, a burger half-eaten by Mario, a balloon, branded a spoiler, and burn heal in order to remove the branding!!!! lol

You get...a Blue Scorchio!
_{This dragon-like Neopet is sure to be your new best friend! By the way, in case you haven't realised, he's the blue variant.}
Inserts Meowclops
Inventory: Circle Pad Pro; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote with Jacket; Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

Non-Nintendo Inventory: The Sims: Hot Date; Caveman Doof; Evil, Corrupted Sony Toad; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; The Goonies (NES); Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken).

You got the big wallet! Now you can hold 200 rupees!
Insert Coin
Inventory: White Yoshi Egg, Metal Cap, Yoshi's Cookie, Southern Giant, Purple Rupee

You get...a Pullblok!
_{This is one of the blocks featured in Pullblox, otherwise known as Pushmo!}
Inserts Lightning Flower

Inventory: Adult's Wallet (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time); Circle Pad Pro; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote with Jacket; Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

Non-Nintendo Inventory: The Sims: Hot Date; Caveman Doof; Evil, Corrupted Sony Toad; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; The Goonies (NES); Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken).

You got a Shroob UFO!
Inserts Triforce of Wisdom
Inventory:eponas carrot hammer bro keychain shine sprite Platinum Wii

You get...Epona's 80's Rainbow Disco Wig!
_{This item allows you to give Epona an 80's-styled mane of various colours, which allows you to trample enemies into red, green or blue potion! Note that you need an empty bottle to use this power.}
Inserts Oval Stone
Inventory: Shroob UFO; Adult's Wallet (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time); Circle Pad Pro; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote with Jacket; Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

Non-Nintendo Inventory: The Sims: Hot Date; Caveman Doof; Evil, Corrupted Sony Toad; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; The Goonies (NES); Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken).

You get: A Sound Stone from Earthbound. (Just listen to it...pretty noises!!!! lol)

Inserts an Android Phone

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, a Porygon Virus Scanner, the Wind Fishe's Egg, Poo from Earthbound, a burger half-eaten by Mario, a balloon, branded a spoiler, burn heal in order to remove the branding, and a Blue Scorchio!!!! lol

You get...a Light Ball!
_{This item, if held by a Pikachu, will power it up by a lot! It also has the ability to give the holder's offspring the move Volt Tackle!}
Inserts Shiny Stone
Inventory: Shroob UFO; Adult's Wallet (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time); Circle Pad Pro; Rosalina; Purple Wii Remote with Jacket; Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound) x2; Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.
Non-Nintendo Inventory: The Sims: Hot Date; Caveman Doof; Evil, Corrupted Sony Toad; Boogerman (NES), Yellow Kacheek; The Goonies (NES); Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken).