Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but then after you're buried, people come and dig you up. (Weirdos. O_o)

I wish for a fish that grants fish-wishes.

Granted, but now you're a fish
I wish thy would make a sequel to Nancy Drew

Granted, it is set in the present time. So she is like, what, Sixty years old? And there is this really creepy vibe to the whole thing.
I wish for world peace.

Granted now there are peace signs everywhere and everything is mellow but it's driving you crazy.

I wish American lit. was less boring.

(Yay! I'm number 900)

@Superpeach: Granted. But it gets so exciting you pass out from excitement every time you try to read it!

I wish I was a superhero! (Dah dah DAH!)

Granted. But you're Super Hate Man with the ability to make everyone hate you, and it works incredibly well!!!! lol
I wish I didn't have so much to get done.

Granted. You now only have one thing to do, clean urinals with your bare hands.
I wish that I didn't have to go to work today.

Granted, you lose your job and never get another one and die from starvation.

I wish my mother wasn't so obsessed with the dog. (Don't get me started.)

Granted now she's obsessed with the neighbors cat.

I wish I could beat Gradius

Granted, but afterwards you're warped to Soviet Russia, where the game beats you.

...I wish I could come up with a better response than that.

Granted but nobody thinks it is better

I wish I knew something that nobody else knew

Granted, you know when u r going to die.

I wish, that I had 10,000 DSi/Wiiware points

Granted, but you have to spend them on bad games

I wish anime english dubs were done like the Japanese versions

I wish i understood what you just said XD

Granted, now the japanese versions are censored.

ahem you have to make a wish

i wish that mario all stars would come to vc...

Granted, but only in Japan

I wish that i had a copy of every kirby game.

Granted, but then they disappear shortly after you acquire 'em all.

I wish the other Starfy games would be released in the West.

Granted...but you have to buy them all for me first.

I wish the 350th VC game is Yoshi's Island.