Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, my future endeavor is to kill you
I wish I had ice to climb that leads nowhere.

Granted, now you're nowhere to be located and nowhere to be found, and no one ever hears from you again

I wish I had my copy of Disney Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion right now

Granted, it explodes in your face
I wish i had even more ice to climb that leads nowhere and nobody ever hears from me again

granted... Here you have mountains of ice to climb
I wish for salami on my pizza

Granted but you eat it and die.

I wish i had an curse free life for ever and i was the luckiest person alive

Granted, now everyone is out to get you because of your luck

I wish there was a fifth Indiana Jones movie out now

granted but its made by Disney
I wish for a dragon pet (that doesn't kill me....)

Granted, it just bites and singes your hair instead

I wish I owned a miniature golf course

Granted, but you miss your payments and the bank comes and steals everything you own, and leaves you on the side of the road with Hobo Bill (who everyone knows is a registered psychopath and killer)
I wish text speak would dissapear forever

Granted, but eventually the rest of the forms of communication will begin to disappear, and you making the wish will be to blame to that

I wish I could make a wish that was not corrupted in such a violent or harsh manner

Granted, you make a "Make a Wish only not to be corrupted" thread and it get locked. Nuff said
I wish a 3DS points card. (And dont say it was already used person below me, thats lame )

Granted, but since you never specified what you wanted to happen to your 3DS points card, nothing happens

I wish I could make over a thousand cardhouses

Granted. but someone comes in with an air horn and knocks them down and you crawl in a corner and cry.
I wish that all wishes after mine are granted perfectly

Granted, the world explodes from my next wish
I wish the world would explode

Granted, we're all dead, the end

I wish I could make a design for a golden building

Granted, but it's taken away by you when you lose to the next opponent; so no VICTORY! for you

I wish I could live both on land and underwater

Granted they are all broken.
I wish for Legend of Zelda II

Granted, and if you saw iv youll know that you awnsered it yourself. (To indy jones, everyone out-posted me on this)
I wish that Trixie becomes a permanent ponyville resident. (MLP:FIM if you dont know, dont reply)

I like Zelda II. I just wanted another copy.

The all great and powerful Trixie uses her (Fake) Magic and makes all the ponies ZOMBIES.
Dun dun DUN.

I wish my iPod had longer battery life.