Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now you will stay immortal on the condition that you feed off nonliving organisms

I wish to write a novel

Granted,but it fails to sell.

I wish Epic Mickey 2 got bad reviews.

Granted, now all hopes for a sequel are dashed because of that

I wish I could play a harp

Granted, you become super popular because of your harp playing skills and you are robbed and beaten by a swarm of psychotic fans

I wish I had more ice to climb.

Granted, but it's too sunny out, and as a result the ice melts and you fall down for a long time

I wish I could visit a barn

Granted,you are bitten by a cow

I wish my real eggplant would return.

Granted, but it doesn't recognize you

I wish I had a big belly

Granted, but it is so big you roll down a hill into a spike pit
I wish for a Pikmin that is perfect

Granted, it is so perfect it becomes the master and you become the minion

I wish for even more ice to climb..

Granted, but it's so frozen that you get stuck on it

I wish all corruptions for the wishes in this thread were either G- or PG-rated

Granted, but it terribly upsets your tummy

I wish I had a good cup of coffee

Granted, but guess who's not sleeping for tonight?
I wish that gooper blooper battle lasted longer.

Granted, but now it's too long and it gets boring and you die
I wish I was a pumpkin that was grown at the lumpy pumpkin waiting to be smashed or made into soup

Granted. Link throws you off into The Nowhere Islands where you live for eternity in the Absolutely Safe Capsule.
I wish Earthbound was only 60$.

Granted, now every other expensive game is more expensive than they ever were before

I wish everyone had an unlimited supply of food and drink

Granted. ITS POISONOUS,AND NOBODY KNOWS.
I wish that my parents were bronies.

Granted, you trade via the Asian black market, you are then arrested and beheaded.
I wish for a Super Wii Entertainment System.

Granted, but it's super expensive and will only allow you to play one game

I wish I could wake up early during the weekends

_{One and a half? How would that work?}
Granted, but since you've now got one whole Wii U and one half one, you have to procure the other half in order for the latter to work

I wish there was ice cream-flavored popcorn

Granted, it becomes popcorn flavored ice cream

I wish I had even more ice to climb.