Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now everyone wants your smarts.

I wish I could do backflips.

Granted, you flip 630 degrees and fall on your face.

I wish Dunkin' Donuts would advertise a little less.

Granted but you eat too many donuts and become fat.
I wish I had something to do.

Granted, now you're too busy to have fun.

I wish I had shelves on my walls.

Granted, they're above your bed and fall on your head tonight.
I wish I wasn't too busy to have fun.

Granted, now you get all hyper and have headaches after having fun.

I wish I could wear a cap.

Granted, but it's still too tight and you can't get it off now.

I wish I had shape-shifting powers.

Granted, now you're Public Enemy Number One.

I wish I could gain a few pounds.

Granted, have some of the magic donuts I apparently ate after Dunkin' Donuts advertised less.

I wish there weren't any commercials on TV.

Granted, but then you hold it in when you feel like going to the restroom.

I wish I could feel extra nicer than I am.

Granted but you are truly being horrible to others.

I wish that I could beat Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - My Life as A Darklord

Granted, but now you suck at every other game.

I wish I knew how to unlock a jet pack and wrist rockets on Star Wars Battlefront: ES for PSP.

granted, but then you deleted your file.
I wish I was perfect and nobody could corrupt this wish

Granted but then a portal opens up and you are sucked in, and everybody corrupts wishes again

I wish Werble would actually LOOK back and find out what I wished for so he could grant it.

Granted, but then he erases his wish so it looks like it never happened.

I wish I could make an animated avatar.

Granted: But once your finished making it your computer crashes and you lose all the data.

I wish I could have a spider monkey.

Granted: But you run out of money forever buying bananas for the thing.

I wish I'd get a radio broadcasting job.

Granted: But your fired when you enter work on your first day.

I wish I had $19.99 for Nintendo Points

Granted but the sales tax and the price adds up to $20.17
I wish I could fall asleep right now.

Granted, but then you start missing out on the best things in life and everyone forgets who you are.

I wish some corruptions did not sound so dark.