Topic: Let's do the hot seat.

Who are you again?

Well considering I have both an awesome 3DS and an awesome "vita", which is Latin for "life", I am not sad at all

Reinforced stabby-proof material with a cannon duct taped onto its tail. Perfect for the steampunk environment

Well considering bronies are typically sad, lonely creatures, we shall never know.

Never. I am too skinny to rip my pants!
And it depends on what gender Emmy is If the same, then maybe; if opposite, then I have a better chance of splitting my pants.

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am...Darkwing...er...LZ!!!

The bane of children everywhere. Oh, and that creepy guy next door that leaves "presents" on your front porch

Oh birdfreak, if theres three monkeys swinging on two vines and one monkey falls but one vine saves him and the other monkeys swing by laughing at him then swing into a volcano dying, how many monkeys are left and how many vines are left?

None, because the volcano erupted and killed everything

Give me three reasons I should like you

I am Lordlz, your true ruler (with JumpMad as a puppet)
I am a birdfreak
I have an Epona floatie!

why are birds so much awesomer than other lame animals?
_{and can I have another F? i ate the last one >:3}

Because they leave marks everywhere and can't be punished because they can fly away. They are the world's truly greatest trolls

... why are you stalking me,

@lz U Jelly of my wings?

Stalkers are the most sincere people you will ever meet. They will never leave you....never

Yes, I would like ur wings with jelly

You're the true ruler? Care to comment on the fact that I have captured small portions of this land and my boarders continue to increase?

mmm, wings with jelly...

er, i mean... what do half-bird freaks like to eat? :3

Quite easily. You see, you are just a puppet in my master plan to capture all rebels who dare defy my rule

Wings with jelly...and bacon

How did you become a half-bird freak? Or were you just Chocobo-tendo spawn?

D:
my wings are not your food, and jelly makes my wings sticky, but if someone slowly cleans the by li-- uh ahem right question,

i ask you this do you understand seeing how you pretend to not know of which you know an act for you thought i would not see for i knew from the start you can't lie or hide from an Angel, now yes or no? answer wrong and recive an F! >:3

How is letting people conquer you going to aid you in capturing rebels? Also, is your half-bird form natural or the result of an accident?

FYI I am technically an invader, not a rebel.

Oh, and telling people they are puppets isn't in your best interests, believe me.

If you were to force one person at NL to go to a mental hospital, who would it be?
And where am I in your master plan? (If you don't have a spot for me, keep in mind I can seduce anyone in less than 1 minute with my sexiness.)

Waffles or pancakes?

do you find Koops3 as creepy as I do right now?
_{back off, lz's mine >:[}

@koops ever heard of eHarmony?

@lz i understand your birdfreakness i once was and is an emu, what shampoo do you use on those feathers to keep them soft?