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Re: Resident Evil 5 And 6 Shamble To Switch This October

DustynB

Game Development Director: So since we are coming to the end of the quarter and on the money made for Resident Evil 2, I was thinking that we could Get Started on Dragon's Dogma 2. We have some great idea's and also we have outlined an updated installment to the beloved Breath of Fire Series! I am gittery just talking about it I am so exci......
CEO: (Interrupted mid sentence the Director to quickly outline Capcom's buisiness strategy going forward.) Resident Evil 5 remake...
Director: Ummmm pardon me sir?
CEO:Capcom has only 2 jobs going forward...
1)Remaking Resident Evil Games
2)Remaking those same games again
3)etc.
Director:But.... sir we have a very good Library that fans like...
CEO: One moment... (Pulls out phone and dials a number.) Couple of seconds later the CEO's assistant steps in, looks at the director... "If it's not about Resident Evil it's not important!"
Also get Disney on the phone, let's see if we can get a Resident Evil/ Star Wars spinoff? Just what the fans want! Maybe the zombies have their own starship?! Maybe zombies are building the Deathstar?! Maybe Rey is a zombie jedi?! Maybe..... errrrm Director why do you have a gun in your mouth? Hope you realize if you pull that trigger, you start pulling unemployment! Now why aren't I seeing Resident Evils? Where are my ideas of Sim City: Resident Evil, Pokemon: Resident Evil/ or should I say Resident Evilmon? Timeline on my Resident Evil Cinematic Universe??? We got to start on Resident Evil 320 B.C.!