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World Cup 2018 is upon us, and with it comes the inevitable rush of pick-up-and-play football games. Soccer Slammers is one such effort, and it's pretty much at the polar opposite end of the Switch footy game scale compared to FIFA 18 - for better and for worse.

On the 'better' side, it forgoes the dry, manicured pomposity of EA's fully licensed ball-hog for a much more approachable take on the beautiful game. It's ideal for those who only become casually acquainted with the sport every four years or so, or for fans who intend to become very well acquainted with vodka during Russia 2018. On the 'worse' side of things, Soccer Slammers is an incredibly light and almost throw-away experience; it lacks the nuance and sheer level of content required to keep you playing beyond the end of this summer's premier footy tournament.

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You don't need to memorise dozens of dubious tricks or switch formations on the fly in Soccer Slammers. This is simple 2v2 stuff, with only four controls to contend with: pass, shoot, tackle and sprint. You don't even need to worry about switching control between your two players in single player mode, as one member of your team will always be controlled by AI - though they will pass to you when you hit the appropriate button.

The pitch is extremely compact and walled in, like a 5-a-side field or an ice hockey rink, so the ball is constantly in play. There aren't any stoppages for fouls either, as the very concept of illegal play is alien to Soccer Slammers; crunching into your opponent from behind with a bone-breaking challenge is positively encouraged. As a result, turnovers are common and dwelling on the ball is a surefire recipe for failure. When you receive possession you'd better get rid of it quickly, either with a shot or a pass, otherwise you're bound to lose control and momentum. Alternatively, you can sprint away from your opposing number with one of the right shoulder buttons, though you only have limited (albeit quickly replenished) stamina.

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Shots are chargeable, and a fully wound-up net-burster from an angle is highly likely to fly past the automated goalie, even if you're shooting from your own half. You'll swiftly realise that the key here is to gain yourself the time and space required to build up a humdinger of a shot, wherever that may come from. Your tactical options to this end are fairly limited. It generally pays to sit deep and invite your opponent onto your half, sliding in to take ball as they start to charge their shot. You'll then have ample space to run or pass forward.

There isn't really the potential for a fluid passing game, as the entire system is heavily automated. You don't need to guide your passes towards your teammate, or even have your player facing the appropriate direction. It often pays to have your AI buddy pass straight back, though, as they're often prone to hitting tame shots straight at the opposing 'keeper.

All of which is a roundabout way of saying that Soccer Slammers is a multiplayer game first and foremost. Sure, solo players can run through an approximation of the World Cup with any of the 32 national teams, but the game as a whole has blatantly been set up for two to (ideally) four players to take one another on. Full-on 2v2 with four Joy-Cons is where Soccer Slammers really comes to chaotic, scrappy life - although two players teaming up to take on the World Cup is a timely touch.

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Soccer Slammers is far from the complete football package, even within the confines of the arcade sports genre. It's certainly no Mario Strikers: Charged Football (hint hint, Nintendo). But if you and your friends find yourselves with the odd 15-minute half-time interval to fill over the coming weeks, it could be the perfect footy filler.


Soccer Slammers is a frenetic arcade football game that's extremely light on depth and content but high on immediate thrills. It's the ideal half-time snack, but it won't sate your hunger for a more meaty football experience. Thankfully, with FIFA 18 already available on Switch a more immersive experience exists, but if it's casual action you're after, this could the fixture you need.