We've seen our fair share of poor recreations of Super Mario games over the years, but somehow one of the worst examples managed to make its way onto the Xbox Store - at least for a little while.
The brilliantly titled Supertan Marioner 3D Infinity World Adventures is
sadly no longer available to play, but perhaps this might be for the best, as the game bins off the cleverly designed levels of legit Super Mario games in favour of a side-scrolling endless runner. Not exactly the sequel to Super Mario Run we were perhaps hoping for!
Here's a description of the game via the now-defunct Xbox Store page (thanks to our friends over at Pure Xbox):
"The adventures of Super marioner continue. This time with 3D design. Travel through the jungle with marioner. Jump between platforms. Try not to fall in this endless speeding adventure. You have 3 rights. Try to make the highest record."
"Jump between platforms". Well, it's an accurate description, at least, though it doesn't particularly fill us with much enthusiasm.
On a positive note, it's games like this that make us truly appreciate the craft that goes into making true Super Mario titles. Here's hoping Supertan Marioner 3D Infinity World Adventures doesn't reappear somewhere down the line; let's take a moment to think of the poor individuals who spent money on this game.
What do you think of this Super Mario clone? Have you seen other atrocities even worse? Let us know!
Super Mario Run walked so this can, well... run
"You have 3 rights."
One of them is to remain silent, mister developer.
I'll stick to "Super Marioner World", thank you.
Who needs Odyssey 2?
He runs too fast that it becomes unrunnable in the end, apart from running into walls.
I smell a lot of lawsuits and copyright infringements.
Looks better than New Super Mario Bros! ;p
Three rights, eh? I suppose losing one of them would count as a wrong.
I genuinely have no words. One of the most bizarre, terrible games I’ve ever seen.
The fact that Microsoft allow this trash in their store just show that they don't care what comes to Xbox as long as it got them more traffics.
NINTENDO HIRE THIS GUY
Mario Kart Tour's out on Xbox? Does it use the Kinect for steering, perhaps?
Can it be worse than the Mario DOS fangame I stupidly paid money for as a child?
The game apparently became somewhat known as the "Tiger Woods Mario game" when a few seconds of footage of him playing the game were uploaded to the Internet.
...and this managed to get on the XBOX STORE? People whining about the eShop's lack of quality control REALLY can't complain now.
One gains traction due to the silly name and gets removed but there are other Mario rip off games on the store. Judging by the names anyway. One called "Fan Game For New Super Mario Adventures" has been there for nearly 2 months.
That's just a Gmod skin of Mario. It's even got the same running animation and everything. Oh my lord XD
This isn't that much worse than the bootleg Croc game that's always on the Switch charts.
This is the best game of 1967.
No matter how fast Mario runs
he can't escape the pain
@Pillowpants I don't think this is punishable by imprisonment, but the dev will likely be sued for millions.
Edit: Also I hope to heck it isn't. That would set dangerous precedent that could wind up putting tens of millions of Americans in prison for crimes that have only been sueable offenses rather than jailable offenses.
Can I call it?
Super Mario: Run Away from Xbox
A longer title than playability.
"you have 3 rights"
I like the look of the game
So Microsoft allowed this?
Nintendo should just port Super Mario Run to the XBOX
@Pillowpants You beat me to it.
The rarest xbox game, ever.
If they had just billed it as an "action-adventure roguelike platformer" and skinned it to literally anything except Mario, this could be top of the Switch charts.
Are these junky rip-off games getting worse compared to say 15 years ago? I think they are..
Honestly i have see worse games on the eshop sort of how there are 4 differnt versions of a clock app masquerading as a cool hot new videogame.
Why Mario? I feel like Sonic would be more appropriate.
This is funny as hell.
Chyy-nnuh! That’s the answer to all questions relating to this.
@KingMike I remember that game! I think I had it on my windows 3.1 machine.
@Specter_of-the_OLED of it just mean that mistakenly went through the review process - it has happened to all platforms, from iOS to Nintendo.
There are always rip-offs try to make it through any of the digital storefronts for a quick buck.
true copi not like oceanhorn lol
I'll be the first to point out how overused exclamation points are, but I absolutely love how there's not a single one in this game's official description. It's like the writer couldn't even be bothered to feign excitement for what they knew to be a turd of a game:
The adventures of Super marioner continue. This time with 3D design.
Travel through the jungle with marioner.
Jump between platforms.
Try not to fall in this endless speeding adventure.
You have 3 rights.
Try to make the highest record.
Thanks for featuring my video
I'll make sure to continue my quest for more crappy rip off games
Life changing experience 10/10 made me cry 17 tears very emotional love the storyline and plot 👌👌👌👌
@Bubsy I bought that too lmao, Crocs world?
@Specter_of-the_OLED that's literally Microsoft, Nintendo, & Sony (at least until this generation when they started the censorship, lol.
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